Granted, you don't need to clean the toilets, you now clean the tables!
I wish for a crazy font.
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Granted, you don't need to clean the toilets, you now clean the tables!
I wish for a crazy font.
Granted. It's hieroglyphs, a language that you have to pay a professional $500 a word to read for you.
I wish I had moar bullets...
Granted, but your pistol clip capacity is reduced to 4.
I wish to be able to save computers from the blue screen of death!
Granted, you get hit by a car before you get the chance to do anything
I wish I had a green penguin
granted but when u touch it u realize that the green stuff is barf.
i wish for a doggy!!!!
Granted, but it has rabbies.....unluckyQuote:
i wish for a doggy!!!!
I wish LBP2 would come out sooner!
Granted, but your PS3 is YLOD
I wish for a PS3 to get RLOD. :p
granted but it now has yrlod a mixture of red and yellow light of death
i wish for sly 4
Granted, but it's only on ebay for $1100000
I wish to get my lbp2 collector's edition now
Granted, but the retailers deliver a Brick to your house with this face.
I wish for a surrond sound sistem!
Granted, but once you have the sound system surrounding you, it attacks!
I wish for a holiday in Paris :)
Wish granted.
http://www.thesoundtracktoyourlife.c...productid=4065
I wish my YLOD would go away.
Granted! Now your PS3 can't turn on!
I wish for a unicorn. And unicorn insurance just in case something happens to it.
Granted, but the unicorn is actually a Llama with a cardboard cone glued to it's head and the Insurance only covers death by giant monkeys throwing exploding cheese wheels.
I wish I didn't have a cat on me while I am typing.
Wish granted. It is now a dog.
I wish I had a LBP2 beta key.
Granted but you get it 2 years after LBP2s release.
I wish I had a real Keyboard Cat.
Granted, but every time you try to do something, he takes it from you. Every time you seek a meaningful relationship, he plays you off. When you apply for a loan, played off. Trying to die to escape the unending torment? Played. Off.
I wish for my summer homework to be done. Well.
It is done so well that your teachers never believe it is you who actually did it and they suspend you indefinitely for cheating.
I wish Dork didn't forgot to post a wish.
Granted, but magically gets dyslexia and writes nonsense. I wish I could wish for 3 more wishes.
Granted. 3 more corrupted wishes SpongeBob!!!!
I wish for a quad BK stacker!!1!/onehundredandeleven/1!!
granted but it gets stolen by Plankton!
I wish people would be more active on the ubuntu forums.
Granted but they all spam.
I wish to eat at Crusty Crab! :D
Granted, but the Crusty Crab is just a cheap imitation of the real Krusty Krab.
I wish I could wish for a wish that noone could wish for.
Granted. You wish for Limesta to die, wich is in fact you, and only you can wish to kill yourself. (atleast according to The Fairly OddParents)
I wish for a fairy godparent!
granted but you get cosmo and finnaly blow up the world
i wish for the person to corrupt this wish to eat a sandwich
Granted, but this is the most godly sandwich in the world and when I eat it, I gain super powers and with these new found powers I vaporize your PS3.
I wish I hadn't vaporized his PS3 :(
Granted, you travel in time and disguise as santa claus. then you will give yourself a bomb disguised as present but then you realize that you vaporized yourself...
i wish that everyone else than i gets their levels dropped to 1 star and 0 hearts
Granted, now only your levels have more than 1 star, so everybody thinks your a hacker and won't play your levels!
I wish for a talking parrot!
granted but it only can say "do u liek mudkipz" so you go insane and kill yourself in a really funny way
i wish for my ps3 back i miss it....................
Granted, when you get it it doesn't work:/
I wish I was home
Granted, YOU CANT LEAVE HOME!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!11!/eleventhousandandonehundredandeleven/1!!
I wish everybody here talked portuguese!
Granted but it just so happens the Portugese government has an agreement with Axis Corporation, a pharmecutical company who specializes in zombies. Through word of mouth speakings, the world becomes zombies, and everyone eats everyone for rest of time.
The end. No more wishes. Just death.
Granted, I survived the apocalipse thanks to a Spaz-12 and some rounds. So...
I wish for Spaz-12 to all the survivors!
Granted, but because of the zombie epidemic. Everyone got a cornea disease and can't see.
I wish I got Wanda for a godparent.
Granted but it was Cosmo desguised.
I wish to be a fairy godparent.
Granted, she has to take care of Puff (or whatever the baby is called in the US version) and doesn't have time to help you.
I wish for a diamond worth 2 million that won't give me trouble with mob bosses!
Granted, you now have trouble with ninjas. You die.
I wish to get the collectors edition of LBP2.
Granted, but since Sony was so excited they scratched the disc making it unplayable.
I wish I got LBP2 The Collector's Edition but nothing happens to it.
Granted. But it actually turns out to be a horrible game.
I wish, I wish I were a fish.