Granted, it dies a second later.
I wish for a baseball cap.
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Granted, it dies a second later.
I wish for a baseball cap.
Granted but my dead fish is lodges into it, ruining the cap.
I wish for me to win this season in Football manager handheld.
Granted, but your data corrupts
I wish for some cotton cloudcandy
@everyone-: U.S.O stands for unidentified sack objects.
Woodz you should know this its a PSP DLC pack.
Granted. However, since it's "cloudcandy", it floats away from your reach and ascends into the sky above, never to be seen again... until its sucked into a plane turbine and crashes it- O.K., moving on.
I wish I had a pet lizard... so I can totally scare my mom with it. xD
Granted, but it gets scared and bites you when your mom screams :p I wish my kitten would stop crying :p
Granted, but your kitty will now like to lick your controller(s) and PS3 and any other console you happen to own, all day, when you're not looking!
I wish the Moon would change color depending on the month!
January: White.
February: Red.
March: Dark Green.
April: Lime Green.
May: Pink.
June: Ocean Blue.
July: Light Blue.
August: Bluish Gray.
September: Green.
October: Purple.
November: Beige.
December: White, with a tint of orange around the edges.
(Think of any other color for the moon to be each month, if you wish)
GRANTED you get colorblind i wish i had two guitars
granted. but they're buried under 100 feet of raw sewage. here's a snorkel
I wish for the above poster to get a wish.
Granted. He's now dead. As will you be in the next few seconds, for not corrupting his... :kz:
I wish for CHAOS.
Granted, but Red Cross makes your chaos ineffectable. (If that's how you spell it)
I wish to get computer. One that actually works.
Granted, it gets a virus.
I wish for pie.
Granted a clown throws it in your face ... :p
I wish for some food, a burrito perhaps ?
Granted. but it's made from rancid meat, and you spend four days vomiting
I wish I had my own private 100 acre lake
Granted, the Biorogue Lake Monster eats you. :p
You didn't wish for anything so it's granted! You have no more wishes!!! :p :p :p :p :p Whoa! :boo: I wish Smallville wasn't 2 hours from airing...
Granted, now its over and you don't remember anything, even worse it seemed to be the most epic episode evah.
I wish for some lego.
granted, but you stepped one causing extreme amount of pain. I wish i had a 3DS and ocarina of time 3d
Granted, but the DS breaks and the game spontaniously combusts.
...I wish for twenty rocks.
Granted, you don't realize I give you 21 rocks.
I wish for yogurt.
Granted. It's moldy and it has a weird-colored fungus growing inside it.
I wish for a lamp!
Granted. It grows wings, floats around on its free will, and beats you to a pulp.
I wish for no break between seasons of TV shows.
Granted but the shows are DUMB.
I wish for some music to listen to.
Granted but it's the Numa Numa song :p I wish I had a fancy new Avatar :p
Granted. Nothing bad happens and we all move along...
I wish away the twenty-first rock! Take it away!
granted, but it comes back bigger and with a bad attitude
I wish I didn't have to mow the grass today
Granted. Your now in Soviet Russia, and the grass is mowing you.
I wish for 100 rocks.
Granted but God doesnt trust you so he takes them off you..
I wish for a time machine that never breaks.
Granted, you go back in time and then lose it, thus you end up trapped.
I wish for 1,000 rocks.
Granted, but instead of 1000 it's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
I wish.
Granted but your full stop is now a square.
I wish to find my time machine again.
Granted. It's broken beyond repair, however.
I wish it'd rain at someone's house today.
Granted but it rained here and now I must kill you.
I wish I was a magic to repair my time machine.
Granted, your magic messes up and you turn yourself in a cockroach.
I wish for a boombox on "teh community moon", that way it will rock even more.
@sackgirlsrule-:
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Granted, I blow up teh community moon
chocolate for wish I
Crushed by chocolate you.
I wish for more sun.
Granted. You get a gnarly sunburn as a result.
I wish I got some ideas to get me started today.
Granted, the ideas were made by Chuck Norris and the awesomeness kills you
I wish for something.
granted but that something is ur mom's... :0
I wish for a barrel roll
Granted, but your controller loses its Z and R buttons
I wish for soup:p