Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it's a dictatorship.

I wish that all ps3 games had trophies and that you got a platinum trophy for completing a game

Granted but from now on you need to buy every trophy for every ps3 game 1£ each!

I wish that lbp2 comes out tomorrow but only in Europe!

Granted. But the game came with an upatchable glitch that renders the game un-playable.
I wish for world peace. ( if you destroy my wish you are EEEEEVIIIIIIL)

granted, but as it is theoretically impossible, the world/universe implodes.

I wish that I didn't have to wait until after I went on holiday to get my GCSE results

Granted but whatever GCSE means it was failed

I wish for a copy of lbp2 that cannot be played under any circumstances and is broken in half

Granted but your PS3 breaks while trying to get it to work because it is so awesome that you need to play it and put up a bunch of H4H and bomb survivals before everyone else does so when the community does put up millions you have the bragging rights of saying u put up the first one but now you cant.

I wish I was rich

Granted, but the day after everybody switches currency to "Martian Money" rendering all your money useless. However, one of your $100 bills is hung up in a museum so people remember when money was primitive. Sadly, nobody looks at it. You stop making Martian Money from people paying to see it. Your government fine is so big, they take all of your belongings. You nearly starve to death, and just before you die, the democrats win an election. You get fed, and live a happy life for a couple years, and become rich again. The democrats win another election, and tax the heck out of you, so they can help poor people. This causes huge irony. Eventually, you run out of money, and they arrest you. 10 Years Later, you are let out of jail, and when you start making money again, the government taxes you for all the food they served you in jail. You scrape past this, get rich again, and then everybody switches currency to "Mars Money" instead of Martian Money, rendering your riches useless again.

Twice in fifteen years. Burn.

You jump into space and commit suicide.

I wish Journey still made songs, they were awesome songs, and i could hear them.

Granted. Their newest song is called "The Accountant", a song so horrible it makes anyone's ears listening to it instantaneously burst with puss and blood, causing sporadic seizures and foaming at the mouth, thus triggering a painful, eye-bursting death. And, unfortunately, you were the first to hear it. Sweet dreams...

I wish, I wish.

Granted, but you don't wish, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, which means you you don't wish again, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, which means you you don't wish again, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, which means you you don't wish again, which makes your wish never happen, which cancels the cancellation, which rewishes your wish, causing a time loop, that constantly repeats itself.

In other words, ANOTHER TEMPORAL TIME PARADOX!

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I wish "The Accountant", by Journey was never written.

Granted but they made song and sang it to the Media Molecule that insatntly thew their heads off... lBP2 will never be made

I wish I had a Samsung Xenon

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish i could create an original wish corruption

Granted. But I snag the post you were just about to corrupt. Too bad! :p

I wish for salmo- OH LOOK! A QUARTER!!

Granted, but the salmo- eats your quarter

I wish I knew what a salmo- was

Granted but the definition is in japanese

i wish for sackboy plushie

Granted but it runs away.
I wish for my very own steed... that's a chocobo!

Granted, but it's only a Chicobo and it lives in Bobobo's afro.

Granted! :p

I wish for a luxurious fish scale.

Granted but as soon as you touch it it evolves into a mudkip!
*pokemon theme plays...*
your scale has evolved into a mudkip, would you like to name the mudkip?
mudkip was moved to box 1945630436722...
...to be lost forever

i wish that every woman was hot!

Granted. They melt :p


I wish for a working Lift!
(Or elevator for our friends in the US)

granted but the lift is barely beta so it breaks down

i wish somebody would tell me if superman wears boxers or briefs

Granted. Chuck Norris tell you about Supermans boxers and how they have Chuck's face on it.

I wish for waffles :)

granted but they wake up and start singin: doya like waffles? yeah we like waffles and so on...

until the parade around town never to be seen again


i wish that the world would end tomorrow

Granted, But tomorrow never comes.

I wish I could finish my level I'm working on :l

Granted. But it falls victim to the "160-hour" bug, therefore rendering it unplayable.

I wish for a screwdriver!

granted but its screwed up...lol
i wish for my ps3 back

Granted. It's back, but it's broken

I wish for mudkip.

Granted, some weird guy sneaks into your house at night and kills it, or him? whatever
I wish I didn't live in this country

granted, you live on pluto, where you die of lack of oxygen

I wish my wish for pie doesn't go corrupted

Granted. It doesn't need to corrupted. It's very clear that no matter what context it is in, any wish for food, such as pie, or fish, or caviar, means it's poisonous food. No corruption needed.

I wish I had an iPhone 4. My 3G can't multitask. >:|

granted, but it was a stolen iphone, you are arrested

btw, fine! i wish my wish for LBP2 isn't corrupted and has no bad effects outcomes because of it.

Granted but your mom broke it!!

I wish for lwbear to not be so sexist!!

granted! but it turns out your wish was useless, im not sexist! gweesh!


i wish my previosley wished for copy of LBP2 was invulnerable to any corruptions, bad luck, accidents, catastrophes, Gera, parents, family members, viruses, thieves, and could never be scratched, broken or etc.
(take that gera!)

Ok the disk suddenly asplode! >:-)

I wish for a new working PS3...

granted,boom it 'asploded'
btw, your corruption didn't work my game is invulnerable! muahahahaha


i wish for a new pet

Granted. here it is:
http://zombie-popcorn.com/wp-content.../evil-bear.gif

I wish for moar o' dem green bars!

hey! its my cousin!

N/A =no wish to corrupt

I wish that someone corrupts my wish

granted, but your wish is only corrupted in another reality so in this one you must have no corruption thus corrupting your wish to be corrupted. Am I making any sense? Oh well, I wish for nothing.

Granted, but "nothing" is actually the Roman Scandinavian word "nozing" which means "vicious, rabid dogs ready to attack". So, vicious rabid dogs attack you.

I wish that the person below me can't grant a wish!

granted, but i learn how to

i wish for a horse