Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but the you happen to get it in the period after media molecule takes all DLC from the users of LBP, and they give everyone with a history of DLC a refund. This gives you all the DLC, and all the money it costs for all DLC combined. You now have a whole lot more money. This, however, means that you have all the DLC in the LittleBigWorld. Your publishing of a level alerts others about this, and when you wake up in the morning, your DLC is gone. It has been stolen by hackers.

I wish for a bug-proof, adult-size blanket.

granted, but the joyfulness of lbp has brought out the kid in you and now your blanket is wayyy too big!

I want a pebble

... Okay, but since this is a corrupt WISHES thread, it doesn't need to be corrupted....

I wish (all together now) for a BEta KEys!!

Granted, but no one goes on the beta anymore so you don't have fun

I WISH for a pebble

granted but you kick it around and then after a while you accidentally kick it into a pit. You can try going down, but it's miles and miles deep and I sense it might get caved in soon :p

I wish for a very high quality camera

Granted. I steal that, sell it AND my copy of LBP to cough up a little extra ca$h.

I wish for a REGULAR size, bug-proof blanket!

granted but it is a magical talking blanket that drives you so insane that you shred it. :p

I wish for more awesome forum games like this :D

Granted, but when someone posts there, they lose all their rep!
I wish for a trap!

You go around a corner and walk into a bear trap that breaks your leg.
I wish for my corner editor tutorial to be done already and for it to be the best tutorial ever.

granted but you have to download it and it's out for 1 day only and then it's gone forever. Too bad that's the day you went on vacation :/

I wish all my lbp wishes came true :D

• Granted, but then a crazy naked old man jumps out of the bushes with his magic stick and replaces all the wishes with curses.

I wish for a puppy :D

Granted, but the puppy rips you off at night.

I wish to draw as good as that girl... what's her name again?

• Granted, but what girl are you talking about? xP

I wish I knew what i was talking about..

granted, but you soon forget again.i wish i wasn't grounded :(

• Granted, but (i'd rather not corrupt this one, why are you grounded?)

I wish for bacon-flavored ice cream!

granted but it had such bad sales, they stopped production.


i wish i had a ps3 and tv in my room hmph (no really, I DO!!!)

granted but apparently a chemical waste happened really close and you left your window open but your door shut. The radiation got to the PS3 and completely destroyed it. If only you kept it away fro your room, it would've been safe :(

I wish there were no more levels like these.

1. TRAIN BOMB SURVIVAL!!!!!11!!1 H4H
2. THE HARDEST LEVEL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. 20 JUMPS CAN YOU SURVIVE?
4. SHARK SURVIVAL!!!!!!11!!!1!!! ReAL WatERz!!!!1111one!!!!111eleven!!!!
5. HOTEL BOMB SURVIVAL!!!!111111!!!
6. HOW TO GET EVERY TROPHY!!!11!!!

granted, but LBP2 came out and now we must deal with thousands upon thousands of Zombie survivals and grappling hook challenges :/ (Hopefully not really)

I wish for more wishes

Granted, apparently it didn't come true, sorry
I wish I had a boyfriend

• Granted, but then he dumps you for a sandwhich wearing a wig and lipstick

I wish that I could think of something to wish for..

Granted, you think of the best thing to wish for EVER! Too bad that counts as your wish :p

I wish for hot sauce :D

Granted, you get chilli-flavored lava.

I wish to think of an idea for a comic!

Granted, but it is very bad.
I wish for a new wish to wish on this thread where you wish.

granted, but you confused me so much, i just gave you a corndog. :p


i wish for........ an apple

Granted, but the transcendent juiciness kills you... Liek reelly.

I wish for a bukket.

Granted, but you lose it!

I wish for an Iphone!

Granted, but you lose it!

I wish for an iron head.

• Granted, but then you get struck by lightning

I wish for pancakes :p

Granted, but they are burnt.

I wish for a crazily powerfull computer!

granted but it's so powerful, it takes over lbp and turns it into a boring world.
http://nbm.typepad.com/photos/uncate...uter_earth.jpg
i wish for cake

Granted but.... /doublefacepalm

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

I wish for everybody to understand that! :mad:

ERROR ERROR THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!!!!
WISH CAN'T BE GRANTED.


I wish people would understand my debate on this argument. :(

Granted, but your argument is invalid!

I wish to ace the bunker!

Granted, but after you aced it you get hit by YLOD!


I wish for someone to fetch me a soda

Granted, I will do it. My body heat is over 90°, so the soda overheats and explodes on your hand.

I wish to cool down!

Granted, but you freeze.
I wish for a rootbeer.

granted, but you were at a baseball game and a home run knocks it out of your hand and spills onto the buff guy sitting right next to you, hope you came prepared!

I wish I had Mercuy77 back, with all my 135 hearts...

Granted, but nobody recognizes you!

I wish for an AC130!

granted, but i have no idea what that is, so i just give you a corn dog :p

i wish i can think of how to start my story.

Granted, you start from the ending. The end!

I wish for a genie that grants uncorrupted wishes!