Granted, but like a true friend, all he does is throw you into fire :D
I wish my friend would give me my LBP back.
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Granted, but like a true friend, all he does is throw you into fire :D
I wish my friend would give me my LBP back.
Granted, it's broken.
I wish for GLaDOS not to be quoted in sigs so much anymoar.
Granted, but he will have to be quoted on you sig...
I wish I had another wish
granted but you accidently spent it on a bottle of coca-cola.
I wish for LBP2 beta codes!
Granted, but they were stolen, so you have to go to jail
I wish I had a TV in my room
Granted, but it can only play C-SPAN.
I wish I had superpowers.
Granted, you are captured by the military.
I wish for chocolate pudding.
Granted, but it tastes horrible.
I wish that I would sleep soon... (and I will no matter what...)
By sleep you mean, 8 month coma? That's what the genie assumes.
I wish someone would tell me how to level up and not be lint anymore. I want to be at least a fuzzball so I can request a sig.
Granted, you must make more posts, but then once you're fuzz ball, no one in sig exchange is active anymore.
I wish for 3.14159265.
Granted... along with the 1,000,000+ other numbers that come along with pi.
I wish that RDR wasn't so buggy on me... :(
Granted, but then you realize how ridiculously hyped-up the game was.
I wish for this God-awful sunburn to be gone.
Granted, we'll just skin you and make a pair of boots.
I wish I didn't have so many chores.
Granted, but your whole family disappears and you have no one to do them for you
I wish I had my own PS3
Granted, but a cow decide to eat it.
I wish to have a giant cat with wings and that can throw fireball at people so I can laugh at them :)
Granted, but the same cow that ate my beautiful PS3 eats it:devious:
I wish I had blue hair
Granted but you realise that because of those hair you become sick and then the cow eat you :) :3
I wish to be able to transform myself into a chicken.
Granted but you were turned into a chicken sammich and Luigi ate you >:U!
I wish my wish would get corrupted soon ; o;
Granted, I corrupt it 5,000,000 years later.
I wish for some gum.
Granted, it's already been chewed.
I wish I had a sackbot.
Granted, it is hostile.
I wish for an LBP2 OR switch and a microchip so I can use it as a microchip and a perm switch.
Granted but youll never understand it
I wish i wasnt a llama
Granted, you're now the ear of a llama.
I wish for Inan to understand I already know how to do the OR switch perm thing.
Granted but he doesn't give a crap.
I wish for some inspiration!
omg that made me roflmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by OneEyedBanshee
granted but because you live in Soviet Russia, inspiration eat you! wait....what?
I wish i knew the best Soviet Russia joke
Granted, but every single person i the planet dies and you have no one to tell it to
I wish I was a pigeon
thank you ; o; now i can live in peace, that wish you granted me was a win :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sackgirl4ever
granted but your a pigeon in GTA IV which means the person playing the game will hunt you down to get a trophy
I wish this icon (:D) wasnt lame
Granted...:D...whoops, it didn't work...
I wish I owned Ikea
Granted, a piano falls on you.
I wish to be invited to the LBP3 Community Game Jam.:p
Granted but then DR.OCTAGONAPUS BLWAH!!!!!!!!
I wish. Thats it xD
granted but because you made a wish all the criminals in your sig turn out to be you. and it happens over and over and over...
I wish I could write books like steven king
Granted. You just did. Or, at least, you typed, "books like steven king".
I wish I could teleport.
Granted. But you teleported into a sewer filled with H4Hers and Stephanie Ravens clones :U
I wish this wasnt the last post on the thread
Tempted to not post as true corruption would be to never get another response on this thread... BUT! The show must go on soo..
From this point on, everyone has to ignore Inanimacy whenever they post here, as if their post doesn't exist. They can see all that is happening but never get to take part in the thread again.. :kz:
I wish everyone followed this rule!
Granted but they break the rules :U
I wish One Eye Banshee had two eyes
Granted, but he gives them to you so now you have four eyes.
I wish for cool goggles to wear like the guy from MNR!:D
Granted, but you're dead!Quote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
I wish I was alive!
"%#&#%"&#&# How did I miss this thread :(
Anyway, you are alive, but you're a zombie :D
I wish for a bowler hat!
Granted but it's so large you become trapped under it and can't escape. Kids run up and kick your new home and you hear echos of laughs from the outside. Until you slowly starve and perish in the darkness.
I wish I had ninja skills.
Nice :D
You get your ninja skills. And then you take a stroll over the water. But there's alligators in the water. The end.
Edit:
Oops, forgot the wish!
I wish that pigs can fly.