Granted, but clowns are evil. And this clow is It.
I wish I could make a wish.
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Granted, but clowns are evil. And this clow is It.
I wish I could make a wish.
Granted. but they never will come true no matter how many you make.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesDNaux
I Wish the earth would turn in to an apple.
Granted, but then I eat it.
I wish to end world hunger.
Granted, but this is because everyone is now dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesDNaux
I wish, for an flying pirate ship.
Granted. But it's the Buccaneer, and it's captained by Admiral Razorbeard and his bloodthirsty horde of robo-pirates... and your now a slave onboard.
I wish to revive everyone on Earth.
Granted, but now everyone got infected and became zombies :U
I wish it was easier for us to visit other planets (ones without killer aliens or toxic conditions)
Granted, But you end up in a faulty cryosleep capsule
I wish I had Vegan Superpowers
Granted. You are now Jewish against your own will.
I wish for the ability to shoot lasers... from my butt.
Granted. But the lasers only make people sing annoying Disney songs when hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
I wish for a herd of Penguins that can do the Hokey pokey~
You are trampled painfully to death by dancing penguins.
I wish to be able to move lamps with my mind.
Granted. When you try to move lamps with your mind, they fly against your face. Ouch!
I wish I could have an Minecraft premium account. :)
Granted. The entry fee is $159.99, and the following payments are $79.99 a month. In short, you get so deep into debt that you become an indentured servant for the company.
I wish it'd stop raining. ;_;
Granted. But now it's snowing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
I wish We all became ponies from (my little ponies) LOLz~
Granted. You're the dead one. (Oh, and thanks for jinxing me- it IS gonna snow here after all O_o)
I wish I don't die too early in LBPC Mafia...
You never die and spend your entire life playing it.
I wish to live in space.
You drift and float around aimlessly. Never talking to anyone, thing, or something. The sun then grabs you by its gravitational pull and a small puff of smoke appears.
I wish I knew what everyone was thinking.
Granted. Now you can't get their perverted thoughts out of your head.
I wish it didn't snow here... 'cuz I'm freezing my *** off.
Granted. but now it's raining again, and will do so everyday for a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
i wish i was not the "dead pony"
You are the leprosy pony.
I wish for more ice cream for orphans.
Granted. But these orphans are vampires, and the ice cream is made with your blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by thecatreturns123
i wish i was a not dead, not dieing, not sick, healthy Pony. >:'C
Wish granted, but soon scientists find you out and do experiments on you; trying to find out how you're alive.
I wish Fume (The person that owns the account that posted the 1 post above this post) could never ever ever, in any circumstance, wish to be a pony in any way unless I say otherwise!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA >:-D
granted. because,Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish i was a 300 foot tall all powerful dragon overlord and your all my loyal minions.
Granted, but 301 foot tall all powerful tiger foils your evil plans.
I wish for an ability to create LBP levels in my head in split-second and publish those levels in LBP2.
Granted. You are now the proud owner of every terrible level in the game. :D
I wish I had the fastest internet in the world.
it breaks the speed of light and you inadvertently end the universe.
I wish to photosynthesise.
Granted. You'll now get skin cancer 100 times faster than normal.
I wish they made an anime of Scott Pilgrim.
Granted You make it and it sucks so bad you get trolled by everyone,
I wish i could edit my own genes
Granted. you edit your genes and turn your self in to a mindless blob by mistake.Quote:
Originally Posted by KernelM
I wish for a Evil Taco~
Granted.......The Taco enslaves everyone including you, and the world is being controlled by a legion of Tacos.
I wish for a crime fighting burrito.
Granted, but it's not tasty.
I wish for an air hockey table.
Granted. A delivery truck comes to your home and drops off a package. You open the package and inside is a graph of air hockey table sales.
I wish I had a billion real dollars that in no way negatively affected me or anyone else.
Granted, but they drop it on your house, the weight of a billion dollars crushing it.
I wish I could cast the spell Ultima.
YAY. I just buy a bigger house anyways. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Fang
Granted. You now have Ultima in whatever version of Final Fantasy you play.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fang
...your wish must be to wish for nothing. All your stuff now disappears. :p
I wish for a flying whale.
Spoiler - Granted
I wish to be a male pony.
Granted. You have switched bodies with a pony. Coincidentally, you are also a pony that has been sent to the glue factory..... O.O
I wish my last wish was to never go poor.
Granted, your last wish was to never be poor, but Fang still corrupts it :P
I wish for permanent world peace, 0% crime rates, and everybody lives great lives....
And then I murder them all. Nobody stops me, and I get no injuries.
Granted, but then a warm hole opens up due to you creating a paradox. :boo:
I wish no one else could grant wishes but me! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :p
Granted, but a rebel army led by angry birds sticks a controllinator in your brain, brainwashing you to grant the wish of allowing anyone grant wishes again.
I wish that I could find and wield Excalibur.
Granted, but you aren't going to be able to do much with a plastic sword.
I wish for a magic banana.