Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but according to scientist...(stupid scientists at that) the universe already exploded! *BOOM*

I wish for a first kiss....

Granted, but it's a dog (eww!!) I wish PSN was back up before May 3...

I'm sorry...your question was not valid...please try again on May 3, 2011.

I wish for a skinny America!

Granted, but all that extra weight goes straight to you and you are so big that scientist strap huge rockets to your butt and send you on a collision course with the sun

I wish the armadillos would quit digging holes in my plant beds!

Granted, but now they're digging holes all in your yard. I wish I had a new Pink blouse :p

granted ....but it's hot, neon, flashing pink, no buttons, no sleeves and comes gift wrapped around this guy :


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you didnt wish for anything.
pity, because this one time i wasnt planning on corrupting it :D
well thats life ... :p
i wish that i wont get detention on monday

wanna hear the story ?
[spoiler]So, yesterday I was sleeping paying attention to the teacher.
Then, we needed to use a techy item for measuring angles.
We gave the item back to the teacher and suddenly the thing totaly messes up.
OMG, someone just killed an expensive techy angle measuring item.
Of course nobody did or see anything.
So the whole class gets detention every day until they know who did it. :boo:
Note: I didn't kill the item.[/SPOILER]

Granted, but instead you get expelled

I wish you won't grant me this wish

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not granted its gets granted though
and its just because its ... me who posted that :p

i wish ali posted here more.

granted, but now Ali post so often and so fast than no one else can

I wish I hadn't forgot to make a wish up there

granted but you wish for nothing.
i wish someon clicked the link in mah sig and lol'd

granted, but when instead of LOLing they WTH-ed

Dang, I wish I wasn't too lazy to walk the 20 feet to the water cooler to refill my water bottle

granted, sadly enough youre to fat too walk.
i wish I wasnt so lazy to go and finish mah new level

Did you actually click it ? :D

Granted, but then right before you publish it, your data corrupts :boo: I wish my borrowed head phones didn't have a short in the wire :mad:

Granted, but the wires now have a long instead.
I wish for 'sploding pineapples.

They 'splode all over your house.

I wish for "Moar points!"

Granted, but the points are in calories! :o

I wish for an empty stomach!

Granted, but now you can never eat again :boo: I wish for the Borderlands Platinum tonight instead of tomorrow! :p

granted, But hackers take all your trophys. and turn them into little chihuahua statues made out of ... crap. :p
I wish I had a mini-turret.

Granted, but it malfunions and shoots you :p I wish hackers wouldn't take all my trophies and I would've gotten the Platinum tonight :p

granted, I took it instead *looks at nice, shiny platinum*
i wish that hackers who took your trophy asplode and put PSN back up before doing that

Granted, but PSN then asplodes too
I wish for infinite wishes!

Infinite wishes implodes into a black hole.
I wish for a fun fair.

So much fun it turns into a tragic affair.

I wish that we could all just get along.

granted, but with no one causing chaos the universe becomes unbalanced and implodes

I wish I didn't have to chaperon the school dance tonight

Granted, but you stay alone in your house with nothing to do because PSN is down :P

I wish for a F1 race car in GT5

Granted, it explodes while you are driving with it, messing up your game data.
I wish I knew where I have seen the li'l guys in your sig before.

Granted, they notice you recognize them and "buy you some cement shoes." (Not the best trip to the pier you've ever had.)

I wish for my fifth Rep bar.
(Finally got mah fourth :D)

Granted, but then you lose it for devious actions.

I wish for my ps3 to be unbroken

Granted, but then it turns into an XBOX.

I wish for a banana phone

Granted, but the monkeys call the Gorillas and then eats the phone. I wish I had some cookies... :p

Granted, but they you eat too much and get sick. I wish time wouldn't go by so fast

Granted, but now 1 second is a whole day. I wish I had some siggy's for my Daily News.

Granted. However, all updating must be done manually via an outdated module and by typewriter keys.

I wish I got myself a nice Winchester rifle...

Granted but it shoots backwards RTFM.
I wish for that lemonade I asked a while ago.

Granted, but it spilled on your shirt before you could drink any. I wish someone even looked at The Daily News... :( And maybe comment every once in a while..

Granted, but they're all trolls and noobs

I wish I had a Blackberry Torch

Granted, but only the Q key works.

I wish I had a week off.

Granted. You get a week off... of your vacation.

I wish someone would inspire me.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack

Granted. You get a week off... of your vacation.

I wish someone would inspire me.

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Granted, but then I sue you for stealing my idea.

I wish for eight rocks...