Granted, but your dog eats it and turns you into a cat! I wish I didn't live in the US!
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Granted, but your dog eats it and turns you into a cat! I wish I didn't live in the US!
granted,but you live in iraq where you get killed by terrorists.
i wish for wish that i wish i have a fish was not a wish.(beat that!)
Granted. But your wishiful-wishing wishing wish has wishingly whished to a wish.
I wish for some sleep. =_=
Granted, but in your sleep terrorists steal your liver.
I wish that Jack didnt have any weapons.
Granted but the weapons were given to me. hehe
I wish Shoop Da Whoop was real.
Granted. I grab one and blast you off the face of the Earth.
I wish more people would post in TCW3! >:-D
Granted but now sony, microsoft and nintendo announce that they will not make more consoles and will start doing carpets so the threads looses interest : P
I wish for my own nuclear armed satellite!
Granted, but it destroys the earth.
I wish I was dead.
Granted, but... you're dead. And I [spoiler]teabag[/spoiler] you.
I wish that nobody could move except me and anyone I wanted to. And I had food and shtuff.
granted, but it whoevr cant move stares at you so long you kill yourself of fearWish; i wish they brought out a JC Avatar pack...
Granted, its announced in 2011 for LBP 2. But Sony decides to delay it til 2031, in time for LBP 6, on the PlayStation 5.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sureshot51
I wish for great artist skills.
Granted, but you go Van Gogh on yourself and cut off your ear... and vital organs...
I wish that my wish would not be granted.
Grante...Wait a minute..AHHHHHHH *head implodes*
I wish that the LBP2 demo could be released sooner.
Granted but the tutorials are in Japanese .
I wish I had a billion US dollars.
granted but U.S.A changed their currency and no bank will give you a the new one.
i wish for the lbp2 demo to be delayed like the game was >: D hahaha!
Granted, but you become hated by the world.
I wish I could use the popit in real life. :O
Granted. Unfortunately, the popit is a bright, blinding pink, and you can't change the color.
I wish for x-ray vision.
granted but you can only see through old people clothes.
I wish that I would win the LBPC Roast contest with my Roast of Morgana25 and I win the 70 PSN dollars Lockstitch is giving away :)
Granted. However, Lockstitch confuses the entries and instead gves it to damaz10 for his Roast of me. :p
I wish I could recover my old steamboat...
Granted, but it has become actual steam.
I wish for a toilet. Not to use, just to sit on.
Granted. It consumes your butt as you take a seat on it. You are now buttless.
I wish I had more time to do what I like doin'.
Granted , but you soon get bored.
I wish I had a perfect life!
You do, but then you die because then lifeīs got no propouse.
I wish i had a wish better than this.
Granted, but the wish you got was that you wished you never had a wish so technically it isn't granted but it is
I wish I had the LBP2 BETA
Granted, but you already do sou your wish xplodes, so does your computer and your PS3.
I wish I had a lobster for dinner daily!
Granted but its still alive.
I wish the USA didnt change the TSA rules. :(
Granted, but then the TSA makes worse rules...
I wish I had a sack pet!
Granted! ( curse you ALEXhatena and your lightning fast posting ) But Your "Sack pet" has rabies and murders you in your sleep. BUB-BYE
I wish I could have followed The Affected's last wish
Granted, but you get affected too...
I wish I had LBP2 Beta...
Granted, but you get it as soon as LBP2 is released.
I wish that nobody will respond to my wish. ...poop.
Granted, but someone has to awnser it, so...... *head explodes*
I wish i had my head back...
granted, but it's upside down.
I wish to fart again.
Granted, but itīs gonna be a smelly one.
I wish my head wasnīt upside down.
granted now its backwards.
i wish i was a blacksmith
Granted, then you incidentally hit your hand with a hammer.
I wish my body was backwards, so my head wasnīt backwards because of TheAffected
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Recieving wish description...
Processing wish description: "I wish my body was backwards, so my head wasn't backwards because of TheAffected"
Processing wish....
Attempting to grant wish.....
ERROR: A virus has been detected!
Warning: virus is infecting wish granting abilities!
NOTIFICATION: virus identified as: "Wish granting disorder virus, created by Black265's imaginary evil clone. Notification brought to you by Black265's imaginary evil clone's EvilAde Energy Drink, Unleash the Darkness within!"
Attempting to delete virus......
Deletion failed.
.......
No virus detected.
Attempting to grant wish........
Wish granting completed!
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Wish: "I wish my hair was red, so my hair looks different from TheAffected's hair" has been granted.
:)
I wish my computer's internet works.
(I'm using my brother's computer for now)
Granted, but your computer and everything that uses internet in your house explodes.
I wish i had a taco...
Granted, but the cheese is actually molten magma.
I wish I had more games that are compatible with the Playstation Move!
But, I donīt like my taco with cheese... I prefer birria tacos... (birria is like meat in itīs own juice)Quote:
Originally Posted by Black265
You do, but your PSMove controller fell and broke into 1,000 pieces.
I wish MapleStory was downloaded already...
Congrats , it downloaded but it turned out to be a corrupt data file... and a virus :p
I wish lbp2 wasnt incredably buggy