Granted. It turns into ice and turns frozen solid, freezing to your... that's as far as I'll take it. Weirdo. :moody:
I wish they made more MLP episodes with Apple Jack in it.
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Granted. It turns into ice and turns frozen solid, freezing to your... that's as far as I'll take it. Weirdo. :moody:
I wish they made more MLP episodes with Apple Jack in it.
Granted, he's now in every MLP thing ever.
I wish I could admit my undying affection of Brittney, Alyssa, etc.
Granted, but as you utter the first words, a piano falls on you, killing you in the most horrific way possible.
I wish any wishes couldn't affect me negatively.
Granted, but you didnt wish for anything, so nothing happens.
I wish that a meteor would fall and destroy the entire planet of Earth.
Granted, but it only hits you, killing you, and creates a crater about a yard long.
I wish anyone's wish(es) couldn't negatively effect anyone.
Granted, but now it effects anytwoinstead of anyone.
I wish I had a job at Giant, the super-market, near my house, the one next to Target.
Granted, Congrajulations The new Mascot!
I wish you all would notice.........I HAVE A 54E=43487137612493564321789 GF!!!!!!!
Granted... we all simultaneously punch you in the face for making us read that. Now you owe us cookies.
I wish that I felt good after 1 hour of sleep, and not feel like crap.
Granted, now you wake up after an hour and feel good for about 5 seconds. Then you get super sleepy but can't fall asleep for some reason.
I wish this red cup in front of me would turn green.
granted sadly enough you get color blind
i wish the girl i love loves me too
Granted, but she's already got a boyfriend. A boyfriend with muscles. and a long beard.
I wish for pair of rocket boots.
Granted, but on take-off they malfunction and explodes your feets. :3
I wish I had the greatest vision in the world.
granted but your stuck in a desert with constant sandstorms
i wish i had this cool new NGP thingy with lbp psp 2
Granted. But The Game Comes With No UMD
I Wish That For once My Girlfriend Notices My New Muscles!
granted but you get addicted to fatty food and you get sooo fat you arent able to move any more and she breaks up with you >=D
i wish for this guy to break up with her and then she falls in love with me again (see post above)Quote:
Originally Posted by Coconuts
Granted, but then a silent ninja impales you with his sword through your face and she leaves you for him.
I wish Nysudyrgh couldn't make any more wishes about love. >=D
granted now i wish for you to get stabbed by that ninja muhahahaha
i wish you were stabbed by that ninja >=D
Granted, but he only got stabbed by a rubber sword, so he ends up being fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by nysudyrgh
I wish for a pet ninja~
granted sadly enough he was ran over by a car
i wish for a bag of ships,really im starving :p
Granted, but you get splinters all in your mouth. >=D
I wish I could solve any equation.
granted but when you use that power you will get uncontrolable headaches causing you to get crazy and they lock you up
i wish someone checked out my location and lol'd at it
Granted, I lol'd. Of course, I'm in a nut house now and will laugh at a roach on the floor.
I wish I could, chuck a buck at a duck, with luck I unstuck a buck from muck that's yuck.
granted, but the the Dear (AKA buck) you tossed gets mad at you for killing his best friend the duck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryogen
i wish Foooorrr..... a living tall hat~
Granted, but you walk under a fan and it gets angries ats yous. it yells, " BLAWABAMAFAKA!!!" and then eats you... "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM".
I wish I had the power to walk through walls.
Granted, You can no longer stand on Floors, Thus falling through the earths core forever
I wish i could teleport.
Granted, but you teleport next to me in the Earth's core, but you boil alive.
I wish I could fly as well as go through walls.
granted you fly and fly and fly and then you get into the stratosphere and run out of oxyen >=D
i wish the PSP-side stops dying
Granted the rest of the site dies...
I wish I was heat resistant as well as being able to teleport..
you teleport again not in the earth core but ................................... into an iceberg >=D
i wish for a cow who makes chocolate milk
it's mixed with a Chunky Brown substance............hehe
I wish the Killjoys would accept me in their on going quest to Make some noise.
yea granted but you guys all get deaf HAHA
i wish for some candys
I LOVE CANDIES
Granted, but you can't eat 'em so you must make love with those candies.
*insert 70s erotic music here*
I wish for real lightsaber.
granted you cut your arm off.
I wish Alyssa made more sence.
granted but then you stop making sence
i wish i had a rabbit in a hatt
Granted, but it's the Monty Rabbit... >:D
Spoiler - ***SPOILER ALERT***
I wish I had some of that nice voice recognition software that types what you say.
Granted but it also does what you think and you get arrested for blowing up a small town.
I wish i didn't laugh at Cryogens signature.
Granted... You go blind... X_x
I wish my sig was funnier.
Granted, All the puppies in the world die and the world is over run with Cats who develop Sentience and Opposable thumbs then take out humans one by one
I wish i didn't have to Breath or Eat.
Granted, you die from starvation of oxygen... AKA suffocation.
I wish I was unaffected by temperatures.
Granted, You are affected severely by everything else
I wish i could live Anerobically...