Granted, but your waffles come alive and steal your wallet.
I wish for you to leave. :kz:
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Granted, but your waffles come alive and steal your wallet.
I wish for you to leave. :kz:
Granted, but it's a revolving door, so they leave and come back, leave and come back, leave and.....
I wish I had some more Easter eggs
Granted, but they're rotten :boo: I wish I had some Ice Cream..
Granted, here's your lifetime supply of Icecream! Oh, sorry, we probably should have used a refrigerated truck to bring it to you . . .
I wish my coffee would never get cold . . .
Granted , but now it forever stays at the temperature of lava
I wish I had this chair wasn't so hard
granted, nys uses the material changer and transformes it into sponge it then bows down and you fall, breaking your back
i wish for anonymous' programs to point upside down, messing up thier hacking activity
Granted, but now their activity is so messed up that a pinpoint Sony attack turns into a generalised attack vs the whole world! Oh Noez!
I wish my wisdom teeth would stop hurting and come through already . . .
granted, but they come in as moron teeth instead and you lose 80 pts IQ
I wish I could get my wisdom teeth pulled
granted, now it wont stop hurting
i wish i had a nice, cute, non-evil, lovely, not-crazy, awesome girlfriend.
Granted but she doesn't like you, she takes mt prince charming (shrek) :p I didn't like him anyway.. I wish I had the perfect Prince charming, non-crazy, handsome, funny, cute, nice guy, and we live happily ever-after :p
...Sniped...
Granted, but he becomes overly obsessive and you want to get away.
I wish for another rock then...
Granted, it gains consciousness and destroys [Insert Home town here.]
I wish for more shorts..
(As it is too hot outside.)
Granted, but they get stolen by a shorts-jacker.
I wish for two more rocks.
Granted but they fall down a Water Fall. I wish I could go offline and go outside, it's a beautiful day! :p :)
Granted, but you explode in awe after seeing a DOUBLE RAINBOW in all its magnificence
I wish for pi.
Granted. However, you receive it mentally, and the logistical and mathematical strain on your brain causes it to spontaneously explode.
I wish the breeze would pick up again.
Granted, there is now a tornado.
I wish for three more rocks.
Granted, but they appear out of nowhere and crush you!
I wish for a stick! :)
Granted, but it turns into a log and rolls you over.
...I wish for four more rocks.
Granted, but it's a stick of dynamite. Yes, it's lit.
I wish for a TRIPLE rainbow all da way!
Granted, but I snipe you. I wish for five rocks.
Granted, but I took them!
I wish for frosted flakes!
Granted, but they are the rocks you stole. I wish for six rocks.
Granted, but they ended up being pebbles.
I wish for an NGP!
Granted, they are frosted with ice.
I wish for a wish to wish for a fish!
Granted, but you can't wish for a wish. :p
I wish the PSN was back on.
Granted, but you got sniped. I wish people would stop with the bloody sniping.
...See what I mean about sniping? ^
Granted, but they use dual shotguns instead!
I wish for nothing!
Granted. All life is now nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by theonlybub
I wish for a Super Beaver!
Granted, but it was a Beavecoon.
I wish for everything.
Granted, but the universe implodes on you.
I wish for seven rocks.
Granted, but there are 6.
I wish for $1
Granted but the rocks divide by zero, destroying the universe
I wish for periods at the end of my sentences
Granted. But they are not just any Rocks, they are the 7 chaos emeralds from Sonic!Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesDNaux
but then Eggman takes them from you.
I wish for Sonic to save the world!
Granted, but he went supersonic and died in a ball of flames.
I wish this wish will be granted.
Granted, but I snipe him.
I wish for no homework. :D
Granted, but wait...that makes no sense!
I wish for extra sharp teeth!
Granted, but the homework sniped you.
I wish threads would update live so that people wouldn't be granting wishes from 2 posts ago. XD
Granted, but the mechanism that allows that causes a nuclear explosion!
I wish for nuclear energy to be used for electricity in the United States!
Granted, but a day later, all power explodes the universe :boo: WHOA! I just scared myself... :( I wish the universe wouldn't explode :(