Granted, but Chuck Norris arrives. Freeing Jack and Round house kicking you. So yea......
I wish I were an Oscar-Myer wiener.
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Granted, but Chuck Norris arrives. Freeing Jack and Round house kicking you. So yea......
I wish I were an Oscar-Myer wiener.
Granted, but no woman wants to have THAT wiener in them.
I wish yo momma jokes and that's what she said jokes weren't said as often as they are.
Granted, but thus begins the rise of outdated internet memes.
I wish I could time travel and go back to when my grandma was born kill her and not dissapear.
MY GOD!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?Quote:
Originally Posted by Phazerz123
Granted, but then you live out the rest of your days haunted by your grandmother.
I wish Inan was back.
What happened to him? Where is he? :boo:
Anyways, granted - he's back, but for some unknown reasons, you have to leave us for a while. :(
I wish I would know what happened to him.
Granted, but you forgot the second after you knew.
I wish I knew who Inan was =.=
Granted, but the spirit of my now dead grandmother haunts you and gives you alzheimerz. You ask the same question over and over again.
I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Granted, but they chuck it at your face so you learn first hand.
I wish I knew who Inan was.
Wait. What th- NO!! Now I have to wish that over and over?! CRAP! >.<
Sniped: :c
Granted, but Bloodshot and I both post to your post there fore giving you alternate ralities.
I wish the timing was better on this thread
Edit: Wait didn't you post......Mind=Blown.
Original wish stands.
Granted, now it's every hour on the hour. THATS better XD
I wish I could sing well.
Granted, but now lots of peeps will come try and get at you like crazy fangirls.
I wish that I can be a logic genius.
Granted, but now, all of your friends ask you how two sensors can move one object if only one is turned on. Each and every one will. :)
I wish that somebody would seriously tell me what happened to Inan :(
Granted, but whilst attempting to act serious your wish granter (whom ever that may be) gets trapped in a giggling fit and is unable to answer you.
I wish i had more genies therefore providing me with more wishes.
Granted, but they all corrput your wishes into something that you DON'T want.
I wish I could see the movie 2012 in the year 2013.
Granted. You get to see the movie 2012... and that's it. No one said anything about watching it.
I wish my school locker was "bolt cutters"-proof.
Granted, but that doesn't mean it's bomb proof. MUHAHAHAHA!!! *Plants bomb*
I wish I had a magical donkey that farted out rainbows.
Granted, but the smell puts you and all your loved ones in a coma.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish i was Laharl's Brother~ :p
Granted, but Etna accidentally puts YOU to sleep for all those years, allowing Laharl to rule the Overworld with an iron fist before Flonne ever comes, thereby destroying the Disgaea Universe altogether. Thanks. A. Lot.
I wish school didn't suck.
granted, but it becomes so much fun that you don't get an education and end up fighting dogs for food scraps out of dumpsters for the rest of your life.
I wish my horse wasn't so rambunctious
granted, but now he is so well-behaved that starts to speak 5 different languages, so a random rich man steals it from you just to make shows with it and win loads of money... and you get nothin', ofc :p
i wish i could be the best guitarrist in the whole world...
granted but you grow your hair out and become a hippie.
I wish for a redo on my spanish test!!!
Granted, but you fail it again. >:P
I wsih tihs snetnece wsa splleed rghit.
Granted, but during the translation to being spelled right the wish is changed to i Wish this sentence was spelled Right. So now every single last one of your posts must be read from right to left.
(owned)
I wish we were all dead. (I'm feeling mischevious this afternoon)
Granted, but a zombie casts Phoenix and revives us all while damaging you.
I wish I could summon Bahamut.
Granted, but I don't know what that is soooooo you get a walrus.
I wish someone would tell me what Bahamut was anyway.
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Granted, but your perception of correct is actually incorrect spelling, so you type everything wrong.
I wish some of the Crown Creators wern't jerks.
Grnted, but unly juan es not atall anymore watsover a herk. AN, da wrest R.
I wis dis wis wasnt curroptid end I culd spoke >.
Granted, but all the jerks of LBPC come and corrupt your life, leaving nothing but everything miserable in it.
I wish Spring Vacation started.
granted, but then you get eaten by a human-eating-flower...
i wish LBPC's adds werent so annoying...
Granted, but then everything else about LBPC get's annoying to you.
I wish for non-corruptible wishes.
Granted, but your wishes fail to comply to Thread Rules. Therefore unwishing you.
I wish to be good at creating.
Granted, you are now an expert at creating the worst levels.
I wish I had internet anywhere I go.
Granted, but you never have computers or any internet capable devices to use the internet with.
I wish my PS3 didn't SUCK!!!
Granted, it BLOWS!!!
I wish I had a laptop that never ran out of energy.
granted, but the infinite energy-battery is quite big, so now your whole PC is the size of an elefant :p
i wish i had all the reputation points in LBPC...
Granted, but everyone now sees that your levels suck.
I wish my levels in Little Big Planet 2 became and stayed as the best levels ever.
Granted, but the only way to make this happen is to drop everyones IQ points by alot. Including your own.
I wish it really was a small world afterall.
Granted, but everyone remain the same size just the world was to small for everyoneQuote:
Originally Posted by Phazerz123
then everyone flouted off in space.
I Wish Sonic would get married to Amy :kz: