Granted! Only I have no idea what that is so here's a regular tub...
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I wish Stephen Fry was my friend.
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Granted! Only I have no idea what that is so here's a regular tub...
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I wish Stephen Fry was my friend.
Granted, but the friendship soon ends when he punches you in the face.
I wish I had the best Super Power, and that I can control it properly!
granted! but you die after each time you use the super form.
i have no wish! HAH! beat that!
I wish that last guy had a wish
Granted, but his wish was to save the world from global warming. To do that he ended up killing all humans.
I wish for a Taco
granted. you choke on it
i wish my LBP2 collecters edition came early
granted but the codes are fake and the disk is not lbp its some ps1 game.
i wish for tea made of lava.
(Too easy)
granted but before you can even take a sip of it it melts the tea cup and burns your genit- genital YOUR PRIVATE PARTS. (can't spell genitalia)
I wish that I get immunity from getting bad wishes.
Granted, but you are also immune to good wishes.
So no immortality, no large amount of money, etc etc
Wish!? wish for something!
Oh right.
I wish I had of made a wish.
granted but its not possible to wish :P
I wish i flew all the way into space never to be seen again.
(where did i fly into :3)
Granted, you flew straight up Uranus :3
I wish-- Wait!!
Limesta- you forgot to make a wish. I'll assume you are wishing that you didn't forget to make a wish.....again.
Granted, but you forget to make a wish the next time you corrupt someone else's wish.
I wish I didn't feel so lazy right now.
........zzzzZZZZZZ.............zzzzzZZZZZZZ.....*A wakens* Demonic Kumquat!!! Oh, I was just dreaming about the Hobgoblin from Spider-Man 2099. Spider-Man once called Hobgoblin: The Demonic Kumquat!
Granted, but now you are never lazy you decide to get a job and live life to its fullest, and YOU NEVER PLAY LBP AGAIN!
I wish I could remember to wish after corrupting ones wish :(
Granted, but you forget to make a wish after corrupting someone else's wish at an unexpected time, could be next year, could be next month, could be next week!
I wish there was more time for me to play everyday. (So many games that I want to play, so little time)
Granted but you become blind and deaf.
I wish to have a corrupted wish.
Granted, but you didn't really specify what kind of corrupted wish you wanted so: You are given an expensive treadmill for free! It has a cup holder, a speed adjuster, and it can burn calories at an unbelievable rate! But as you take it inside your house, you fall and break your legs, rendering you unable to use the treadmill.
I wish I had 2 PS3 consoles, so my brother and I don't have to take turns at the PS3.
granted, but then your brother dies :( (just a game, no harfull intetions)
i wish my laptop gets virus-free FOREVER!
Granted, but your laptop becomes weaker against heat, so it catches fire the next time you use it.
I wish a store that sells all kinds of chocolate would be constructed near the McDonalds in the town I live in.
It's built in the kitchen, but the fryer heat melts all the chocolate AND since it is in the kitchen, where only employees are allowed, it goes out of business.
I wish the infinite loading glitch gets fixed now, not later. And that nothing bad happens to stop me from playing LBP2.
Granted, but you get bored with it, and then want to play something else... Then you get sniped by a ninja...
I wish I could go back home :D
Granted, but your parents ain't home.
I wish for rocket-powered wheelchair.
Granted, but the thrusters are too strong and instead of levitating up the up the stairs you get launched through the roof.
I wish for an alien to bring me cakes from outer space.
Granted, but the cake is A LIE.
I wish for a corrupt wish.
I hate it when cakes lie!
Talking of corruption...
I wish LittleBigPartner would disappear, taking corporate advertising out of LBP and restoring integrity to MM. (This wish aught to get a fiery response!)
granted, but a new LBP advertising company comes up.
i wish that LBP2 didnt freeze very much.
Granted, but instead of LBP2 getting freezed.
You'll get freezed and wake up in the year 3011 XD
I wish that I have the best PC in the world!
Granted, but It still can't run Crysis.
I wish for an ability to do Falcon Punch.
Granted but your hair catches on fire each time you do. ( nice F-zero reference)Quote:
Originally Posted by Coconuts
I wish my wife wouldn't give me the "evil eye" every time I play LBP
Granted.
But then she comes to love the game, steals it from you, and hogs it all the time. Then you and my husband form a support group for men whose wives have stolen their video games.
I wish for a real cakenator, right in my kitchen.
Granted, but you´re allergic to Von Battysphere´s Jelly.
I wish I wasn´t raining at torrents outside...
Granted, but instead of raining torrents it is now raining hornets...your gonna need a new unbrella...
I wish I could understand why people dont like puns anymore...
Granted, but now people love puns, and overuse them, and you get tired of them.
I wish, I wish I was a fish.
Granted, but you're a fish infected with the Naux glitch, so you drown!
I wish that harm done by any wishes will be permanently undone and that any future harm is permanently prevented! Oh yea, and that nothing corrupt can come of this or any other wishes or events ;)
Granted, but nothing happens afterwards. Plus Mm patched the Naux glitch :D
I wish Nintendo would buy Rareware back from Micro$oft so Rare can make bloody good games again.
Granted, but Chuck Norris will show up and destroy your wish with his roundhouse kick.
I wish for a bionic arm.
Granted but it has a mind of its own and kills you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coconuts
I wish for a lawyer to uncorrupt this wish.
Granted, but it costs you a load of money.
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.
Granted. But, You forget right away what it was and it bugs you not remembering what it was for all time to come.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesDNaux
I wish for a happy rainbow colored Clown to be king.