Corrupt Wishes

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Originally Posted by edster962

Granted, the "idea" is to completely make your level an H4H level.

I wish I lived in a Mansion with enough money to pay it off.

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granted! but the mansion is a cardboard box.

i don't wish for anything.

Granted, but now everyone makes terrible wishes involving your death.

I wish for an iPhone 4G that I didn't have to pay the bill for.

granted but its a bricked phone.

i wiish for everyone to stop making terrible wishes involving my death

Granted, Now they're making Good wishes about your death.
I wish that Supersonic56 would explode into a rainbow of happiness.

Granted, sadly you were a not-so-happy collateral when he exploded

I wish for noones wishes to effect me :p

Granted. But yours affect you and it the single most painful thing ever. Also, I going to wish you infinite happiness, but WHATEVER.

I wish me infinite happiness.

Granted, but you die and go to hell.

I wish I had a nuclear weapon big enought to destroy the world, except me and my family. ;)

You get your nuclear weapon, then an acorn accidentally pushes the big red button and the world is destroyed. Only you and your family is left. And then you suffocate in space.

I wish fish had feet.

Granted, but they're in a parallel universe. Which brings you infinite sorrow.

I wish the next person who posts, puts only something good for me. The me in THIS universe.And no bad side effects for me, or anyone else. Or anyTHING else.

Granted, but your name isnt me, so me is granted free food at Mcdonalds the rest of his life!.. you get nothing..

I wish I could actually wish for a wish in 3D.

Granted, but you need to wear these weird looking goggles to make it come true, for the rest of your life!

I wish for good 80's music!

Granted, but its Come on Eileen, and you have to listen to it for the rest of your life..

I wish I had Modnation Racers

Granted, but suddenly your PS3 loses internet connection forever!!!

I wanna be forever young...

Granted, you are a baby the rest of your life. You can't talk, your stuck eating nasty baby food, and you poop yourself all the time.

I wish to be famous

Of course! With one word:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcTmsC5OTyQ
You become a internet meme in Brazil!

I wish for a plane! (that I can drive)

Granted, you crash it.

I wish I wasn't dead in the form of which of wishing, when you go to the bathroom when you wish if you die in 5 hours eating pizza..

OWNED.

Nope.

I wish that last wish made sense.

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I wish for blue screen of death!

EDIT: I wish to get back in time and post before getting sniped.

Granted, But you get stuck back in time transporting you to some empty wormhole.

I wish that nobody but no one can't can not never ever and that includes everyone but ONE person can't not corrupt this wish.

Granted but u get bored and wish you never wasted ur wish on something stupid and eventually die for no apperant reason!

I wish that a giant evil clown named jim came down and gave me free candy!

Granted, but the candy is filled with Cyanide.

I wish my Pikachu mask wasn't glued to my face.

You get your wish but instead you get a mask of the baby jesus insteed

i wish that i worked for Mm for at least 2 weeks and that all bad men die it the next week and that this wish has a anti wish lock on made by Harry Potter (try and breck that :))

Granted but you die before it comes true.

I WIHS I CUOLD SPEL RAITE!

Granted, but you forget to post every single time.

I wish that I could sleep well... now :p

GRANTED!!!!11!1eleven!

I wish for a Girlfriend!

Granted, shes a psycho

I wish for better stickers in LBP2 :p

Granted, their in a pack that costs 9,99 $

I wish for a 50 PSN card!

Granted but you lose your Ps3

I wish that the LBP2 BETA will be public

(I'd still buy that sticker pack :p)

Granted, it's Public, but you can not play it.

I wish I had a top-speed super-fast Ultimate Gaming computer with the best memory and graphics for free!

Granted but they stole it the next day

i wish i had all the dlc for LBP for the ps3!

Granted, but it's glitched so you cant use it.

I wish for endless peace and worldwide happiness.

granted but an alien comes from outer space and blows everyone up :)

i wish i had a ferrari enzo which CANT BREAK DOWN OR EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!

(grumble** i wished for ENDLESS peace **grumble)
Granted. It gets stolen, stripped down, shipped across the country and reassembled for your arch enemy.
I wish for a life were I and everybody i knew would be eternally happy and joyous.

Granted, but everyone else DESTROYS YOU.
I wish for a Predator missle.

Granted, but there's a mix up and you get a sentry gun instead.

Granted, but people eventually get bored of being peaceful. Since they can't be violent, they are forced to vent by playing violent video games. Soon the world's population consists of fat neckbeards who dwell in their basement. In a matter of years, the population starts to lower, due to everyone being so fat, and in the following decade, the rest of the life on Earth dies.

I wish people would realize Tim Burton's genius.

Granted, but he tragically dies of a heart attack a day later.

I wish everyone's life was perfect, including mine.

granted but then life gets 2 perfect so u jump off a cliff

i wish that i will b able to live forever!

Granted, but everyone else in the world dies the next day.

I wish I had an edible, non-poisonous cookie that I could eat.

Granted, but it tastes like NightQuil

I wish I had wished for a cupcake.