Hmm so 2 wishes? I shall make the exception. First I bring you back to life.. in the form of a car! Then I remove all cars from existence. :)
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Hmm so 2 wishes? I shall make the exception. First I bring you back to life.. in the form of a car! Then I remove all cars from existence. :)
I wish to fail at life
granted but then you get a crown and epiclly win hahahahaha
i wish for Joruto to be alive again ( since i killed him sorry )
Granted, I kill him! :D
I wish for not having kill Joruto.
Granted, but you killed someone else instead.
I wish I were REALLY a cat...
Oopsie didn't wish last time :boo:
Granted
http://www.cats-central.com/cat-kitt...-cat-round.jpg
I wish for teh fastest interwebz evah! Gimme 50TB speed!
Granted, it's so fast you go to the future of... THE APOCALYPSE!!!:kz:
I wish to not have to wish.
Granted, you wish for something.
I wish to have a purple friendly dinosaur.
Granted its barney!!! Have fun!
I wish to be turned back to a human.
Granted, but your a foot.
I wish to have a baby dragon!
Granted he burns you alive.
I wished to be human not partof a human redo my wish or else :kz:
granted but your legs are where your arms are supposed to be and vice versa
i wish for the loading times in red dead redemption to be shorter
Granted but you get YLOD.
I wish to have a superpower.
Granted but your superpower is to age incredibly fast and you die within a week.
I wish my dog would stop being such a spaz.
granted, now he's somehow a nuke and gets everyone in a large radius around your dog killed.
I wish to get my level done.
Granted, your PS3 dies and you don't have the money to buy another one so you never get to publish it
I wish I had a sandwich
Granted, it turns into a monster and bites off your arm.
i wish for no wishes.
Granted but you are tormented by a genie who demands you make a wish. Every time you disobey you get a electric shock.
I wish I could access the internet from my mind.
Granted you can't control because you have no keyboard and mouse so all you see is the first page and the first page is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I wish to be king!
granted but your sons are coming to kill you to takeover
i wish to fly
Granted but you go up to high and you suffocate! ^_^
I wish to be a normal human being with normal erm, legs ears ect.
granted but you now have dig ears/feet
i wish to be a cheeseburger
Granted someone eat you.
I wish to be IronMan!
Granted, somehow your suit rusts and you can't get out. Nobody bothers to help you escape and the world has an office party with lots of donuts.
I wish to meet Spiderpig!
granted but hes a nice dinner umm that was tast.............
i wish for my ps3 to be un yloded
Granted, it somehow gets RLOD:p
I wish for a Lego set.
Granted but you lose all your pieces except one that you decide to eat it.
I wish to be a pigeon! :D
Granted but you fly too close to the ocean and get eaten by a Great White shark :p
I wish my drawings would upload faster :/
Granted, it breaks the speed of light causing it to go in the future causing a paradox.
I wish for spicy ramen.
Granted but it is so spicy that you die of heartburn
I wish that this game never existed.
Granted. I learn about it and torture you. Like this:
Spoiler - TORTURE
ermm no wish ok ill do 1 4 u
i wish for the marvel pack and costumes for free
( ps i lost the game )
Granted, you get them free, but you lose the game in under 5 days.
I wish The Game was never invented.
Granted, you get arrested and sent to HAMSTAH JAIL!!!
EDIT:sniped.
Granted, but you're arrested for sniping me.
I wish fer a wand! Not those lame fairy ones, I mean one made of elder and phoenix feather!
Granted but it can't cast spells.
I wish for a puppy!
Granted, it's a Cerberus puppy and it eats you.
I wish for some plastic.
Granted but you choke on it.
I wish LBP2 would come out faster.
Granted, you don't get it, and you lose LBP1.
I wish for floss.
Granted, I give you some floss. But you die. Somehow.
I wish RockSauron: The Game would finally come out :(
Granted, it's so bad it starts THE APOCALYPSE
I wish for 75 more thanks.
(why? I have six rep bars now, 75 thanks is 150 points, that would be then... 650;))