Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you are so slim you fall down the grid above my secret underground lair and I capture you in unbreakable dark matter...

I wish I could think of a suitable pastime to occupy myself with while I watch gdn starve...

Granted, you watch me starve to death.

I wish to starve to death REALLY slowly!

.... Errm... Granted...

I wish for gdn to make some sort of daring escape because watching him starve is reeaally boring...

Granted, I run to the hills. Goodbye!

Now I wish for peace!

Granted, but I have to corrupt this wish,so... You die! 'Tis the peace of the eternal rest :p

I wish for an update on the CE...

Granted but I'm dead. I can't grant you no wishes! (and corrupt them :p)

So someone wishes to bring me back from dead.

granted, but your a zombie, so people start throwing shoes at you and I let you live in meh home cause the workers kinda destroyed your home and burnt all your valuable things. Sorry. :(

I wish for another bed. :p

Granted, but it spawns in mid air, so you shoot it to make it come down and it crashes!

I wish to be able to play LBP with 14 people at a time!

Granted, but an epic slap fight starts and you cnt turn off ps3, leave room or get out of the game until the slap fight is over and trust me, your getting pwned :p

I wish for world peace x]

Granted, but then it lasts for 1 nanosecond.

granted but since ya didn't wish for anything you get nothing. :p

I wish for a pet horse. :arg:

Granted, but I blow it up, still angry from McDonalds haters.
I wish for all th McDonalds haters to disappear!

granted but when they dissapear, they really just hide away and have to live somewhere so they force you to take care of them.

I wish for a logcabin :D

Granted, but it burns down.
I wish for my last wish to be uncorrupted.

Granted but this is not your final wish so.... CORRUPT! :p

I wish for a non flammable logcabin :D

Granted but it drowns.
I wish for McDonalds haters to be burned.

Granted, but they are burned while they're protesting at a Mcdonald's making the fast-food burn togeter and the loss of many hamburgers!

I wish for many hamburgers.

Granted, but since you're a zombie, you can't really eat anything that isn't human brain.

I wish for my effing activity bar to STAY PUT while the site is down... -_-

granted but your avatar, username and password changes

I wish for Keanster96 to get his avatar, username and password back :(

Granted, but I'm a dumb zombie, I eat them.

I wish not to be a zombie anymore!

Granted, you're now dead instead.

I wish LBP2 came out tomorrow.

Granted but tomorrow isn't past tense.

I wish i wouldn't stop staring at doopz signature...

granted but now you start starring at his avatar.

I wish for a waterproof and non-flammable logcabin x]

Granted, it get's abducted by aliens.
I wish to meet these aliens.

• Granted, but then they throw up a green, semi-gelatinous substance on your head. (hey, at least it matches your hair :p)

I wish for all the talking fungi of various shapes, colors, and sizes that have grown in my fridge to disappear, then reappear wearing top hats! :3

Granted, but they're all ZOMBIE... mushrooms?
I wish for airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars!

Granted, but shooting stars are giant balls of alien metal flying down towards the Earth while on fire... So... Yeh.

I wish for a blooming flower.

• granted, but then it devours your soul.

I wish for carrot cake :p

Granted, but the cake is a lie. (Sorry, I had to:p)
I wish for a cake that's not a lie.

Granted, but it STINKS!!! (the good smell of cake is a lie too!)

I will be launched with an initial speed of 50 m/s and an angle of 40° with the horizon, and I want to know where I will land. (gravity = 10 m/s² and friction doesn't need to be taken into account)

Granted, you land right back where you started (computer), to find yourself updated the thread "Guess the Game"
No breaks

I wish I knew what I asked.

Granted, you asked for a bomb over your head. Oh, and it's an impact bomb! Oh, and i will unpause in 3... 2... 1...

I wish to finish counting.

granted but you forget how to un-pause xP

I wish for a sackboy plushie :D

Granted but the zipper becomes undone.

I wish for a nice psp case

granted but then your mom accidentally throws it in the garbage disposal xD

I wish I knew every language in the world

Granted but you can't remember anything else...

I wish I got spotlighted... Oh wait I did :p

I wish for Patapon 3 to come out

Granted, but your superhero Patapon DIES :kz: dooming the fate of the world to the eternal bliss of death. And not just the pata-universe. The entire world. Human world. OUR world. Nice going.

I wish for a blanket.

granted but there are millions of mites living on it :kz:

I wish for a three headed dog. (normal size an d not ferocious) :p

Granted, but the dog gets hit by a car, since (A) He's too small for it to simply bounce off his skin, and (B) He is not ferocious, therefore is weak and undefended. Science itself sues you for not protecting something of HUGE scientific interest. You become broke. This saddens you, so you walk off a bridge and DIE :kz:

I wish for a bug proof blanket

Granted, but it's a baby blanket

I wich for all LBP dlc