Corrupt Wishes

Granted, but then you accidentally drop one and it breaks in half, leaving you with 9 rocks...

I wish for my ps3 controller to stop randomly freezing

Granted, but now your console freezes.

I wish for nine more rocks.

Granted, UnXpectiD eats it.
I wish for two wishes, then:
I wish sackgirlsrule mentioned that I actually posted at her daily news and that the wall paper of teh week was supa dupa awsum.
I wish JamesDnaux can't do wishes about the same subject twice in a row anymore.

Thanks Nys :) I wish more people would comment on it, and it wouldn't have been bumped down to the second page :(

granted, but so many people comment on it that it permanently crashes the servers

I wish for a fully functioning holodeck like on Star Trek

Granted, but it's holographic material so you fall through the ship into space.
I wish for white text.

Granted but it's invisible so no one can read it I wish I had 26353534453 million lap-tops :p

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Originally Posted by Sackgirlsrule

Granted but it's invisible so no one can read it I wish I had 26353534453 million lap-tops :p

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Granted but they all spin off your lap and fall on the floor. (Wait for it...wait for it...aaaand cue laughter!) :p

I wish I had my favorite food right now...

Granted, but it's gone bad.

I wish I had a glass of chocolate milk

Granted. You take a taste and- WAIT! THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!?! xD

I wish I wasn't getting side-tracked by a million things so I can work on this really cool thing I've been working on for a while...

Granted but then the universe explodes :p I wish I could be a reporter :p

Granted, but there is nothing for you to report.

i for wish nugget a bar chocolate.

Granted but it's moldy :boo: I wish I had something to report :p

Granted, but it's boring.
i wish.

Granted, but the wish expired 2 seconds ago. I wish I wasn't really cold right now... *Grabs blanket*

Wish granted, you now live at the edge of a volcano.

I wish I could play the keyboard.

Granted but the keys break. I wish I had a turtle :p

Granted, but it's very shy and never comes out of it's shell.

I wish I was 18 now.

Granted but then you're 90 the next day :boo: I wish I had a fancy diamond :p

Granted, you get an large, incredibly beautiful, perfectly cut diamond, but now you have pay for it!

I wish it snowed here so I could go snowboarding.

Granted. However, it snows so much that your roof caves in.

I wish they could've killed Osama earlier (as in, a couple of years earlier)...

Granted, but only one snow flake falls, and it melts before it hits the ground :p I wish people would stop talking about Justin Bieber :mad:

Granted. However... you just got sniped! :p

Same wish as earlier...

What is "sniping"? Anyway, granted, but I don't remember what you wished for, so nothing granted :p And I wish for 5 wishes :p

Granted but they are granted by an anti-fairy so they will turn out otherwise as you expect

I wish for my finals to be over already :(

(@Sackgirlsrule: sniping is when they win you the post you were going to do)

Granted, but you sleep thru them all and fail

I wish I knew kung fu

Granted, Chuck Norris owned you afterwards
I wish for a U.S.O

granted, but the genie had no clue what it was and gave you a bag of Ultra Smelly Owl manure

I wish I knew what U.S.O. was

Granted, but when you learned what it meant, you gained short term memory loss and forgot...

I wish I had a new guitar

Granted, the delivery guy drops it and it breaks, on the box is written: NO REFUNDS HAHA !
i wish for a duck who can play the organ.
ill call it EL CANARIO :p

Granted, but it's a nano guitar and you can only see it with an electron microscope set at 150x magnification

I wish I had my own private roller coaster in my back yard

granted, watch final destination 3 to see the result.
i wish i sniped you again.

DANG! Didn't realized I got sniped. Oh well.

Granted, but wait, hold up a minute, what's this? *looks at sign* Genie out to lunch

I wish I had a bulldozer

Granted, but it's always awake. :p

I wish for an explanation from Nys about what U.S.O. stands for...(seriously lol)

granted, but the explanation is so long and complicated that you go insane

I wish it would rain harder

Granted, but it knocks you down. I wish "IT" Wasn't so annoying :p

Granted but now "IT" is so difficult to handle and you snipe yourself.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Granted. It's already dead, and it smells really, really bad.

I wish I had a taco right now.

granted, but it's a crudely drawn picture of a Taco

I wish outlaw Jack hadn't mentioned tacos, i'm so hungry now.

Granted but he mentions an out of date carton of milk and your put off food for a week.

I wish my fish isnt already dead.