Granted, but you die :kz: lol
I wish for a loaf of bread
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Granted, but you die :kz: lol
I wish for a loaf of bread
Granted...just kidding :D
I wish the cake wasn't a lie...
granted, but the fans get upset so it's a lie again.
I wish I can interview comphermc as the 25th creator interview for my blog. :p
Granted but he replies every question with yes or no.
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you get swat.
I wish calculus homework would do itself.
granted, but it's power becomes great until your homework is able to walk away, leaving you with nothing to turn in.
i wish for a vending machine
granted, but then you break it just like you did in the vending machine game, lol.
I wish for a fifth green bar. :p
granted but a hacker steals it again.
I wish for 10 rep bars!!!
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Granted, but the mods notice that and correct it back to 1 bar.
I wish to win the lottery prize!
Granted but they find out you counted cards in order to win :p
I wish... ummm I could meet sackboy
Granted, but in order to do that you must shrink to 8 cm tall for the rest of your life. You decide to go on, and you shrink, but when you meet sackboy he doesn't want to speak with you!
I wish for a wish that can't come true!
Granted but your wish comes true even though it can't. :idea:
I wish for a new spotlight to come out
Granted, it's called the CX double decker spotlight to put in your local theatre.
again? :frightened: Also, why does it say last edited by me? :frightened:Quote:
granted but a hacker steals it again.
Anyway, I wish spongebob was like it was originally, not showing spongebob taking off his pants so much and them being much more sane.
Granted and now kids aren't looking at child porn.
I wish that squidwards suicide was real
Granted, but bikini bottom falls into apocolypse over his death then spongebob is over.Quote:
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I wish i could get LBP2 next week.
Granted but Sony shoots you down.
I wish I could be invisible
Granted, but you loose yourself.
I wish for a kipper!
Granted, but it flies away.
I wish for:
http://rlv.zcache.com/awesome_smiley...67qdjh_400.jpg
Granted.... But it EATS YOU.
I wish I had some ice cream cake.
Granted, but its beet flavored!
I wish for a double rainbow!
Granted but it turns you color blind
i wish to be a god
granted but I misread what you said turning you into a dog
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
granted. it is 42.
I wish spongebob would die :kz:
Granted, but Patrick seeks revenge, therefore he kills you.
I wish.... for a reel roket Cheeetah!!111!one!!!!!!!1
Granted, but it kidnaps you, crashes into a wall, and leaves you with a mortal wound. You are now stuck in the middle of the jungle, tied up, with pieces of ash-covered rocket cheetah landing all over the place. You nearly DIE :kz:, but you get help just in time. You get home. Your copy of LBP2 arrives in the mail, but a piece of rocket cheetah falls out of orbit, and crashes through the roof. Everyone in the house is fine, but LBP2 is broken in half. You go to the store to get another copy, and they tell you that LBP2 is now worth $5000. You commit suicide and DIE :kz:
I wish for the easiest possible wish to corrupt.
Granted,
I wish to have this wish corrupted in anyway possible.
Granted.
I wish for a sickle.
Granted, but Death takes it back.
I wish for a lazer.
Granted, but you accidently commit "auto-suicide" when trying to use it to kill a roach.
I wish for a NUKE!
Granted but first you must get a 25 kill streak.
I wish for pizza!
granted, but it's made of cardboard.
I wish for a plasma screen tv.
Granted but it's 5''
I wish for the ability to hear ppls thoughts
granted but you are forced to hear everyone's thoughts giving you headaches and you notice a lot of people have creepy and disgusting thoughts scarring you for life and you must also see pictures in other people's heads making you ask to get your power removed so you can't anymore.
I wish to grow a gigantic and beautiful garden.
Granted, but Sin eats it.
I wish to be a voice actor for Phineas and Ferb.
granted but the show gets canceled the day you get hired meaning you must be fired.
I wish to get revenge on sin for eating my garden.
Granted, but this story is already in history...
I wish for a plate of steak
granted but it's 10 years old and it came from your dog
i wish for an anti-corrupter device
Granted but it ran low on battery power
I wish for a roflcoptah!.
granted but it dosen't go soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
i wish for a wallet that can't run out of money
Granted, someone breaks into your house and steals it
I wish I could dye my hair back