Granted but the guy who haz the weapon hears an ice cream truck he never came back...:boo:Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonvarsity
I wish I was in t3h am4azing LBP2 B3T0RZ:p
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Granted but the guy who haz the weapon hears an ice cream truck he never came back...:boo:Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonvarsity
I wish I was in t3h am4azing LBP2 B3T0RZ:p
granted but they need you to answer one question but due to your horrible spelling they count it wrong so you get declines for the beta. :p
I wish I could test out the PS4 (Well, I'd really like to test LBP2 but people keep wishing that so I'll try this :D)
You are the only one that gets picked for testing, but Sony gets robbed that day and you get everything on you stolen...
I wish for a pony!
Granted, but i've already wished for that before :P
I wish for the varsity of dragons :O
Granted, but he's cheesecake. :p But he dislikes cheesecake, so he's cake instead. Aaaaand...
I wish for my cat to become a ninja!
Granted, but then he beats you up and leaves.
I wish the sun was purple!
.......Granted But Now Everything You See Is Purple And Black!
I Wish For A Un-Corruptible Wish......
granted but haven't you heard of the story of the warning of the purple son? Okay, well I'll read it then....
Rumor has it that one day, in the 21st century someone will make the stupid decision of wishing that their sun was purple, the color of warning to the Galafanski tribe, they were a very smart tribe and knew that a purple son is the warning of an apocalypse. So the sun turns purple and people freak out. Many go suicidal and die, some people hide in caves, others steal different technology and murder everyone around. Since the sun turns purple and the other planets aren't used to the light it somehow attracts it coser to Earth. The planet starts getting hot, we only have a couple days left. A group is set up to push it back but it only works one way, make the earth have a brown shine pushing the sun away but then someone sneaks into the engine of the shipped, gets sucked up, completely shredded and dies :cry: Body parts all over, and the ship doesn't work. Our mission has failed, we are doomed because of teh ninja ferret. They start an angry mob, hours left before everything will burn up and all will die. They go to the ferret's house and set it on fire. The sun comes and that is it. Then you wake up to make sure you never will make that wish EVER :mad:
I wish for a sandwhich (imagining an end of the world story like the purple sun :D)
Sniped: Granted but you get bribed a LOT of money to let it be corrupted. Like your greedy self,(just kidding xP) you take the bribe and let them corrupt your wish which was the corruption of your wish soo......they V8 slap you, take your money and drive off.
Like I said up thar, I wish for a sandwhich. :arg:
I shall never wish for the sun to be purple ever again ._. btw you're a great storyteller dragon, it was awesome except for the part where my house burns down. ( good thing I actually live in a fireproof cardboard box :p)Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonvarsity
back on topic: Granted, but after you eat it, you get implosive diarrhea !
I wish to know the answer to this question:http://www.sumopaint.com/files/image...zoldhnjgah.jpg
My title says it all.
I wish for a reason to tell someone invisible that I know they're online. (don't think you can hide from me, I haz Sitrep)
Granted but you find a hacker who hacks your account does something bad and gets you moderated... FOR LIFE!Quote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
I wish I was a sackboy!:p
granted but due to yourself being human before, you're not 100% sackboy meaning if ou die, you're transported back to the real world, and since you must be controlled by a human but your younger brother doesn't know (he thinks your at some friend's place) he gives it a try. This is his first try and he accidentally drops you in the fire and you die. You come out of the tv but unfortunately some of the sack morphed to you and now your half sackboy and half human. Scientists come to your house, kidnap you and test ou for the rest of your life.
You must escape. You get one of the glasses, drink whatever's inside and it makes you grow a pop-it. When the scientists are frustrated and run toward you to put you down, you get out the bear nose decoration and piut it all around the place. You run away and are on the newspaper titled "Half man-half fluff creature escapes from young boy's television" You hide and live in the forest for the rest of your life. Unfortunately the wolves love tearing up fluff so you become their lunch. Most of your fluff side is gone but a scientist comes but is very good and now the other half is completely robotic. You fear the scientists in the city will do what they did to you before now that your half robotic so you live with this pure and nice scientist in the woods. -The End :D
I wish for another pair of shoes :p
Like I said, your a great story teller :pQuote:
Originally Posted by dragonvarsity
as for your wish: Granted, but it's the only pair of shoes you will ever be able to have for the rest of your life.. and they're WALKING shoes, which means you can only walk in them and nothing else ( not even running, which would require running shoes, of coarse) MUAHAHAHA!
