Sorry, only CC can Grant that.
Actually I meant that Babe in my School Candy.
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Sorry, only CC can Grant that.
Actually I meant that Babe in my School Candy.
You have a school named Candy? And it has its own Babe pig? What kind of school do you go to?
No no I mean there's a Female Human Babe in my School.
I wish you had made a wish.
Granted, but my wish was "I wish YOU had made a wish."
I wish to go to the same school Phazerz goes to, because apparently it's made of candy and has pigs.
Granted, but he's on Spring Break. So schools Closed. Also, you're under arrest for stalking.
I wish Brittney would stop texting me by now.
Granted, but then she calls you and won't stop.
I wish I had the power to go invisible.
Granted, but (you really should have seen this coming) you can't turn visible again, oh noes :(.
OR fall into coma's, or any other medical induced hazards, I will not be defeated!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by daddy_doodle
Why would I want to be visible again? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by daddy_doodle
Sparta has failed you. As you are sitting in a chair, a random wormhole opens up and swallows you, sending you into the sun. >:DQuote:
Originally Posted by daddy_doodle
I wish the post above me had a wish...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
Granted, cryogen’s new wish is “i wish woodburyraider was a carrot FOREVER!!! >:D “ (sorry (carrot) dude, but it is cryogen’s fault, not mine :( )
I wish I could control everyone’s mind, oh, and I wish this super-power never originated a sickness in my brain (yay, now everyone will obey me :D)
Granted, the power is so great your head explodes.
I wish I had AA batteries that never ran out of power.
Granted, but all electrical appliances on earth begin useing Carbon Nanotubes.
I wish for the ability to repeat myself without knowing it.
Granted, but everyone thinks you are now stupid and hate you now.
I wish someone would give me a cool looking 3D layer gun! =D
granted, but it is out of ammo
I wish I had a GAU-8
Granted, but it stands for "God's Almighty Urine."
I wish my wish was a wish that could not be affected by wishes.
Ummmmmm......Granted?
I wanna wish upon a star and wake up were the clouds are Far. Behind, me.
Granted, but you're up above the clouds and looking at the sky so they are behind you, and now you are falling... falling... falling... until you die with a splat.
I wish a NEW person would get on this thread! =D
granted, it isnt actually "nosemomkey" who is typing right now, it is is brother "nosemonkey" :p
/nosemomkey-again
i wish i had a smoke bomb...
Granted, but it's a Cigarett, and there's no Light for you.
I wish Nosemom/nkey would quit smoking.
Granted, but it's too late and you ended up dying from second-hand smoke.
I wish carrots were actually completely normal people except for the fact that they eat nosemomkeys and that one carrot in particular already ate a certain nosemomkey causing him to die. (keys that look like noses owned by your mom???? lol)
granted, but it mistakes you for a "nosemomkey" and eats you to.
I wish that I can't be sucked into wormholes, black holes, etc..., either.
I'm going to keep doing this until my one wish stay's (relatively) un-corrupted
Granted, but you were spit out of one into a different universe and a dinosaur tripped and fell over you - since you were so small - and the fungus that was rubbed on your face by his (or her) pinky toenail resulted in you fainting. You end up waking up in this alternate universe (where none of your wishes apply) at around the same time as this one, and happen to be seen as a second-class citizen by the now dominant civilization of Sackboys. They treat you like a dog, but with no respect. Since, in this universe their language is different, from now instead of posting "I wish," you must post, "I am stupid and hope..."Quote:
Originally Posted by daddy_doodle
:p Best of luck pal
I wish none of this...stuff can happen to me and that whoever posts below me can be feeling nice.
Time for revenge >: D
Granted, you're no longer affected by any wishes, and live out a life so boring that you commit suicide! I granted the first part of your wish first so the second one didn't apply
I wish that I hadn't originally fallen into the wormhole, and I'm able to do this because I woke up from the fungus induced dream! HA!!!
Lol. Granted, but then Chuck Norris creates a warm-hole that sucks you up and shoots you into a poisonous cloud that puts you into a coma. Then a doctor operates on you trying to save you, but a random pack of wild animals, "The Pack", devour your body.
You never said the other wishes applied. >:D
I wish Invader Zim would have new episodes.
Granted, but the original creators aren't making them, therefore now the episodes fail.
I wish for a nice warm delicious and safe to eat taco.
Granted, but someone scares you and you choke to death
I wish that there wasn't a poisonous gas cloud, and I fell to earth unharmed, and if anybody tried to kill me I would defeat them
Granted, but Chuck Norris comes to kill you as Chuck Norris is no mere person, as he is a divine entity who must take on a human form so as to not obliterate our heads.
I wish Chuck Norris and I were best friends!
Granted, but it turns out it really wasn't Chuck Norris. Then the real Chuck Norris comes in and breaks your face because he doesn't like when people don't realize whether it's the real Chuck Norris or not.
I wish the reply to this wish couldn't corrupt this wish and that I was immortal.
Granted. It doesn't corrupt the wish.. but it does corrupt your PS3, thus making you lose all of the data you've pooled over the years.
I wish we went back to standard time already...
Granted, but you've already gotten to the time so well that now you can't adjust. Oh and your clocks are broken :p
I wish for some hot sauce.
Granted, it burns your mouth off.
I wish for Love. (with a Female whos name could Range from Brittney to Meagan. Who's my age......whom likes long walks on the beach and guys that try but arn't necessarily the smoothest person on the earth.........*CRIES WHO LIKES ME FOR WHO I AM)
Granted, but she's a complete ***** that everyone hates and takes advantage of you.
I wish people would quit the wanting romance and love wishes (no offense, sorry).
Granted, but you never find love.
I wish My newest level would get world wide applause.
Granted, but only one person from each country applauds it and the rest of the billions of people who play it "dislike" it and rant on the comments saying it's terrible. (No offense to your level, I haven't played it).
I wish that ketchup wasn't red, but an off pink so that it looked red, but everyone knows it's really just pink.
Granted, but now those stupid "manly" people don't use ketchup, and sales in ketchup fall, thereby making ketchup non-existant any more... poor pink ketchup...
I wish that the next post sensors every other word.
Granted, but then I make a court case about it; saying that it denies my freedom of speech. Then I sue your *** for every penny and then donate it to charity.
I wish I had a Wacky Inflatable Arm-flailing Tube-man.
Granted, but it's fat and doesn't really move all that muc, so it just looks like an inflatable... thing.
I wish I had bacon. Mmmmmm.......... bacon... ^_^
Granted, but it's made from the next pig I see......
I wish Bloodshot was a pig. >:D
Granted, But it´s actually a hog... and kills you...
I wish i could play Pokémon White version!
Granted, but then a random hog keeps stealing it from you.
I wish I could control the air.