Granted, but it's really boring.
I wish for a volcano!
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Granted, but it's really boring.
I wish for a volcano!
Granted, but it erupts and kills the entire world.
I wish for an iPhone 4.
Granted. Unfortunately, you mistake it for a drink coaster, so you place your soda on top of it and accidentally knock it over, thus ruining your iPhone 4.
I wish for something to happen!
Granted...
But nothing happens. (Hooray for Pokemon reference!)
I wish for a Flygon in my Pokemon Platinum.
Granted... But it eat off your head and urinates in your cornflakes...
I wish that my wish was a wish and not a bannana... And that what I just said made sense
Granted... it's a papaya.
I wish I could finish this se-
GRANTED... "I wish that I could finish this sen..." Sen-tapede
I wish for donuts
granted, you get a 'Do Nut Step on The Grass' sighn.
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I wish for a wish
Granted. It's a good thing that the genie has a lisp too, or you would've never gotten your wisk!
... oh wait.
I wish for a shiny new hat! ^_^
Granted. but its so shiny and blight it blindsQuote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
everyone who sees it, just then you get hit by a car,
i wish a fantasy dragon would take over the world~ =P
Granted, but it eats you.
I wish for betorz! :hero:
Granted. But you obtained it illegally, so Sony bans your IP address. :p
I wish people were on at... 1:36 AM PST.
Granted, but its just me as im on AM hours almost always,Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
no that was not a joke xD
but heres a joke, again, Granted, but they all are vampires~
i wish people had Lvs in real life (limit 100) And i was Lv 4000 :P *mew
Granted, but you'll get banned in real life for hax.
I wish for Nintendo 3DS with The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask remake.
That's right! You read it correctly. Majora's Mask remake.
Granted, but it's cursed. :arg:
I wish for a green banana!
Granted, but It's really a raw banana.
I wish for an ability to skip time!
Granted, but as you try for the first time it breaks and you get stuck in a Loading Screen forever!
I wish that the sky was as green as that banana! :arg:
Granted, but once you use it, it'll go out of controlQuote:
Originally Posted by Coconuts
untill your a old man. >:'P
I Wish for a... Taco!~ *mew
you get a taco but it explodes in you face.
i wish the lbp2 beta was in the u.s.
Granted, but you won't get one while everyone else does.
I wish for Week One T-Shirt.
Granted, but you get the Naux glitch and you can't sticker it properly
I wish we could encounter extraterrestrial life (wildlife OR intelligent, but not the planet-invading kind >_>)
Granted, but we accidently kill it upon contact.
I wish to have reel telekinesis powers!!
Granted its a "Reel telekenisis power for kids!" and all the good features have been taken out...
I wish I had a flapjack!
Granted.
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I wish for that hair spray!
granted, but it's empty already.
I wish for a Ferrari 458 Italia!
granted,but its missing an engine
i wish i had a sackboy in real life
Granted, but you had to pay 10 bucks for it.
I wish for arcade machine that can play EVERY POSSIBLE GAME ON EARTH!
granted,but the controller is missing.
i wish that i had a big telescope.
Granted but a gang of scientists steal it...
I wish I got a crown for discovering a cure for the Naux glitch!
Granted, but MM sends the code for someone else by accident!
I wish I had LBP2 already!
granted but the box doesn't have the disc.
I wish for a jetpack!
Granted, but it's chained.
I wish for scuba gear!
granted! but it only includes the flippers
I wish for a turtle!
granted but he is giant and eats you...
i wish for a cookie
granted,but you dropped it down the sink drain
i wish i was a guard for yah nah.
Granted. You're fired the next day.
I wish for some deoderant...
granted but it has butter inside!
I wish for a big destructive tank!
Granted, but the tank gets hit by a black hole rocket and it starts to
FFFFFffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddeeeeeeee....
Into nothing
I wish for bowl of rice crispies!
Granted, but Jack gets you with his revolvers first!
I wish for 7UP!
Granted, but you lose all your XP after.
I wish for an ACR with heartbeat sensor and red dot sight! :love: