Granted you get banned.
I wish for a tree that I can climb when I wan't :)
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Granted you get banned.
I wish for a tree that I can climb when I wan't :)
Granted, but you break your arms and legs and ears (ears are breakable?), so you are incapable of climbing the tree and hearing noises (but only when it's too dark)
I wish PS Store opened in Latin America!
Granted, everything costs a million US dollars.:p
I wish for a million US dollars.
Granted, but everything is costing a million dollars so it isn't as cool as you tought.
I wish I had a broadband connection at the speed of 1GB/s :D
Granted, it explodes.
I wish for a Poptart.
Granted, the poptart turns out to have a companion cube in it, and it threatens to stab you.
I wish for a giant chicken who will be my friend and I will call him Fluffs.
Granted, I sneak my companion cube inside the chicken. It threatens to stab you.
I wish for Panda Express.
i wish for a better tvQuote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
Granted, but it turns into a rampaging TV robot, destroying everything in your house
I wish I could get more games
Granted, they...
EXPLODE
I wish for a flash grenade.
Granted but it goes off in your hand making you go blind and then setting you on fire. You try to put the flames out but you can't even tell where to go. You react too slowly and get burned alive when the fire spreads out of control.
I wish for some creative juice.
Granted, but the juice is from illegal fruit, you get arrested.
I wish for a computer mouse for my netbook.
Granted but the computer literate mouse gets trapped in the net that also serves as reading material and starves to death.
I wish I could move things with my mind!
Granted. But youhave no control over HOW and WHERE they move. You get stabbed while trying to cut bread for a sandwich....
I wish for school to finish already!!!
Oh no you didn't!
Granted but the reason it ends is because it explodes...with you in it!
I wish for a global lighting tool for reality.
Well this seems to be the way most of my answers go so...
Granted but YOU DIE.
I wish for the new iPhone 4!
Granted, but it's the newest, legit (in a sarcastic way) HIPHONE from China!!!
I wish for a computer as powerfull as a Nasa computer!
granted, but then after u turn it on it explodes!
i wish for my dog to turn into a dragon!
Granted, tomorrow for dinner it eats Lightningbug1 porkchop.
I wish for floss.
Granted, but it's deadly so you DIE.
I wish I could stop telling people they die...
Granted, you die because...
THE GAME
I wish or a chezburger.
Granted, here's Chezheads head in a bun...
I wish my nephew would stop being a whinge bag brat! :grr:
Granted, he becomes a bag whinge brat.:p
I wish for a burrito.
Granted, but as soon as you eat that burrito, Stephanie_Ravens copies 10 more levels 3 of them by poms.
I wish I was Super Mario in real life.
Granted, but you lives on the streets of italy as you got fired as you are a terrible plumber.
I wish I could get a PS3 for my birthday on saturday...
Granted, everyone from PS3 side hates you.
I wish for hot sauce.
Granted, but the hot sauce is actually ketchup in the microwave.
I wish summer didn't go by so fast.
Granted, school is ten times longer.
I wish for some ramen.
Granted, but it will be your last ever!
I wish I always had a pack of new gum in my room.
Granted, but it's sticked under your table and already chewed. :p
I wish I could read Russian. (Вы хотели бы перевести мои слова, не так ли?)
graned it goes out of control so nobody can ever sleep and people rip their eyes out
i wish for cheese
Granted, but... it is... GREEN?!
I wish for a reaaally powerfull magnet! :p
granted, but then all of the metal in the world rushes at you!
i wish for something to do!
Granted, but you cant read english.Quote:
Originally Posted by gdn001
I wish I could have electricity powers!
Granted, and your first job it's to fight Mr. Water, the villan that fills the city with water, causing you to get eletrocuted by your own powers ´:p
I wish I had sick parkour skillz!
Granted, unluckily a nearby plane didn't have those skills.
I wish for 4.
Granted, but you only get 2,5
I wish for a RapidShare premium account!
Granted, but then your computer gets a virus, and all the memory on it (including your new account) get's erased. Then an elephant comes flying in and squashes you to death. :p
I wish, I wish, for a fish.
Granted, but you lose your ability to rhyme.
I wish I had something to wish!
Granted. (see what I did there?;))
I wish to be smarter than Einstein.