Granted. But fishes can't survive in front of a computer without water for too long!
I wish I could breath Hidrogen!
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Granted. But fishes can't survive in front of a computer without water for too long!
I wish I could breath Hidrogen!
You can already breathe hidrogen (earth's atmosphere contains around 78% if I am right) though your body now becomes allergic to it and you become snotty, lumpy piece of meat.
I wish I had a microwave.
Granted, so you put your head in it to see if it works. Next thing you know, blood and body parts everywhere.
I wish for a spaceship!
Granted. It gets sucked into a black hole.
I wish for warp-speed.
Granted. You have it, but you can't use it.
I wish that I could find my wallet.
Granted, I already took all the money from it. :devious:
I wish for super-crazy-fast-squared-reading-abilities in any language!
Granted. Unfortunately, you cannot even properly pronounce half of the languages you can now read AND, every language you can pronounce, is either a dead language or something from Star Trek or Star Wars.
I wish for some granola.
Granted but it's an evil robot and when you swallow it it destroy all the interior of your body and then you die :/
I wish to be able to sleep when I want and wake up when I want.
Granted. But you forget to wake up so you keep sleeping until you die.
I wish that unicorns were real :)
Granted. However, I keel you as you're looking at your unicorn on account of, well- YOU SNIPED MEH!! :mad:
I wish I could pre-order LBP2.
Gramted, but it never comes in.
I wish for some moar REWTBEER
granted but it spills everywhere!
i wish 4 a pic of me! ;)
Granted.
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I wish for some bug spray to get rid of that thing.
Granted. But it's so toxic you kill yourself!
I wish for a Dragunov Sniper!
Granted, it recoils hard enough to send you into space, orbiting the sun. You are now a dwarf planet.
I wish for ALL to believe Pluto is only a dwarf.
Granted. With so many believing Pluto explodes.
I wish that the solar storm that will happen in 2013 won't affect humanity.
Granted, But the solar storm was needed for substantional growthof Chuck Norris tears instead of morning dew.
Also I kick you because all this end of the world stuff scares me.
I wish for a paper.
Granted. It's torn in two.
I wish people wouldn't be so into this "end-of-the-world" nonsense...
Granted, now everyone is a creationist. I wish I had an awesome drawing of me by the zim invader, too.
Granted. It's head gets blown in by my character's shotgun.
I wish people would joint he newest cub "Bad Spellers Untie!"...
Granted but no one understands one another,Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
i wish for a live beaver hat
Granted, but it's of the Justin kind.
I wish for wafflez.
granted but the waffles transform into man eating zombies and eat ur brains
i wish for giant marshmellow puppies
granted but them when u try to eat them they eat u instead and u have 2 eat ur way out and then u get fat
i wish 4 lunch!!
(actually this 2013 solar storm thing has actual chance of happening and will fry all eletronic stuff if we don't turn off the global lights in time :frightened: I saw it in a believable science magazine)
Granted, you eat a fryed egg.
I wish to have all the knowledge of the human race! (and a bit more)
But then you find out some many useless things your head implodes!
I wish to have this wish not corrupted.
Granted. Your life gets corrupted!
I wish all the windows in my house are made of pure diamond!
Granted, but someone breaks them all and takes the fragments!
I wish that I had a genie that gave me three wishes that were not corruptible!
Granted. However, the genie himself is corrupted, so before he granted you your 3 wishes, he summoned an elephant that squashed you to death.
I wish I could get the Collector's Edition... (I already did).
Granted, but Media Molecule releases the DLC you get with it COMBINED with new costumes, so you have to buy everything again. (That's actually prolly gonna happen).
I wish that someone can come up with an incorruptible wish.
Granted but a computer-hacker found a way to corrupt it.
I wish for a muffin.
EDIT: granted but you get sniped in revenge!
I wish for a uncorruptable politician!
granted. He gets elected THEN gets corrupted.
I wish for more corruption!
Granted but your Mom has cancer
Granted.
Get out.
I wish that my PS3 would connect to the internet.
Granted but than you hack items on PS Home and get banned by Sony.
I wish for a mudkip,
Granted, but you didn't liek it.
I wish for a sugar pot with "salt" written on it, so I can fool the ants!
Granted... that's it.
I wish someone could figure out what I just did.
Granted but my brain sploded. :(
I wish BP would get the **** out of the Gulf of Mexico
Granted, but now nothing procreates in the Gulf of Mexico.
I wish that school didn't start next week.