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Granted...but since gigantic is a relative term, your TV is gigantic only when compared to the size of an ant.
I wish the Periodic Table was Intermittent.
sorry :)
Doh.../sniped
Granted, but your signature winds up being white on a white background.
I wish the Periodic Table was Intermittent.
Granted, but I kill you because you gave me a big word. I don't like that. :hrmf:
I wish for a brand new 42-inch television. Ha, I'm specific this time. :p
Granted but the only chanell you get is Bid TV. :p
I wish for oatmeal Again!
Granted, and you get the world's best oatmeal ever. But you get such a tiny amount that you go insane wishing for more.
I wish for this thread to have more players.
(No really... I'm putting a link in my sig.)
Granted, but the link magically disappeared and then a mod locks the thread >.< WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????
Ummmm
I wish I had wings like the characters in the book "Maximum Ride"
I'm sure I've corrupted a wish like this before... But anyway:
Granted, but you fly out of the Earths atmoshpere and since there is no air in space, your wings are USELESS!! You shortly suffocate due to lack of air.
I wish for an Lbp2 beta code to be given to me by a pacifist with a gun.
granted, but he turns agressive and shoots you to get it
I wish for a good quality mp3 player for my brother.
Granted, you steal it and get ARRESTED.
I wish for a doughnut.
Granted, but you decide to dip it in milk and it falls apart before reaching your mouth.
I wish for lower humidity in Texas.
Granted but now it's another ice age.
I wish I could divide by zero.
Granted, but it serves no purpose in the Ice Age. :)
I wish finite math was infinite.
Granted, but it already is infinite, so now it's vice-versa. No moar numbuh 11...
I wish for a full, depth on calculation of pi to the 5,000,000,000 digit.
Granted... but the piece of paper it's printed on required every last tree on Earth, thus making its inhabitants slowly choke to death in a gradual, cruel means of dying.
I wish for some more psychological terror to be dispersed.
Granted, it all goes to you. Have a nice day in the crazy ward.
I wish the Turbo! Pack bug was fixed.
Granted, I turn it into my new paper to calculate pi.
I wish for pi to the 15th digit.
3.141582653588783
Or are all the 9s replaced with 8s? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
I wish for less fat.
Granted, you die of hunger.
I wish for just 2 more thanks.
Granted, you then get banned for asking.
I wish to know how Jspot turned a pack bug into Pi paper. =/
Granted, I must now kill you. :kz:
I wish for a new smilie.
A new smilie has been added...But it looks terrible, pixelly, and the emotion is hardly identifiable at all.
I wish I was finished with my school classes already. Just a few final exams and final projects to go, though.
Granted, everyone spams you for a sackperson and you are banned from drawing them. Forever.
I wish fer sum beef jerky!
Granted, but it is made from yer nose!
I wish for the youfail.org song to be less addicting.
EDIT:sniped.
Granted, but then it doesn't get stuck in your head, so you forget it forever.
I wish I had a remote that can pause, play, fast forward, and rewind time.
Granted, it breaks on pause.
I wish for a can to recycle.
Granted, no drawbacks.
I wish that I was KING O DA WERLD!
Granted, you are rebelled against so you murder yourself.
I wish for pnuemenoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis to not attack. (or however it's spelled)
Granted, but I NOM YO FAAAAAACE!!!!
I wish I were playing my lost copy of MNR PSP. D:
Granted, but I destroy it.
I wish for a pie.
Granted, but the pie is salmon flavored.
I wish LBP2 would come out this summer.
Granted, you don't get it.
I wish for good survival level. A G00D one.
Granted, but the only survivors are canaries and they sing to you relentlessly night and day, driving you insane to the point where you kill them all and make a suit of yellow feathers that doesn't fit you.
I wish sounds were inaudible.
Granted, you can't here the banhamer coming.
I wish for a new and improved banhammer.
Granted, the first time you try it you hit yourself AFV style, and are permanently BANNZORD!
I wish to catch up to Fastbro's rep.
Granted, but Fastbro has somehow gotten red bars.
I wish for chocolate.
Granted, you enjoy a delicious bar of chocolate in the middle of all your friends. Too bad you didn't realize it was laxative chocolate...
I wish to have Shoop Da Woop lazah power!
Granted, the army destroys you.
I wish for a copter.
Granted, you're shot down by my resurrected Shoop.
I wish for you to tell me exactly what "rewtbeer" is. (And you already used "Now I have to kill you. Be original.)
Granted, it's your imprisonment.
I wish for a Time Turner.
Granted, but it's in the past.
I wish to have a tank that I am somehow legally allowed to drive, and go about it in my daily business as if it were a car.
Granted. Godzilla crushes it.
I wish for a pet Sears Tower.