Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but it gets attacked by a unicorn.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it gets attacked by a unicorn.

http://gamerlimit.com/files/2010/06/...ttack-copy.jpg

I wish for a ReEl BEtOr KeEeyz!!!111!!!!

granted, but a dog ate it.


http://pinkbiz.files.wordpress.com/2...work.jpg?w=500

I wish i get nice teachers for this school year D:

Granted.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q_Lz38rjot...per_willie.gif
He'll be your teacher for every class. Enjoy.

I wish I could fly :)

Granted, your in an airplane. I wish the movie for a book series I love, cirque du freak, was amazing, and it wasn't so crappy. (Also, it's have to be anime to work probably.)

Granted, but you can only find Raw versions of it since no one cared to sub it, so unless you understand Japanese, though luck. :p

I wish I had a $50 PSN card.
(No seriously, I do. T_T)

Granted, but your friend peeked at it before you and use it for his/her PS3 so when you use it you see it's already been used.I wish billy mays and gary coleman was alive again, lol. Also, thanks silver, I don't know japanese DX.

Granted. But they need T.P. for their BUNGholes.

I AM CORNHOLIO!!! I wish I had T.P. for my BUNGhole...

Granted, your BUNGHOLE gets teepeed by a bunch of teenagers since it's the day before halloween.

I wish for Outlaw-Jack to stop saying CORNHOLIO, T.P. and BUNGHOLE.

Granted. He starts acting like himself D:

;)

I wish for a Ps4.

Granted!
http://wildgames.es/wp-content/uploads/ps4.jpg

I wish for coffe!

Granted, but it gets YLOD'd upon start up. ;)

I wish I were a...moderator! :p

EDIT: *Sniped* :(

Granted, but you only get coffe, a cheap rip-off of coffee.

Granted, but you accidently ban yourself and can't acess the forum again!

I JOINED A SECOND AGO AND I WANT LBP2 BETA KEY!!!11!1eleven

Granted, though through comical and somewhat cynical circumstances, you ban yourself and you soul falls into oblivion :kz:

EDIT: Sniped :(

... That's not a wish...

I wish for CE edition LBP2 to be available for pre order in the UK!

granted, pre order is available to the band, Ukulele Knuckles. :p


i wish i get a good outcome from the vending machine.

(I sniped two people in a row?)

Granted, but the machine is broken because someone threw a nuke in it.

I wish for words!

granted, but an injury causes you to be un able to speak or read

Granted, but you- hey wait! You didn't wish for something! :(

Oh well, I wish to be in the town parade.

Granted, but the town parade turns into an angry mob and decides to capture you.

I wish I could eat a really big biscuit made out of a ten ton bag of flour.

granted but you gain 500 pounds.

I wish I could sing better

granted but you get in a car accident and you go in a coma. Luckily when you wake up, the only thing you forgot is how to sing.

I wish for an lbp2 beta key lol.

Granted, BUT YOU DIE :kz:

I wish for a hair comb D:

Granted but it rips out your roots.

I wish for a bottle of water.

Granted, BUT YOU DROWN :kz:

I wish for world peace :3

granted, then you wake up. :p

I wish outlaw-Jack and RockSauron could battle eachother so I could see who wins.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Keanster96

Granted, BUT YOU DIE

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Then who gets the key? :frightened:

Granted, but they both charge falcon pawnches and they collide leading to this.

I wish for FIRE!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by dragonvarsity

Then who gets the key? :frightened:

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Me!

Anyway, granted, but it burns through your skin, and you are reduced to ash so you DIE :kz:

I wish for a laser >: )

Granted, but it burns through your skin, and you are reduced to ash so you DIE :kz:

I wish for ICE!

Granted, but it burns through your skin, and you are reduced to ash so you DIE :kz:

I wish for water!

Granted but you DROWN! :kz:

I wish to be immortal!!

Granted, but you dislocate your arms and legs and can't get them back in place!!!!! :kz:

I wish for cheese!

Granted, but you get sniped and it stinks!

I wish for a Sniper!

granted, but he gets sniped by keanster's sniper.

I wish for a pot of gold :p

Granted but you die :kz:

I wish I could just stop telling people they were going to die :(

Quote:

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Originally Posted by keanster96

Granted but you die

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cmon keanster, be a bit more creative. You could've said something like 'but then you got chased away by an angry mob of leprechausn", lol. Anyway, granted but you must so you shall unfortunately.

Granted, but you die :kz: Oh wait, you didn't wish for anything!!

I wish I had more rep.

Granted, but you use a hack so you get kicked off the site.

I wish I had X-ray vision!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by valmassoi

Oh wait, you didn't wish for anything!!

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Oops, sorry about that. Anyway, granted, more units of exposure to radiation for you!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B6...alent_physical

Edit: sniped. Also, granted, but scientists discover your power and tests you and never lets you go for the rest of your life.

I wish for a chocolate bar!

Granted but you transform into a dog, get poisoning, and die :kz:

I wish for lbp2 for psp!!!

Granted...IN 5OO YEARS!!!1

I wish to die... SLOWLY...