Granted, but my pet the Burj Khalifa eats it.
I wish to know every new Black and White Pokemon.
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Granted, but my pet the Burj Khalifa eats it.
I wish to know every new Black and White Pokemon.
granted! but you find them retarded
i wish for a bad thing
Granted, you are dead.
I wish ETF's new album was out.
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish for the playstation online to work!
Granted but it then shuts down for eternity for awaking it
I wish for leprechauns
Granted, but they bite.
I wish for a yellow crisp.
Granted, but its slobbery and its actual colour is grey.
I wish I could fly
Now I know I've granted this one before.... Ima gonna think of something different this time to avoid unimaginativenessss.
Granted, but it is a temporary wish. The flying power may be removed at any time, so for your safety you'd better not go flying anywhere high.
EDIT: Oh noes! I 4got to add a wish...
I wish for a cat and a pacifist that DOESN'T shoot me.
Granted, but unfortunatly the pacifist is followed by a militarist who kills you, the cat and the pacifist. With an axe.
I wish for a creative wish, that hasn't been wished before.
Granted.
I wish for.... A massive lego piece.... With rubies and diamonds and gowld!
Hey I didn't forget! You said something that no one else had wished for, and I granted! Now go, wish!
Oh my god, it just worked, you're awesome!
Dang right. Now will someone grant my wish please?
/Gets thread back on topic/
Granted, but it's immediately stuck to a plate brick, and you can't find a brick separator.
I wish more people liked good music.
Granted, you can't stand the dancing.
I wish for StarFox to do the moonwalk.:p
granted, they walked on the moon
i wish that noobs will be gone forever
Granted, you have been bullied and called a noob. Guess what happens next.
I wish for a DotMirageGaogamon.
Granted, each and every person in the world has to ask you what it is.
I wish for Ultimatelucario's shiny bulbasaur.
who's "ultimatelucario"? and its not a shiny bulbasaur, it's a bulbamander
i wish pokemon was real
Granted, I crush it with Digimon.
I wish Digimon were real.
Granted, I crush it with Pokemon
i wish i was in tokyo
Granted, but I crush you with Pokemon and Digimon.
I wish for pie. Apple flavored.
granted, but the pie is evil
i wish for a cake that isn't a lie
Granted, you are a lie.
I wish for a lie.
Granted. You're smart, funny, and well liked.
I wish for an un-evil pie.
Granted but I eat it! :P
I wish for Pi.
Granted, I take it.
I wish for Bullet to understand that he didn't grant my wish.;)
granted, but then he forgets.
i wish that lightningbugs would make me pancakes for breakfast.
Granted, but they eat it.
I wish for people (well, good people) to join the Tournament!
Granted. But then no-one posts for a month, making it obsolete.
I wish people would post more often in the Tournament(s).
Granted. I end up killing you anyways. :p
I wish it wasn't raining (in the middle of June?!).
Granted but all plant life dies out causing life systems to collapse and you starve to death.
I wish I could afford to move out!
Granted. You move to the nearby trash can.
I wish school would end sooner for me...
Granted but your life ends along with it in a school collapse... :kz:
I wish I had an unlimited energy source.
Granted, but you overload it and die in the explosion.
I wish for electric powahs.
Granted, this causes you to short out any electical device near you. Say bye bye to your psp.
I wish for toast.
Granted, but you drop it butter-side down.
Fine! I wish for fire powahs!
Granted, you incinerate everything near you.
I wish for steak.