Corrupt Wishes

granted. but I did not.

I wish my cat would get out of my bed!

Granted, but now your Cat is on your head!! :p I wish I could fly..

Granted, you now have the AMAZING CONFABULOUS FANTASTISTICULOUS ABILITY TO TURN INTO A FLY!!!!
(but a newspaper comes out of nowhere and *SPLAT!!!*)

I wish I could control anything.

wish Granted, But my dead cats name is "Anni thing"

I wish I had another wish.

Granted, I give you another wish :p I wish I could transform into Chloe Sullivan :D

granted but someone steals my front door and slams you with it
i wish they gave me my front door back its getting cold in here :p

granted, its see through.

i wish humanity would asplode nnow.

Grant---*BANG

I wish we all existed again

Granted, but I don't know how, because we don't exist anymore.. :boo: I wish I had a Pug. :p

granted but it bites you in your leg (the left one)
i wish for a hot-air baloon

Granted it flies off with no weight to keep it down!

I wish I could go meet with Alyssa for a day! We're in a LDR.......I miss her!! :(

You meet her and she turns in the floating queen sea cow!

I wish for this Papa Johns ad to go away.

It does, but a Domino's Pizza ad replaces it.

I wish for infinite time!

Well, you may have infinite time but everyone and everything else's time will be forever stopped, making you-

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lflcwlDntN1qbp9xe.png

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but you keep wishing for more wishes and never get anything.
I wish yo mama wasn't so ugleh! (I really want to see what someone says to that. :p)

Granted, but you're adopted.

I wish for some cheese.

granted but it randomly gets taken by a mutant mouse, who then bites your head off.

I wish forum games would stop ending when I went on em...

(You have no idea how tempted I was to not reply to your post. :p)
Granted, but you get banned.
I wish I had a Pony!

Granted, but Inan just came and took it... :mad: I wish I had a Pug that didn't bite me in the leg :mad:

Granted. It will bite your arm off.

I wish Poison from Final Fight was not a trap. :c

Granted, but the trap is somewhere else....

I wish that I could eat as much as I want without getting fat.

Granted, but you become so skinny that the slightest amount of wind ripped you into pieces.

I wish I was the least awesome person in the world, and that everybody hated me!

Granted.

I wish for a fish.

Granted, but you didn't chew around the bones and choked on them and died....THE END....0.0

I wish that Blurple was real!

Granted but it's on another planet 60,000 light years away.

I wish the I had an NGP with LBP2 in the memory stick.

Granted, but it just fell down an invisible hole that never existed and is now lost forever.. :boo: I wish I had a Cookies N' Cream Bar right now.... :p

granted but you become very thirsty and theres no water near you

I wish for a delicious snack

*Chokes from a dry throat* :boo: You got a snack, but it has poison in it.

^ You didn't wish for anything soo. you get nothing!
I wish for a new globe.

Oops sorry lol. Anyway, you got a globe, but it's broke :( I wish Clark can take down Darkseid in Smallville on the final episode.

Granted but the show get cancelled before they can do that.

I wish I could be a baker and make a gigantic cake planet.

Granted, but the Planet exploded from aliens attacking from Mars. I wish I can be a Reporter when I grow up :)

Granted, but the station closed a week after you were hired.

I wish I had the best pencil in all the land.

Awww!! Man!!... Granted, but it broke the first time you wrote the letter "Z" with it... I wish we could go back in time, to the past and the future.

Granted, but the Flux Capacitor ran out of plutonium when you went back to the Stone Age.

I wish I had nine lives.

Granted, but you've done lost 8 lives. *Gives you spoiled cat food* (There goes the 9th.. :boo: ) lol :p kidding. I wish I could get the 3D Graphics Program for free..

Granted, but it was illegal, so the FBI took your computer and playstation... so now you have nothing.

I wish it wasn't night...

Aww... But I'm Chloe..? :) I got a backup plan to pull out my SUPER EPIC AWESOME ULTIMATE PISTOLS!! And Green Arrow came along to help :) And granted, but now it never gets dark anymore, and zombies now come at daylight :boo:

You never made a wish - so your nothing was granted, except that the fact that if you had made a wish, it would have definately come true! Ah well... too late now!

I wish my hamster could talk...

Granted, but he can only say, "HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI TAKO HAI HAI HAI HAAAAIAAIIAIAAIIAIAIIA!!!!!!!11!1!!1!!"

I wish for a wish.