Granted, but it comes alive and then bananas become the dominant species of Earth just like that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode....
I wish for a wish that I can wish for a wish for a wish.
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Granted, but it comes alive and then bananas become the dominant species of Earth just like that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode....
I wish for a wish that I can wish for a wish for a wish.
Granted..... You are now dead. The wish that was wished by the wish that wished for you to have a wish that made a wish was for you to be dead.
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted, the wish you thought of was to be able to fly towards the sun.
I wish for a Phoenix Down.
Wish granted. A giant phoenix crashes into the earth and esplodes everybodies!!!!!!!! MUHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! (Mispellings and all) And I know what a PD is.
I wish I could live forever.
Granted, but the only way to do that is to turn you into a zombie, so you are. :p
I wish some more people will come in here! >.<
Granted, but they are all Twilight and Justin Bieber fans.
I wish Nintendo made a Zelda game about what happened to Navi.
Granted, but her constant "HEY!" annoys one person who ends up going on a killing spree. His calling card is saying "HEY!" before he kills you. XD
I wish they would start making good Zelda games for the PS3.
Granted, but Link is no longer the main character - Sackboy is.
I wish Sackbots could go in water.
Wish granted. Not only do they die when touching water, but your system gets the YLOD. :boo:
I wish we could have a first person mode in LBP2 that wouldn't cause any problems.
Wish granted, but they soon build a strategic underwater base and enslave the sackboy race.
I wish I had more hearts on LBP.
SNIPED: Wish granted, but then the 2.5D support must go with the arrival of first person.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
granted, but by the time you do the genie had become bored and left
I wish I could teleport through time and space
Granted, but then you get sent to the afterlife dimension.
I wish I had the skills of a musical genius...
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Originally Posted by biorogue
Granted. A black hole opens up and sucks in everybody.
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Originally Posted by booXely
AWE... BOOOOOOO. I wish you got the post before me. Your granting was better. The wind messed with my trajectory.
LOL. XD OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
I've been shot. Good bye cruel world.
Granted, but only you see yourself as a genius, making everyone else go death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fang
I wish I had the power to duplicate myself.
...you're wishing for nothing again. You lose your stuff AGAIN. :p
I wish my last wish was granted.
There's a wish there.
Wish granted, but your duplicate kills you and the duplicate can no longer duplicate cause YOU had the duplicating power.
I wish I could be Deadpool, the Marvel character FROM THE COMICS (as in not from the movie)!
But if it was a duplicate of me, wouldn't he still have the power? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by BloodShot9001
Wish granted, you no longer can control yourself due to all the different things happening to you. You go crazy and start killing.
I wish I had an endless supply of non-perishable burgers and I chose when to eat them.
Granted, but the burgers were soooooo delicious you couldn't help but take one after another, thus causing you to get fat and explode of Extreme Burger Ingestion.
I wish I was allowed to plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.
Granted, you can now plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.
I wish I knew the funniest joke.
Granted, you knew the funniest joke. But you already heard it, so it wasn't that funny any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish you wouldn't make a wish.
Granted, but since you happen to be looking at a reflective screen, you accidentally cast the wish onto yourself. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
I wish LBPC was made into the home page for LBP.
Granted, but now we can't get to our levels on our moons because the homepage is now LBPC.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wash... uh, I mean... I with... or... what the... oh no, I can't make a wish!! Well, I know what to do...
I request that my old wish was undone!
Request denied!!! Your genie sees no reason to grant wishes for you now.
I wish everybody could grant wishes again.
Wish granted (yay), but now every Twilight fan is wishing to be married to either Edward or Jacob, causing mass hysteria everywhere as to who is married to who... **** Twilight fans...
I wish LBP created the next big creator/level pack (like MGS or Pirates which came with expansions).
Granted, but it's the Justin Beiber Fan Pack!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!
I wish I had the powers of a Alchemist (From Full-metal Alchemist) and knew how to use the powers.
Granted, but due to your urge for power, you eventually try to transmute a dead body into a real person, but in turn lose your arm and your loved one! Nice job, commiting the deepest taboo of alchemy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish I could forever be with Vic Mignogna (which is big since I'm not *** XD).
(BTW I love FMA! I like Brotherhood more so than the original, but both are AWESOME!!)
Wish granted. But soon he makes some...."advances" on you.....Let's just say, you've been missing for a year now..... XD
I wish my PS3 would never break down.
Trust me, I'd like it if Vic kept me for a year -_^ XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
-ahem- anyways... Granted, but your PS3 breaks UP after.
I wish Movie Cameras worked the way I want them to.
Oh, did I mention they found your severed arm a few miles from his house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodShot9001
Granted, but every time you try to mess with a camera, your PS3 gets the YLOD from all the lagggggg......
I wish I had a light saber that couldn't harm me or anyone I didn't want to hurt.
Granted, but you don't have the batteries and such to power such a futuristic and complex device... wait, it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away >.> Well, complex stands on it's own.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish bacon lasted forever <3
Granted, now bacon is never digested and stays inside of you for all eternity!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I wish I owned a crime fighting ferret.
Granted, but it beats you up since it considers you a villain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish you wouldn't make a wish.
Did you just make it where you can't make a wish again? (It was granted and that's a rhetorical question)
I wish I had the real holy grail.
Granted, you tried to drink from it, but it dissolved in the liquid
I wish that we lived in a mirrored universe, where this game isn't Corrupt wishes, it's Grant Wishes
Granted. Your new name is 666Hemot and in this new universe you wished that this thread was Corrupt wishes and so an infinite paradox occurs. Thus no one ever getting wishes corrupted or granted.
I wish I had a real pair of grabinators. Able to lift anything I wanted.
Granted, but after a few uses they malfunctioned. It also happened that at this time you were showing off, and you were carrying the CN Tower. You were then crushed by the building and we all lived happily ever after.
I wish this :) was a :(
Granted, but now your wish says, "I wish this :( was a:)." So, yet again, you have created a paradox. :p
I wish I had an endless supply of spaghetti!!!
granted but it goes to your thighs and then you blow up...
i wish i wasn't wanted all over the world!!!
Granted, now no one wants you. Not much corruption needed there.
I wish 2012 WAS actually the end of the world.
Granted, but since you started the apocalypse soo early, you're the only one that's left... Along with the murderers and convicts of the like.
I wish I could control water.