Granted, but now a lawlcat is following you forevers.
Btw, my dad said the same thing about Godzilla and his kids cauing the earthquakes! XD
I wish Japan stopped having all the natural disasters.
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Granted, but now a lawlcat is following you forevers.
Btw, my dad said the same thing about Godzilla and his kids cauing the earthquakes! XD
I wish Japan stopped having all the natural disasters.
Granted, now YOUR home town is having them. :)
I wish for the IP of LBPC's Survival Server. (Minecraft.)
granted, but it's so complicated that you can't remember it all and go insane!
I wish that I could live as a young male mouse in Redwall Abbey during a peaceful time
granted, but you get eaten by a owl.Quote:
Originally Posted by daddy_doodle
I wish the guy who'll be below me, turn in to a pie~
granted, but the pie turns evil and eats you >:-D
I wish I din't get eaten by the owl :(
Granted, a rattle snake suffocates the owl in an EPIC FIGHT FOR THE AGES!!!!! TEETH, TALONS, TEETH, VENOM....... OH MY GOD!!! YOU GUYS REALLY GOT TO SEE THIS!!! IT'S AMAZING!!! IT'S .....over. OH NOHS!!! NOW THE SNAKE IS DEVOURING A POOR DEFENSELESS MOUSE!!! OMG!!! THE MOUSE JUST TOOK OUT A SMALL SWORD!!! HE'S ACTUALLY FIGHTING THE SNAKE OFF!!! OH S***, HE JUST JABBED ONE OF THE SNAKE'S EYES OUT!!!.............
It's over folks, the mouse put up a good fight, but in the end, he was just another victim to the food chain.
OH MY GAWAWAWAWD!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOUSE.....HE JUST CUT THROUGH THE SNAKE'S STOMACH!!!! WOW!!! THAT WAS AMAZING....... Good job mouse. Nice work. I hope... *slams pot onto mouse*. AHA!!! I finally got you now you little ***********.
I wish I never bought that volcano insurance.
Granted, Now you wish you HAD bought it, due to the lava on your floor.
I wish E=MC3!
Granted, but now you must explain to the science community as to how it's possible. You then have to rewrite every book in history that had to do with E=mc2.
I wish I could run as fast as Flash without any repercussions.
Granted, but now you're a girl called "Flash Girl" and people keep telling you to flash them as you go by.
I wish I could teleport, had a healing factor, was skilled with all weapons, could talk in many dialects, was still a guy, and was crazy enough to break the 4th wall (as in "of the universe")! Oh, and had an awesome Deadpool outfit that fit me!
Granted, but Chuck Norris feels a disturbence in the epicness. He destroys you. Nothing compares to Chuck Norris.
I wish Brittney, Jeanie, Andrea, Meagan, Crystal, Aubri, Maggie, the other Meagan, Selena Gomez, all Loved me. :D
granted, but they all fight over you and kill each other!
NOW, I wish I hadn't been eaten by the owl, killed by the snake, or get killed by a human
Granted, You get Roundhouse-Kicked by chuck norris
I wish they all came back to life and just took turns. :D
granted, but they return as one eyed zombies (wich are quite ugly) so... yeah, congratz on flirting with zombies, that is what you get :p
i wish i was powerfull enought to kill once and for all chuck norris!
Impossible. Wishing privledges revoked until next post.
I wish they were all Hot again.
Granted, they're now on fire. WAHOO!!! FLAMING ZOMBIES!!!
I wish the post below this one was only 3 words long and I had a billion dollars.
$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$
I wish they were Hot as in ASDSFASDF not flames.
Granted, they are guys.
I wish I struck oil legally.
Granted, but Money can't buy you love.
I wish they we're FEMALE Babes........NO WAIT
Granted, but now you have female versions of Babe Ruth who also can't use apostrophes correctly. :p (we're)Quote:
Originally Posted by Phazerz123
I wish I had 22 tacos.
GRANTED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! (You totally saw this coming or not) But they are all now female pigs. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?!?!?! lol
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO GET SHOT!!!
Granted, but they are all evil tacos from the 375-ytz sector.
I wish I could never lose my money in any sense.
Granted, but you never realized it was all monopoly money. I can't believe you didn't check...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
I wish the text in the post below this was blue.
YES!!! Not only did I strike oil, but I am also the Monopoly Champion of the World!!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by WoodburyRaider
Granted, now I also feel very calm for some reason..... Almost a calming blue feeling.
I wish I could stop time with no repercussions.
Granted, but once you stopped time you figured out you couldn't restart it.
I WILL NOT DIE AGAIN!
I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me! Try and con me out of my life now >:-D
Let's see....... hehe....... A scientist captures you and does some experiments on you. He is trying to figure out how you keep coming alive, so he drugs you with some tranquilizers but accidentally gave you too much. Now you are in a coma for the rest of your life.
>:D BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I am the ONLY one that found the fountain of youth, never forgot it's location, know everything about it, and it never ran out of water. That way, I can keep it from being destroyed, me accidentally misusing it, and so no one else can discover it.
Granted, but while you're on your way to it, something squashes you. :D Maybe a giant rock? Oh yeah, it's a giant rock now. :)
I wish I'd have more ice. Delicious ice which doesn't kill me or something. :)
=DQuote:
Originally Posted by iArekusu
Granted, but the taste is so delicious and refreshing that you can't taste anything, not even your delicious ice anymore. :p
I wish I could "accidently" trip over daddy_doodle's plug (he's in a coma). See what I did there? I sacrificed myself for the greater good :p jokes..
Granted, but the mighty gravity "accidently" plugs it back.
I wish for a monkey, that's not a gorilla or baboon.
granted, congratz you re now th proud owner f a wild male adult monkey, that keeps destroying yor house and making poos everywere :)
i wish all my underwear was made of pure gold, a special gold that i flexible, undistructible and cant get on fire... oh, and i ish they never get dirty too!
Granted, they can't come off. You wet yourself. >.<
I wish for the power to eat arsenic.
granted you are poisoned by normal food,
I wish Jurrasic Park 2 wasn't rubbish...
Granted, but now the first one is, causing the whole Jurassic Park series to be super unpopular. :(
I wish some people could play Monster Hunter Freedom Unite with me via Ad Hoc Party. :p
Granted, they use the server to hack your account. Your new username is Sir mrmcshirptume.
I wish I had the Holy Grail.
Granted, but then a boulder falls and blocks the only opening. Now you ask yourself...."Was it worth it?"
I wish I could type a lot faster.
Granted, but now you always make typos and have a hard time typing passwords in. You're typing fast - too fast for yourself! ;)
I wish it wouldn't be that late already. :p
Granted, it's 3:54 where I am. :D
I wish I had a shovel.
Granted, but there's a hole in it. :p
I wish I wouldn't cough all the time. :p
Granted, you now have Squirrel AIDS.
I wish I could fly first class.
Granted, but you crash. Ouch! :p
I wish I would know if there actually IS such thing as Squirrel AIDS. Sounds disgusting.
Granted. But that's Hardly age apropriate. Now the likelyhood of you surviving the next week without atleast an Impermanet ban is Slim. :D
I wish for candy.
Nooooooo D:
Granted, but it's filled with poison :( Revenge!
I wish I wouldn't get banned... :frightened: