Corrupt Wishes

(If you meant an ACR with Heartbeat Sensor and Red Dot Sight in MW2)
Granted, but it is glitched, it causes you to emit an easily detectable noise to every enemy player, they have an easier time finding you now!
(If you meant an ACR with HBS n' RDS in reality)
Granted, but the US Military catches wind of you having a really compact Heartbeat Sensor, and sends out Special Operatives on a mission to steal your ACR with its attachments so they may learn its HBS technology........without returning your ACR and HBS!
I wish my brother would stop wanting to be in the LBP 2 beta.

Granted, Now he wants the actual LBP2, liek noewz.

Granted, but casually... waite lolwut?
I wish for a green mushroom 1up.

granted, but its rotten and takes off 1 up

I wish to divide by zero!

Granted, the wish corrupts itself.

I wished people will not care about mine gramar.

Granted, but all other living things still do.

I wish for a golden Sackboy.

Granted. But then the government confenscates it.

I wish for some new Forum Game to grab my attention.

Granted, but it grabs you literally and pulls you into another dimension populated entirely by hungry rabbits.
I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it gives itself to RAWK.
I wish for pork rinds.

Granted. They're WAAAY past the expiration date, though.

I wish, I wish, oh how I wish!... for a fish.

granted but its dead.

i wish i wasnt posting after you all the time.

granted, but all the threads you plan to post in get locked.

I wish for a laser gun!

Granted, but you get killed 2 seconds after by a zombie.

I wish for a companion cube! <3

granted,but its a bully:p


i wish i was a famous creator

wait..... didn't I post something... earlier.. meh.

Granted, but your famous for SPAM!

I wish for the LBP2 Beta.

granted,but the code is used.




i wish that spam did not happen on lbp

Granted but now all spam is mailed to your house.

I wish to fish a whaaaaale!

Granted but then it gets in a fight with a Narwhaaaaaaaale.

I wish for for bread :mad:

Granted, but it's so rotten that it looks like there's a blackhole in it!

I wish to be able to turn off pain! (and turn on eventually)

granted but whenever you try to turn on pain again all the pain that you felt while it was turned off comes at the same time 3 times stronger!

I wish I could start the apocalypse!

Granted, but it's only the dust bunny apocalypse.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

Granted but I ate them.
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I wish for stomach medicine! *farts*

granted but as side effect it makes you burp and gives you a headache!

I wish to win an F1 race!

Granted but when you finish the car explodes while you are still inside and you die HORRIBLY!!!!!
I wish for a talking top-hat!

Granted but its really annoying and it doesn't brushes its teeth :arg:

I wish for a Combat battle cruiser with a 8 silos missile battery, a triple front plasma cannon and anti fighter lasers! (*space ship)

Granted but it has no power cell.

I wish for an AA Battery!

Granted, but the battery explodes and you lose both of your hands!

I wish for a set of baby kittens!

Granted, but turns out they are baby tigers and their teeth are itching, so they see you as an opportunity to bite. (They attack you duh :p)

I wish that my PS3 had backwards compatibility with PS2 and PS1!

Granted, but it YLOD's shortly after you play one game.

I wish I had a new psp.

granted but you lose it and cry in the corner.
i wish for a giant solid gold anti-gravity banana that i cant drive and can kill me at all :D

Granted but you slip on the peel.

I wish for a roll of tape.

granted,butt you tie your self up.




i wish i was a mod

granted but it was on accident. CC apologizes and then takes it away :D

I wish for peppermint sticks :D (do NOT mistake with candycanes :tophat:)

Granted but they were down at the dump for 2 years,don't go sticking that in your gob! :arg:

I wish for a dog that can not kill me,not horribly injure me,not starve me,not eat me,I can't slip on it,I can't lose it,I can't get dirty,It can't break,It isn't heavy,I can't eat it,It can't move and it is my best friend.DO YOUR WORST.

granted,you TRIP on it and you fall off a cliff to your doom.(its your fault you tripped over him,not his)




i wish i unlocked boss rush on lbpc earlier

Granted, but you can't beat it.
I wish for four forts.

Granted. You get your four forts of fantastic fame, filled with feta!! And then you die :kz:

I wish for Nintendo to make better games.

granted but all your nintendo games u got were pirated and they found you and sent you to jail.

i wish i controlled the world >: D

Granted but everyone emigrates.

I wish for an avi.

you get it , it explodes

i wish for a flying carpert