Corrupt Wishes

Granted, they join the air force and prepare an air strike on you.
I wish for Sage to come back.

Granted but since I don't know any Sage they come back half mutilated, brain dead and in a vegetative state.

I wish pigs had no legs...

Granted, Piggabling attacks for making that wish.
I wish for Zwollie to return.

Granted but he hates you for forcing him to come back.

I wish for lots of chocolate.

Granted, but you drown in it
I wish I had a cat

Granted but it goes all chimpanzee and rips your face off...

I wish I stopped getting distracted by LBPC and finished my level in LBP!

Granted, it get's 0 plays and negative 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 hearts and 0 stars.
I wish for hot sauce.

Granted but it's so hot it goes off like thermite in your mouth and your skull melts and collapses in on itself.

I wish I could freeze time AND unfreeze it at will.

Granted, but you will not be able to freeze humans:)
I wish I had a boyfriend:moody:

Granted here he is http://www.gjschneider.com/images/ugly-klint.jpg

I wish for portal 2

Granted, my "boyfriend" ate it:rolleyes: I broke up with him btw...
I wish my friggin phone wouldn't ring every five minutes

Granted here is a new one! http://www.technologygear.net/wp-con...000-728-75.jpg

I wish for a new PSP.

Granted, but it secretly has illegally downloaded games and you get arrested.
Simon says I wish for a quarter.

Granted, but Simon takes that away from you.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted. yes I wished for this before but it does blow your mind if you think about it...

Granted, you get your wish but it causes a paradox breaking reality thus you never wished that wish.
I wish for nachos! And Cheese dip!

Granted the cheese is green and tha chips are tiny!

I wish to have a real street name ! :D

Granted, your name is now Real.
I wish for me to figure out who this Ben guy is.

Granted, but you get spoiled. He is actually one of THE OTHERS.

I wish for being able to walk again :)

Granted but you only get that ability back when your plane crash lands on an island you can't get off of, oh and your rubbish with knives and all that survival skill stuff :p

I wish for true virtual reality.

Granted, you get killed... in a shark survival.:kz:
I wish for more smilies.

Granted, they're all the same but with different combinaison.

I wish for Pokémon's taking over the world! :D

Granted, you get invaded by Mudkipz!
I wish for a Mudkip!

Granted, it evolved!

I wish for a Charizard! RAWR!

btw I don't understand your corrupting, as I know Mudkip is a Pokémon... heheheh! :D

Granted, but it creepily stares at you in your sleep, murmuring "So I herd you liek Mudkipz?"

I wish for a bug-zapper.

Granted but it's programmed to take down prehistoric bugs. So even one zap wipes out everything within a 50 metre range.

I wish I could speak every language on the planet.

granted but cat got your tongue really so you cant speak

i wish everyday would be like saturday :)

Granted, you get a notification from you office saying you have to work only on Saturdays
I wish it was tuesday

Granted, then I warp you to a bomb survival.
I wish for my Marshstomp to eveolve!

Granted. It evolves when it reaches level 1,256.

I wish LBPC didn't exist. (Not really, I just want to see how you corrupt this ;))

Granted but im not the admin so I cant make any changes to the site.

I wish for a real sackboy!

granted but he's a h4h sackboy noob

i wish for lbp2

Granted, you're arrested for getting it in an illegal manner.
I wish for Mudkipz to stop going through such abuse!:mad:

Granted, but the abuse transfers to you

I wish for a superhero named Emo Man to help me get rid of this cold

Granted. He (flys?) over to you and steals your lungs. No more cold, see? :)

I wish it would be the holidays already!

granted but you become very sick and you spend the whole holiday in bed

i wish to eat ice cream NOW!

granted but its melted wahhahahah

i wish for the person who corrupts this wish to die wahahaha

Granted but *dies*

I wish i could be brung back to life.

Granted, a truck hit you 20 minutes later.

I wish to have a turtle.

Granted but it doesn't have a shell

I wish for a new ps3

Granted but im dead

I wish for a world with no cars oh and i wish to live!