Corrupt Wishes

Granted but it doesn't stay flat when you sit on it, so it suffocates you :kz:

I wish for telekinesis

granted, but you can only read the minds of rocks which never think of anything interesting....

I wish for an Advanced Power Armor MkII

Granted, but it gets confiscated by David Hasslehoff a.k.a JspOt because he wants one too.

I wish for a gene tonic that makes me get the best grade in every test!

Granted but it will take effect when you graduate and wont need it anymore! :P

I wish for my own robot assistant!

Granted, but you also get a pet that rolls on the floor and hugs you giving you GERMS!!!

I wish to live in Peanut Towers!

granted, but the floors are made of peanut butter.

I wish for a nuclear warhead!

Granted but you let it fall on the floor and it goes off.

I wish for a Harrier Jet!

Granted, but David Hasslehoff takes it.
I wish for a custom title idea.:(

Granted, but LBPC gets h4x3d and you get stuck forever with your current title!!!

I wish that my computer was immune to haxing!

Granted but when becoming immune it wont be able to connect to internet and all the USB, CD, Floppy, and Flash drives had been disabled!

I wish for a GIANT DONUT!

Granted, but you drop the doughnut, and left it on the ground 5 seconds too long.

I wish for some cheese.

Granted. It's Swiss cheese. Guess where the holes came from?...

See this gun? :kz: *BANG*

I wish to see the ENTIRETY of CraftEarth burn. :kz:

EDIT: Sniped!
Heyyyy, shouldn't you be doing something, Outlaw?

Granted, but you burn along with it, 'cause you'll pay for what you did to my friends, and that entire city!


I wish that if someone puts all their heart and soul into creating a fantasy of their own, then the fantasy would become reality in another universe and you could choose to go there in the afterlife.

Granted, but you have to do a choice: go there and never come back or stay on our little but nice universe. You choose to go there, but when you get there, your expectations aren't fulfilled, but you can't go back, so you get stuck forever in your little imaginative universe.

I wish for an IQ of 300!

Granted, but you are now a zombie!
I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but the sandwich has no cheese,
and everyone knows that it's not a sandwich unless it has some cheese in it.

I wish LittleBigPlanet2 was out.

Granted but it is so buggy that when you play it, it explodes your PS3

I wish for a FREE chocolate bar that:
-Is not poisoned in any way
-Is not too big nor too small
-Cannot be melted or set on fire
-Is unbreakable
-Is delicious

Granted, but you let it drop on the toilet. :devious:

I wish for a pair of googles that can dectect GERMS!

Granted. The first thing you see is me. I then shoot you. :kz:

I wish that Rawk would STOP PELTIN' ME WITH PEANUTS!!!

he does stop but everyone else starts to pelt you with them

I wish for the real world and LBP to become one!

Granted, but you become a stupid piece of wood with a brain in it.

I wish for 3 cans of kerosene, 2 shells and 1 screw so I can make some incendiary ammo!

Granted. It self-ingites and burns your hands.

I wish fer some people to shoot.

Granted. You shoot potato bags. With sackboy's head painted on them.

I wish for *radio static*!

Granted, but you're now a radio.
I wish for pi.

Granted, but you must keep loading it forever, because the file size is INFINITE!

I wish for a new gun.

Granted, but Outlaw steals it and kills you with it.

I wish for Outlaw to be behind bars.

Granted, but being a jail-breaking expert, he gets out on 35.16 seconds using only a quarter, his hat and half a banana peel. :kz:

I wish for a scooter that runs at moderate speed! (around 20 km/h)

Granted, but the brakes are broken.

I wish for a Wacom Intuos4 Medium tablet.

Granted, but its missing the pen :(

I wish for an assault electron cannon! >: )

Granted but it explodes in your face.

I wish I had a real lightsaber!

(that would probably happen if I did get one)

Granted, but that also means everything in the Star Wars universe is real, so Darth Vader tracks you down and strangles you with the force.

I wish I had a remote control that could rewind, pause, play, and fast forward time - A very reliable one that will never break in any way or get stuck.

Granted, but it runs out of batteries very quickly.



I wish my level would make itself, without any assistance.

Granted, but the level is a hotel bomb survival.

I wish I got an LBP2 Beta code from the contest I entered. (PLEEZ!)

Granted. But since you sniped me, you recieve an automatic death sentence... which starts now. *shoots Captain*

I wish for some rope, a tree, and three stooges to hang from it.

Granted, but then you become the new Rocksauron----

I wish for no ads on the forum....

Granted but now the Ads pop up on your desktop!

I wish for a stealth device!

Granted, but it only works on mice!
I wish for a coconut.
Not to drink, just to smash it.

Granted, but it is unbreakable.

I wish for a fully-loaded AR-15 assault rifle!

Granted but is made of cheap polystyrene.

I wish for a hovering assault tank!

Granted but it hovers too high to get on and eventually hovers to space then it is controlled by aliens, so they take over the whole world.


I wish my Batman level will be awesome.