Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but you only have one more, and you didn't get anything,. I wish I had a Horse, and I went riding every day :)

granted but you fall of and get trampled
i wish for a sackboy doll (such a fancy expensive one)

Granted, its a real dead one...

I wish i could travel back in time to wipe out the Humans Common Ancestor...

granted but you cant travel back and you die there
i wish this forum had a thanks button

why is that a bad thing?

Granted, Every one spams the thanks button and the site crashes from remembering it all.


I wish i could fly

Granted, but you smash into a Plane that comes out of the future. I wish my Chihuahua could somehow become more awesome then she is now...

granted but she still isnt as awesome as i am
*looks up at the youre banned thread*
hmpf, you win for now
i wish i could run at super sonic spped without
even the slightest chance of getting on fire

Granted, but you can only run for one minute before having a heart attack from going too fast and not slowing down.. :p i wish next friday (smallville night) was here today :p

granted its friday night 23:59 pm
i wish that you congratulate me
because i won at the luv sack contest (true!!!)

Granted I congradulate you but also slap and punch you and so does everyone else because thet wanted to win it too.

I wish for Nobody to ungrant this wish making me immune to all corrupt wishes.

P.S-Well done winning the competition.

*Gets through watching Smallville* (Thanks!) Granted, but someone else took your Trophy and got credit for it. I wish my Cat could be a ninja cat..

Granted, but every time you smile a unicorn dies. :kz:

I wish for Portal 2, NAO!

Granted but its terrible.

I wish for a lifetime supply of dohnuts.

granted but theyre all rotten

i wish for an indestructible bag of ships wich can never run out of ... well errrm chips :)

p.s thanks for congratulating me ;)

Granted, but all the chips are plane and chewy... I wish my Chihuahua would play Monopoly with me again...

granted he wins every time though
then you get angry and you shoot it :p

i wish i could rip off buy a ps3 with lbp1 and 2

It's a "she" by the way.. :p Granted, but the PS3 has the YLOD... I wish Smallville could somehow become more Epic and awesome then it is now, if that's even possible.... :p

Granted But then they All Eat cheese for a whole episode and you Destroy them out of anger.

I wish I could Stop Slipping on Butter (My head is sore)

granted now youre slipping on butter molten cheese aten by smallville actors

i wish sackgirlsrule stopped makin' wishes about smallville or her chihuahua :p

Granted but she starts making wishes about her immaginary friend Jack and Barney the Dinosaur.

I wish I got my dream job, an Actor.

yes youre an actor in sackgirlsrules imagination together with jack and barney the dinosaur

i wish i could play my guitar much better than now

P.S: i remember a barney the dinosaur. was he sorta pink and he believed you could do anything just with your imagination ?

Yes you become an amazing guitarist but then your fingers break from playing too much lbp2 and so you cant play.
I wish i would get more plays on my levels

Granted. Nearly all of them are neatly packaged with an accompanying, negative review.

I wish people would stop calling me imaginary. :\

granted now everyone calls you dumb and stupid

@burnsy-: i don't have a ps3, IN YA FACE !!!

i wish i knew how to get such a star ribbon sticker
and eventually end up getting one

Granted but I don't understand so I can't grant your wish.

I wish for a dish.

Granted... it careens and lodges deep into nysudyrgh's skull, as payback for calling me dumb & stupid earlier. :p

I wish he can't get revenge.

granted, but he "accidentally" gets revenge.

I wish I had a bannana split

Granted, But the bannana was rotten.

I wish i was a sackboy.

granted, and youre now playing a level with the entrance stuck above an electrified block

i wish that dish was out of my head im getting an headache:(

Granted. However, I replace it with a bullet. :p

I wish I got the motivation to start this LBP-style WWII thing I mentioned earlier...

granted the soldiers kill you
i wish i could take that bullet out off my head and then shoot it at you

Granted, but its now ricocheting off him since he has bullet-proof things and hits you again, it's now in your head again :p

Again you didn't wish for anything, I'll make it up for you.
You wished for a fish shaped rhubarb.

You got it but it impaled you.

I wish for a cake.

Hey!! I didnt wish for that!! It was a silent wish!! Granted, but it doesn't have icing on it because my Chihuahua licked it all and it now has slobber on it.. :boo: I wish my Lap-Top was the most advanced high-Tech system in the world.

granted but the FBI conficates it
i wish that that bullet finnaly got outta my head
and it gets lost and there arent any bullets in the world any more to bother me

Granted but I invented the bujjet which is similiar to a bullet but stronger.

I wish for Sunshine and Lollypops.

granted you burn and the lollipos melt
i wish i wish meh activity raised to 100% i mean check it out its stuck at 99,9%
anybody knows how to achieve this

Granted, but you get so active you start flying everywhere, and you fly up to the moon and Aliens possess you :boo: I wish I had more Ice Cream...

granted, but then you get so much ice cream you drown...
i wish easter vacations were longer :)

Granted, but it lasts so long you get board. I wish I had a fancy dress... ;)