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granted, but he turns evil, and corrupts your last 2 wishes. (the one you just made counted as 1)
i wish i could understand animals... i really do.... i want to learn of their stories to tell, point of view, how they feel about the world.
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Granted.
- HEY!!! WHY YOU DIDN'T FILL MY FOOD BOWL YET???/bar
- I took a big poop in the living room, hope you don't care... :cuteface:
- HEY! HEY HUMAN!
You get so crazy you kill yourself. :(
I iwsh to revive bear!
granted but he's seeken a vengeance on you eveer since you killed her so once you revive her she kills you :l
......Quote:
Originally Posted by Keanster96
Anyway, I wish I could travel back in time to convince that the cake wasn't ever a lie if it really is a lie :pQuote:
Originally Posted by robotoid
Granted, it wasn't a lie, but robotiod was right- I wouldn't share. *burp*
BTW, you spelled robotiod wrong. It's T I O D, not T O I D.
I wish for some chocolate milk.
Granted, but its sour
I wish for a robotic chicken
Sure have your chicken, but... it.... explodes? (sorry, thats all i got)
I wish for Assassins creed to stop freezing everytime i start it up
Granted, but.... errrr.... eruuummm YOU DIE :kz:
I wish to think of better corrupt wish answers...
Granted, but then your arch enemy gdn001 thinks of a better one simply to annoy you.
I wish for a talking dust bunny :p
Granted, but the bunny burns because of a well-placed magnifing glass, then that breaks the logic, making the bunny talke forever, and your ears bleed, so your heart rate decays and you pass out, while the bunny turns into lava and melts the ground, making everyone in a 5 km radius fall into it and die too, so they all blame you, but you're already passed out, so they blame keanster instead and throw him into the lava too. When he comes into contact with the lava, a immense explosion destroys half of the earth and kills everyone, except me, because I'm in a yellow submarine in space collection moon rocks around the solar sistem.
I wish to find a moon rock!
Granted, you find one when earth has become volatile and everybody has moved to the moon. And it's volatile because of you. And everyone hates you. And you're annoying.
I wish for a kettle.
Granted, but it burns you.
I wish for wish to be spelled wsh.
Grntd, bt thn nbdy ls ndrstnds y. (PM me if you can't understand ;))
I wish for Brazil to be the most powerfull country in teh world!
Grntd, but Asia takes it over.
I wish for bad grammar.
grnated, but udernstnadnig becmoes hdrear.
I wish for a combine harvester.
Granted, but it harvests YOU
I wish for a pet penguin.
Granted, but it's stuck in my sig.
I wish for an apple turnover.
Granted but i steal it, and you see me eating it and are jealous so you go out to the store to buy one but since half the world exploded there are very few left, and it costs $100,000. the factory was also on the side that got blown up.
I wish i was more patient so i could make better levels.
granted, but you never get spotlighted :kz:
I wish I could go to new zealand
Granted, but yer captured by teh Hoarder!
I wish for a real Collector!
Granted, it collects YOU! *points finger*
I iwsh for a tranquilizer gun.
Granted, have a tranquilzer gun to the face.
I wish for moar recognition of my talents.
Granted, but everyone wants a piece of you, so you get torn apart for some reason.
I wish for an oasis.
Granted, but it's full of toxic waste.
I wish for more cheerios.
Granted but you suddenly find yourself inside a giant box of cheerios. You will have to eat through 50 times your body weight worth of cheerios and then maybe, just maybe you might be able to knock the cardboard box on its side and escape.. no guarantee though. :kz:
I wish for a double rainbow.
granted but then the two rainbows meet, as all the planets align, and a solar eclipse happens and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen but then your eyes asplode of such awesomeness. :kz:
I wish I was a pirate :arg:
granted! but your ship, crew, and weapons SUCK!
i with for a lucario
granted but it's really a ditto in disguise :D
I wish I could travel back in time to show da vinchi technology these days and about little big planet and little big planet 2 and how he's in it :p
Granted but since he knows what the future holds he is like meh and never bothers working again because he fails to see the point when a better version is just a couple of hundred years away. All the work he would have done never happens and the famous da vinchi never occurs. Future history is effected beyond repair. Little Big Planet ceases to exist..
I wish I didn't have to make a wish..
Guess that one's already corupted.
I wish for another cheese string, those last 2 were tasty.
granted but then you are disqualified from the game for not wishing -_- gahh you just wished then! Fine, you may stay in this game, lol.
I wish for ReAL SLimE!!!!1111one111111eleven11111 ( in little big planet of course :rolleyes: )
Edit: Sniped my mercury xP granted but your best friend uses it as floss to get all the gunk out and then throws it away. Unless you wanna eat it :D
Banned for.. oh wait, this is the wishes one
Granted, but I forget that you meant for it in LBP, so i pour very hot slime over your head and take the gol...
oh wait, wrong game again, i pour slime over your head and you melt
THE CAKE IS A....
(I swear to god if anyone says LIE, im gunna murder a puppy.)
Don't lie!:p
I wish for the puppy to live.
Granted, but it never dies :kz:
I wish for a new sig...
granted! it sucks...
i wish for a sackboy army to conqure THE WORLD
or atleast london...
Sure, but you live in london.
I wish people would sign up for my murder mystery game.
Granted but everyone that signs up gets murdered...
I wish I could shape shift.
Nope, i live in americaQuote:
Sure, but you live in london.
anyways...
you get stuck as a mouse, and a cat tries to eat you
i wish for NO SCHOOL!!!!
(oh sorry, what i meant to say was, i also move you to london, whatever, dosent matter)
granted, but you dont get a good job, and your parents kick you out because they dont like you anymore.
I wish for good drawing skills
Granted, but you can only draw good dots.
I wish for a free Factory-Unlocked iPhone 4 from the Apple (Technology) company, that cannot break, crash or be rendered unusable, and is fully usable by me, and only me; it can not be taken away from me in anyway. It can make calls, send texts, etc. and do everything any other iPhone 4 can do, with absolutely NO problems.
(way to make things hard on the rest of us)
Everyone, all together now, 3, 2, 1....
NUKE!
I wish for a big block of cheese.