Granted, but it's so big, it crushes you.
I wish for Dark energy!
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Granted, but it's so big, it crushes you.
I wish for Dark energy!
Granted but it turned in to light energy
i wish for nothing
Granted but you get EVERYTHING! Including a super massive black hole which consumes EVERYTHING including you and what is left is..nothing.
I wish for cookies.
I wish for a Jheghndyjgfjkdekyfkyfg,lfdshtrrsfdgbphkmMrujtfv :p
- Granted.. but they're..... SUGAR FREE!! MUAHAHAHA
Granted, but it gets fsaoigrhmcudfhgsiugthdsg
I wish for a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1IIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG spaceship!
I wish for a magic dancing man that's 8 centimeters tall :p
- Granted, but it's very small
Granted, but my physics teacher only accepts measurements in International Units, so it's 8 meters tall. Have fun with godzilla! :)
I wish for a talking cat!
I wish i wasnt lazy..
- Granted, but it swears and won't shut up.
Granted, but your so un lazy and youve done everything you can do and the only thing left is to kill yourself, so you die
I wish i had a nunchuck paintinator instead of a bayonet.
(Actually, that sounds like a good idea, ima make one)
ggranted, you do so many things and even for others that all your friends take advantage of you and then everyone else gets lazy and expects you to do everything :grr: I know, it stinks,
Edit: sniped by mercury again xP granted but your not skilled at all and you swing it around like your a proffesional to show off and it hits you in the face so you switch back :p
I wish for a pet ferret. (With ninja powers? :D)
(sorry, but if you didnt realize, you got sniped, so someone corrupt both mine and his)
gah sorry about that. I edited my post explaining and corrupting your wish. Now someone corrupt my wish asking for a ferret with ninja powers! :mad: lol
sounds good, granted, but you are totally jealous of your ferret, so you put on a ninja suit and try to do parkour, but your terrible at it, and you fall and die.
I wish for candy canes all year round.
granted but trolls licked them all
i wish for the next person would post. hehehe
(sigh) i posted, but i hate you.
I wish the troll would get out of my face.
Granted, but when he returns he will have brought 10 more trolls
I wish for infinite wishes...
granted, but the wish for infinite wishes wears off in 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000.1 nanoseconds
I wish in the end, the troll doesn't take over LBP or Earth and he doesn't have the gold either.
granted but he rules lbp and the eath and he has the gold!
i wish for less trolls
That's kinda exactly what I wished for :l try changing it up a bit for example "granted but the hoarder takes over LBP and the world!"Quote:
Originally Posted by the troll
Anyway, grangted but your the last of your kind so there are no more trolls anymore :P
I wish people would remember to put wishes at the end of their posts :(
Gaah sorry about that been forgetting a lot Dx I'll try to remember better.
Granted but they forget to corrupt the previous person's wish :p
I wish for my very own....football stadium....I guess 0_o
I wish for The Best Stuff On Earth!
- Granted, but it's full of lava!
Granted you get a small troll but ran to the cave
And you wish for.....?
I wish ppeople would stop forgetting to wish for something at the end of their posts.
Granted but some people forget to wish for something
i wish for a human.
again try not granting exactly what they wished for but then making it exactly what they didn't want. Mix it up a little...Quote:
Originally Posted by the troll
Anyway, granted but the human convinces the other trolls to be his minions and throw you in a pit while he plots his evil scheme :D
I wish for a sofa :p
granted but you get spinach, then the trolls ate it, then you got nothing, hows that
i wish for spinach
Granted, but you choke on it.. -_-
I wish the troll had better grammar..
granted but he doesn't :kz: lol jk
granted but he starts talking in pig latin :D
I wish for a private jet not taken over by trolls <_<
I wish for gjfkkdk
- Granted, but it gets taken over by invisible trolls instead xP
granted it but it gets eaten by a gjfkkdl :p
I wish for a private jet that doesn't get taken over by trolls, invisible trolls and just in case, seamonster trolls, alien trolls or...... dragon trolls :D
Granted, but it won't work.
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I wish for an apple! :)
Granted, but the troll ate it
i wish for a pig
Granted. But the pig ran away.Quote:
Originally Posted by the troll
I wish for another month of holidays.
granted but I made up the holidays. Here they are.
School day (You must get to school 3:00 A.M. and get out at 11:30 P.M.)
Pay day (Not for you silly, for the government. A day comemorated to them by you looking through your wallet, house and even a credit card works to give them.)
Game burning day (Who needs games? A day where you must get al your games and roast on the fire then lick the ashes)
In the toilet day (Stick your head in the toilet all day long, if you get thirsty then pour some soda or whatever you drink into the toilet. Same goes for food. Mmmmm....tasty!)
There are many more that I know you'll love xD
I wish for infnite wishes...
Granted, but the genie dies.:p
I wish for rootbeer.
LAWLQuote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
anyway, granted, but you already wished for rootbeer on page 163 so you get sparkling water instead, stuff tastes horrible.
I wish for nothing.
Granted... You wished for nothing so you get NOTHING.
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, then everyone would be in love with me!
granted, but i turn the world backwards, so your reneiw reyaM racsO and no one is in love with you.
I wish for everything this time!
Granted, you get another universe, but two universes take up too much thermo space, so the space-time continuom crashes.
I wish for mineral water!