Corrupt Wishes

(NyQuil*)

Granted, but it tastes like DayQuil.

I wish I had a real-life rocket cheetah!

Granted but it flies away from you.

I wish for a big rock!

Granted, but it squishes you to death.

I wish I was a beta-tester for LBP2.

Granted, but other 9000 people wish that so I have to let you out.

Let there be light!

Granted, but anything that is created must be destroyed eventually, so there is no light.

I wish that LBP2 was out, I could have it it, it was awesome, it would never get taken away, I was good at creating with it, and nothing could happen to my precious game, my PSN account, or me!

Granted but you lose your internet so you cant share your creations and no one believes how good you are.

I wish for MM to restart their weekly highlights, not the levels, the latest logic and innovations.

Granted, but then Media Molecule sees that you are the one who made them do that, so they ban you from their site.

I wish that I was the one who started this thread.

Granted but you get banned for making such a random thread.

I wish LBP colors wouldn't explode because of too many stickers :(

*The genie of corrupt wishes looks at you, and skips your wish*

I wish lbp never existed!

Granted, LBPC is now MNRC and everybody is into ModNation Racers. And your name is "joshua_racer" and mine is "fastN001".

I wish that trolls don't exist!

Granted. But now ogres exist. Nice going.

First, I wish that I could make multiple wishes. Now, I wish that I couldn't be banned from this site, and that my wish was un-corruptable.

BEAT THAT!

Granted, BUT you can't make more wishes because the genie has had his limit passed. And your wishes are neutralized by me going back in time. BEAT THAT.
I wish for a plunger. No particular reason, I'm just bored.

Granted, but it is a plunger with a time curse. You are sent back 1,000 years. You smash a spider, and it affects time drastically. You are put in a temporal time loop, and the only way to stop it is to stop yourself from corrupting my wish. After an epic, nearly deadly adventure, you make it just in time to tackle your past self. You two touching causes you two to merge, bringing you 5 hours back in time. You think twice before making another wish, or corrupting one ever again. The genie has no longer passed his wish limit, and everything is back to normal. the mods close this thread in fear of the temporal time loop coming back, causing something more drastic to happen.

I guess that this thread is "closed" and we can't corrupt any wishes. Wait, you never went back in time to stop my wishes... so I am still uncorruptable.

Well, If my wishes can't be corrupted, I wish for a million dollars.

Granted.
I use my Akimbo UMP's on you. End of story. No more wishes for you.
I wish for Akimbo in MW2.

Granted but they got stolen the day after!

I wish for a billion dollars!!!

Granted I steal it and my Akimbo.
I wish for a star.

Granted, you get Miley Cyrus.
I wish I had a potato cannon.

Granted, the giant ball of gas consumes you and youre burnt to a crisp

i wish i was Kanye West

EDIT: dang i hate when that happens

Granted but everyone hates you because you dissed Taylor Swift at the Grammys

I wish for a piece of cheese.

Granted but it's rotten.

I wish for cheese balls!

Granted, but they're evil, and consume you and your family, and now you're stuck inside a cheese ball forever!

I wish that I ALWAYS won The Game.

Granted, but this is corrupt wishes game, you win by getting wishes corrupted, so you can't win, but that makes you win, leading to a paradox.

I wish for a instant paradox!

Granted.
A barber in a town 100,000 away from civilization cuts people's hair, but he only cuts people's hair IF they don't shave it themselves. If there are no other barbers in town, and he ALWAYS applies his principle, then who shaves the barber?

Granted but you lose all lifes

I wish for a bulldozer

Granted but it become alive and jump on you :kz:

I wish to have a paintgun! :D

Granted, but the paintball fairy doesn't like you, so she makes it explode. The explosion causes yet ANOTHER temporal time loop. (There are far too many in this thread) You are sent back in time. You kill Jsp0t, preventing him from making any wishes. I am not killed, and I can wish just as well as anyone else. But my wishes are once again corruptable. Forevah!

I wish that people would stop making so many temporal time loops. And that does not make me a hypocrite.

Granted, but I go back in time and stop myself from typing the word Granted, so it's not granted, but why is the word granted still at the beginning of this sentence? Because i granted this wish in the past for the future after i un-granted it. This, causing another time-loop paradox.

I wish that the wish below this one is a lie.

I wish that the wish above this one is the truth.

You don't get mauled by a bear for wishing for this to be a lie. /sarcasm ftw

I wish I would get off LBPC and finish the dang Mona Lisa already.

Granted, but you sneeze on it. It's on LBP? Your sack sneezes on it!

I wish people would stop making wishes and saying "BEAT THAT!!"

Granted, they say "TAKE THAT!!" instead.

I wish I had a talking dog.

Granted, but all it talks about is how much it hates you and all of it's complaints.

I wish I could turn invisible/visible at will.

Granted, but everyone can now dectect body heat, so it renders your visibility useless.

I wish for a auto shotgun, incase of zombie infestation!

Granted.But when you need it most,it doesn't work.

I wish for a crown :D

Granted, but everyone else has been given one as well.

I wish for a two headed pony that shoots lazers out of it's eyes.

Granted, but LAZOR is not charged.

I wish to finish my school work in time!

Granted, you have it all done but then a flying monkey eating a carrot takes it away from you.

I wish I could leave LBPC now and just sleep... (You can't ruin this one, I'm leaving now)
EDIT: For the night that is, I'm not leaving as in leaving, I'm just gonna sleep

Granted, but you will have nightmares.

I wish for more vacations!

Granted, but you are trapped in the airport for fifteen hours because a stupid bird hit the plane during landing....*angry grumbling*

I wish my activity would go up!!

Granted, but you have to stay all night to make that happen.

I wish for REAL WATERZ!!!

Granted, but you drink it and it has laxatives in it for literally no reason. THEN YOU DIE.

...wow I need sleep....


I wish for a gold bar.