on a lighter note: I wish for nachos :3
Granted but its a communist nacho just before you eat it it it shouts "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" and kills barack obama plunging the USA into chaos then someone launches a NUKE! and starts a nuclear war all life is wiped out because of you and your communist nacho:grr:Quote:
Originally Posted by NinjaFerret22
On the brighter side I wish for 100 mentos and a swimming pool full of carbonated coke:hero:
Granted, but it creates a huge explosion and you now cannot be within 200ft of the pool.
I wish that I became a famous sculptor.
granted, but with your mad sculpting skills, while you're sleeping, you sculpt what looks exactly like pandora's box. When you wake up, you notice the box, thinking it's real. You open it and clay chaos shoots out and everything around you is a sculp....tion. :grr: Everything but you is clay, even your food. You eventually die :kz: Now you know why you should have mad food skills instead :arg:
I wish for moar soap. :D
(You might've noticed I still haven't wished for a dragon yet. This is because I fear someone will grant it but then make the dragon do something bad to me or something do bad to the dragon :()
Granted you have your soap but its cursed and turns you into a bar of soap and it becomes you and now that u live alone no one else can touch the cursed soap (you) and you spend your days waiting to be used but then came the apocolyptic purple sun you get the point...Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonvarsity
I wish I wish for a DRAGON! :hero:
You get the dragon, but it flies away and advertises the LBP2 beta you stored on it thus banning you from the LBP2 beta and every one of them thereafter.
I wish for a bacon flavored Pop-Tart!
Granted but all of the Pop-Tart business goes out of business :boo:
I wish for LBP 2 for PSP :)
GRANTED! but due to the PSP's rubbish processing power all they add is a new story and a new material:(Quote:
Originally Posted by valmassoi
I wish for a ragdoll of my worst enemy:devious:
*off-topic*I'd just like to point out: that's the best wish ever. *off-topc*Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlybub
I wish for un-communist nachos :p
- Anyway...: Granted, but I don't know who your worst enemy is, so you get a ragdoll of mickey mouse instead. (What do i look like, a genie that can read people's minds? :mad:)
Granted, but I steal them knowing that they are a world first! XD
I wish for more cinnimon pancakes!
Granted, but you choke on them!
I wish for three rubber ducks, send them to the moon!
A soda machine that doesn't work! Send it to the moon!
Granted, but.. What?...I don't get your wish, so they all just explode :p
I wish i knew what you wished for:cry:
Someone tells you what JspOt wished for but you still don't understand it :p
I wish for nice weather
Granted, but its so nice that everyone explodes.
I wish i could summon exploding pies :O
Granted, but they're steak pies.
I wish for Ferret to understand my wish.:p
It does but only if you speak ferret
I wish for no h4h.. (this is a tricky one try to currupt this lol)
Granted, instead there's Play 4 Play:p
I wish for a chocolate.
Granted but you're a dog :kz:
I wish for white chocolate :)
*off topic*You called me an it .....:cry: *off topic*Quote:
Originally Posted by antd-25
back on-topic: Granted, but it's dark chocolate...
I wish to wish upon a star:D
Granted, but that star is heading on colision course with our solar system now. :cry:
I wish for SCEA to quit being lazy with our betas.
Granted, but Sony gives them out to all of NA except Canada!
I wish for another wish.
granted but I get to choose what your second wish is :D
I wish for a pencil ._.
Granted, but its a white colored pencil.
I wish for paper :p
granted but I write on it with my white colored- wait a minute... :mad: hey! Oh well, gotta corrupt it somehow so..... *licks it*
I wish for guys to stop wearing earrings :cry:
Granted, but you want earrings later on and then start to cry in a cornerQuote:
Originally Posted by dragonvarsity
I wish I lived in my evil, treacherous mind!
Granted, but I fill it with expired prune juice
I wish for a Beta Codez!
Granted, but the beta ends a few minutes after you recieve the codes.Quote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
I wish everyone would be a good creator and make good levels for everyone to play!
granted but different people have different opinions on "what is good" so we still have tons of spammy levels.
I wish for a green cow that can breathe underwater :D