Granted. Your brain explodes from your sudden brilliance, and you die.
I wish the zombie DLC for RDR would COME OUT ALREADY!!
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Granted. Your brain explodes from your sudden brilliance, and you die.
I wish the zombie DLC for RDR would COME OUT ALREADY!!
Granted. It's REALLY buggy.
I wish for a cup of water.
Granted. It's salt water
I wish for a PINK PONY! YAY! lol. Seriously, I want one. Gimme.
Granted, but a bucket of tide is splashed over it, enjoy your white pony:)
I wish I had a twin
Trust me, you don't want one...
Granted, but he breaks your PS3.
I wish I had inspiration to start a level and finish it.
Granted. It ends up being rated with 1-star and tagged with "rubbish".
I wish people wouldn't be so serious.
granted but then they don't get that you are joking and jump off of a cliff.
i wish that it would rain.
Granted, your city floods, lots of cliffs go down and people lose their homes! (just like in mine sometimes, lucky we got used to it)
I wish it wasn't so cold here so I could use less than 2 jackets!
granted, but then its so hot that u explode!
i wish that i could have a walrus!
Granted, it steals all of your buckets!
I wish you to be the next user to post!
granted but then someone else posts.
i wish you would post five smiley faces!
granted, but then u can see the presidents heart underpants and he gets mad!
i wish for a cute sackboy to come! :D
Granted, but sackboy goes "I MAH FIRI'N MAH LAZER!!!" and u die lol.
I wish I had a full auto paintinator!
granted but when it doesn't work u point it at ur face to look at it and it paints ur face pink! :D ;D
i wish for a pot of gold! (i'll be rich!)
Granted. I hid C4 in it.^_^
I wish for premium bundle.
granted but it turned into a supremely bad bundle.
i wish i could ride an elephant.
Granted, it rolls over.
I wish for a funny animated gif.
granted but idk what a funny animated gif is so u get a smiley face :)
i wish for a goat.
Granted, it kicks you to Nevada.
I wish for ramen.
Granted, but it's poisoned
I wish for an Uncorruptable wish
granted but it's uncorrupted.
i wish for a tv in my room.
Granted, it explodes, burning your home, computer, PS3, and all other belongings important/nonimportant to life.
I wish for a star to wish on.
Granted, it falls on your head and u die lol again!!1eleven!1!!
I WISH MY CAPS LOCK WASN'T LOCKED!
Grantd, now shift is locked.
I wish for pi.
Granted, but it is squared.
I wish for a flying suit!
Granted but it flies away!
I wish I could make a level like NAO!
Granted, it's an h4h one
I wish for a pie
Granted. You get a cow pie.
I wish I could think of a wish for you to corrupt.
Granted but it's square...
I wish for a 0
OH NO! IM TOO LATE!
Granted. You can go back in time to post before me, but you accidentaly kill your parents leading to a paradox. (forget the 0!)
I wish for a giant cat!
Granted, but it eated your cookie
I wish for those dominos in gdn's sig
Granted, but when I try to take one of them out of the loop to give it to you, it breaks the space-time-continuous!
I wish for 20 dollars!
Granted. You get twenty Zimbabwe Dollars. (1 US dollar=~ 3,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars)
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
Granted, but now Portal is a lie.
I wish for a magic potato
granted but then it turns into Mr. Potato Head.
I wish for a watermelon.
(Mr. Potato Head isn't corrupted =p)
Granted but it's stuffed with dynamite.
I wish I could talk Japanese
granted but then u insult people and they're mad.....
i wish 4 an egg
(srry bout mr. potato head i couldn't think of anything else)
I wish you put a wish at the end of your post. =(
Edit: Hey is this the first wish to come true?