Granted. You're now locked inside a pest control van with only 1 can of bug spray and a WHOLE BUNCHA cockroaches.
I wish for teh lazors on mah freakin' head!
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Granted. You're now locked inside a pest control van with only 1 can of bug spray and a WHOLE BUNCHA cockroaches.
I wish for teh lazors on mah freakin' head!
granted, yet however lazer+ too much power= KABOOOOOOOOM.
i wish for someone to comment back after this post
Granted. It's me, and I won't stop until I win. :kz:
I wish fer a spot o' gin.
Granted its non-alchoholic...
I wish I had real life Dr Octopus arms!
You do, but they're only two inches long.
I wish I had two dollars.
granted but they are in pennies.
i wish i had starcraft 2 already (tired of waiting for it to get here).
You do, but it's so glitched you can't play it.
I wish I had a piece of toast.
Granted. It's burnt.
I wish for some comfty slippers. :p
Granted... Oh noes! Harry Potters here and turned them into slippers which eats the feet of the wearer!
I wish I had the LBPC ultimate bundle!
Granted
I wish I had my LBP2 project props that my bro deleted and took hours to make!!
Granted.
But after getting them back you decided they were all crap.
I wish I had a Jolly Rancher.
Granted, but it expired 3 months ago.
I wish the matchmaking servers in Modern Warfare 2 weren't crap. :(
(They can make really unbalanced teams, even if all the players are lone wolves and not a party of friends. What? You call a team of high-rank prestiged and experienced players, against a team of low-rank and not very experienced players with only 1 or 2 high-rank players, balanced and fair?)
Granted, but it now costs you a monthly fee of $100 to play MW2 online.
I wish for the BEST SONG IN THE WORLD!
Granted, but you forgot it straight when you finished listening to it and only have the Tribute!
I wish for a chocolate milk. Full cream.
Granted. However, as you try to drink it, the cream makes it so dense that it solidifies into a chocolate block in your milk carton.
I wish fer some publicity!!
Granted, but it's all bad, and now everyone hates you.
I wish I had a day off.
Granted but you are sentenced to community service for the day...
I wish to know why the last person to corrupt my wish said granted and not corrupt it...
Granted, you now know nothing besides why the last guy didn't corrupt your wish, and since you don't understand it anyway because you know nothing, you end up with nothing at all.
I wish for a 'Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter'.
Granted, but it is set to one place and one place only where you'll be transported and that is where the sun doesn't shine...
I wish that this wish would come true!
Granted, but you forgot to make the wish!
I wish to get BioShock!
Granted, you buy BioShock from the video game store, return home, and put the disc in to discover that you payed the full game price for the DEMO version of BioShock.
I wish for better PSP games to be made.
(Last time I did that wish, someone said: Granted, so do I. :cry:
So can someone corrupt my wish?)
Granted but the cost rises to $100 per game.
I wish i didnt have german hw. >_<
Granted its now Russian hw...
I wish LBP2 was out already so I can amass my sackbot army! :hero:
(i like Russian)
but GRANTED!!! sadly MM had to pull the sackbot feature and replaced it with a pet rock feature.
I wish i could visit teh UK!!
Granted then you look at my location and find out I live in the UK (I DO!) and instantly cancel your trip...
I wish I was the best creator in LBP! (and LBP2 wen it comes out!)
Granted, everybody except you stops playing Little Big Planet making you the best creator there is
I wish for a Corruptable Non-Corruptable wish. ( I believe that makes sense)
No, it doesn't.
http://sabbathrock.com/images/NUKE.jpg
I wish to get to level 70 in MW2! :D
Granted. You get nuked from the other team in every single round from now on until you prestige.
I wish for som gold... :kz:
Granted, but it murders you in your awakeness.
I wish for a Subway footlong.
Granted, it's a human-foot sandwich :arg:
I wish to get to level 70 in MW2! (this time in 10th level of prestige, with everything unlocked and platinum trophy)
U get it... Then your account gets hacked...
I wish for a giant Taco the size of Godzilla
SNIPED WTH!!!
Granted but the taco is godzilla and shoots you with a lazor for sniping me
I wish the next person would make a wish on my behalf
Granted, but I make a wish on somone else's behalf.
I wish I knew whether me having access to the LBP.me site means ima get teh beta codez:frightened:
GRANTED but in your joy you post teh beta codez online and someone steals it. (seriously you will be getting the code im sure of it.)Quote:
Originally Posted by NinjaFerret22
i wish i was in teh betaz
Granted. You yet YLOD'd while loading the beta.
I wish the game wasn't delayed...
Granted the game is now cancelledQuote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
i wish i didnt have to edit this to put a wish...
Granted, but you delete it.
I wish for a pie.
GRANTED. Here.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...symbol.svg.png
I wish for some chocolate milk.
Granted, but my pi drinks it.:p
i wish for a stone.
Granted, you get a stone, but turns up to just be hard ground that converts to dust.
I wish for eternal life!