granted but you have to cut through 6 inches of mold to get to it
I wish my truck was cleaned
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granted but you have to cut through 6 inches of mold to get to it
I wish my truck was cleaned
Granted, but a hobo cleaned it and makes you pay $700 dollars.
I wish the PSn would stay down forever.
granted, but all 70 million psn users storm your house rip you to shreds
I wish I had one of those cool gaming bean bag chairs
Granted, but the beans inside are tiny bombs and when you sit down, you blow up.
I wish I could wish for a wish.
Granted but the wish you wish for is a wish for a bomb, which then blows you up.
I wish to be a tortiose instead of a cockroach.
Granted, but you get smashed. I wish I had a fancy flower :p
@Nyes: What was that for? :boo:
Granted, the flower eats you. :p
I wish for a frying saucer.
@sackgirlsrule-: It was for the "numa numa" song. :p
Granted but you get a "Flying saucer" instead of a frying saucer.
I wish for chocolate cake.
Granted, the chocolate is mixed with ... filthy stuff ...
I wish for more green.
granted, but now it's the ONLY color you are able to see
I wish I hadn't forgotten to charge my phone
Granted but you drop your phone and it breaks.
I wish for a cool sig.
Granted, but it's so cool that everyone quits the internet
I wish it were sunny
Granted the sun shined for 1 second, now its raining.
I wish for ...
Granted but that nothing turns into a havok bringing sheep.
I wish for a fast computer.
Granted, but it needs its own generator.
I wish for a supa hero.
Granted but he is very self-obsesses and flies away from you.
I wish for a McDonalds.
Granted , it's a kids meal with no toy.
I wish for rocks
granted, but it's a dump truck load and is dumped on top of you
I wish I could move with super speed
You break through the S.T.C (Space Time continuum)
(Filled with Aperture Science Turrets.)
I wish that Wheatley would die.
Granted. His replacement is the Space Core, so now you have to run through the whole game... talking about "space".
I wish it won't rain...
Granted, water is not falling from the sky. Instead, rocks are falling from the sky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
...I wish for something to catch those rocks in...
Granted, it's a net that smells like the smell you dislike the most
I wish for pi
...So it's a shrimp net...? Ahem. Granted, you are now hunted down by men in black suits.
I wish for a giant rock.
Granted but it crushes you.
I wish I get 100% in my maths test.
Granted, but it turns out the grade doesn't count because no one studied.
I wish cows could help us.
Granted, they are roasted by me.
I wish for 5 more minutes on the computer.:(
Granted but they help TOO MUCH.
I wish for a paradox.
I wish that I didn't make this wish. (There's yer paradox, and my wish. Bam, two in one.)
Granted, now you can never make another wish again :boo:
I wish I had some pepper spray to defend myself from baddies :p
Granted, it uses ground black pepper.
I wish for a soda.
Granted but it spews on your shirt :p I wish the activity wasn't stuck at %99.7 :(
Granted, it drops to -99.7%
*Rubs magic lamp, a genie comes out* I wish for-
Genie: No wishes for you! *Poofs away*
...Can I have a rock at least?
Granted. Ungranted.
I wish for a grant to a rock.
Granted, but the rock is crushed by Steve_Big_Guns's Fist.
I wish for a Portal Gun.
Granted, but you trap yourself in a rock with it, and the gun explodes, and you're stuck in the rock forever and ever :p
I wish I had premium on Piknik... :p
granted, but it can only open and edit .bmp's
I wish he'd quit wishing for rocks
Granted. He is you, you're wish is invalidated.
I wish for a corruption of my wish.
Granted but it uncorrupts and it is fine, then it explodes killing you.
I wish for the summer to come quickly.
granted, it comes and goes so quickly that you missed it.
I wish I had a two hump camel
Granted but it dies. It just dies.
I wish for a non-lethal cuddly panda. Which cannot cuddle to death and cant kill in any way, shape or form.