Granted, it's aluminium painted gold. (most creative wish corruption ever)
I wish to freeze time!
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Granted, it's aluminium painted gold. (most creative wish corruption ever)
I wish to freeze time!
Granted. You also freeze.
I wish for a non linear cake.
Granted... but the cake is a lie!
I wish for something to drink... I'm thirsty :p
Granted, you even have the option:
- Salty Water;
- Strong Coffe without sugar;
- A yellow drink.
I wish for chocolate bars!
Actually, it wouldn't matter if they could sense body heat, because if I'm in a room with a lot of people, they can't tell the difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by gdn001
Granted, but the chocolate melts into a molten pile of chocolatey goo, that's too hot to eat.
I wish for a hand-held device that can add, subtract, multiply, divide, and solve over simple mathematical equations.
Granted you get my brain.
I wish I had a brain again :p
Granted but the brain sucks so it does you no good.
I wish it was 12:89... 8 9
.... Granted. This impossible, so you DIE, along with 4/3 of the universe :p
I wish for more green.
Granted, but it goes mouldy and turns purple.
I wish I had a scientist who was able to tell what is equal to matter times the speed of light squared.
Granted. It's E.
I wish for LBP2 collectors edition to be available in the UK!
Granted, but they have to take the CEs from UK to have it in UK. (that's weird)
I wish to discover the last value of PI!
Granted, but it's so much awesomeness, you explode.
I wish that I was better than Chuck Norris.
Granted, but it's so much awesomeness, you explode. [2]
I wish to be the skate ruler!
Granted, but skating becomes no longer popular.
I wish I was a pokemon with a catch rate of 1, thereby making me uncatchable.
Granted, but you get attacked by a wild pokemon!
I wish I was soooo huge that the earth would be the size of a bacteria for me!
Granted, but this obviously means you are in space, therefore with the lack of oxygen, you die.
I wish I could live without the need for air.
Granted, your lungs change to process just oxygen, then explode because its so easy to make explode:rolleyes:
I wish I wish I was a fish :D
Granted, but you are on land, so yeah, you die.
I wish, I wish, I could eat that fish.
Granted, but you get poisoned because i was swimming next to the oil spill in the gulf of mexico :p
I wish I wish you hadn't eaten that fish :(
Wait, so you were in the Gulf of Mexico 32 minutes ago, with a computer?Quote:
Granted, but you get poisoned because i was swimming next to the oil spill in the gulf of mexico
Granted, I never ate it, it magically appeared in my stomach.
I wish that fish tasted good.
Granted. It does. Just not to you :P
I wish for fish :D
Granted but you get banged on the head for the lack of creativity!
I wish for grilled fish with potatoes and lemon, and some soda for drink!
Granted but you spill your soda on your pants, and choke on fish and die. :p
I wish for a ps3 :D
Granted, it's a 360 disguised as a PS3.
I wish I had LBP2 Collector's Edition noewz!
Granted. It's the special sony edition given to all other continents other than the USA. It contains 7 postcards, a penny whistle and a signed edition of LBP1. And no LBP2 game.
I wish for Portal 2!
Granted, but your computer freezes.
I wish for a new season of 30 rock
Granted, but it's got all new actors and is now a really bad show :(
I wish for pokemons to be real!
Granted.
Charizard uses flamethrower!
Pantyer2 Is Burnt!
I wish to have enough money so that I can buy my car sooner!
Granted but your car suddently blows and you can't buy another one.
I wish of an ice cream. :)
You get ice-cream, it falls of the cone when you go to lick.
I wish for awesome dreams!
granted,but you know longer dream.
i wish Microsoft didn't buy rare ware.
Granted. It buys Sony instead. :kz:
I wish football practice doesn't start next week... O_o
Granted, it starts now.
I wish for
PEANUT BUTTAH JELLEH TIME!
Granted. No banana included, though.
I wish that the whole LBPC community was stranded on a desert island, with me and my OI friends positioned in a nuclear submarine, ready to strike.
Granted, but we have the nuke.
I wish for some BBQ RIBS!!!!
granted but your mudkip ate them all!!
i wish for lbp GOTY
Granted, but there was an in-game disk error, so you don't get all the free DLC it comes with, and to fix it, you need to spend $4,000 on a one-way trip to South Africa, where evil Voodoo Shamans cast some spell on the disc, giving it the DLC, but rendering it un-playable by humans.
I wish what I just said above made sense.
Granted, but nobody reads it.
I wish for people to post in complete sentences.
Not granted. I wish for a..............taco!!! :D
Granted. The shell's just a cardboard plate, though, and the garnish and meats inside are what I found in the toilet this morning. Enjoy.
I wish there was a third party to rival the Democrats and Republicans.