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I... just wish.
That JamesDNaux can make two wishes in one go *cough cough*Quote:
Originally Posted by JspOt
I wish for 1,000 rocks. I also wish my first wish won't get corrupted under any curcumstances.
1st wish granted but it creates a paradox and implodes the universe
2nd wish granted but they are rock cocaine and you are immediately arrested and sentenced to life in prison
I wish I could go fishing today
Granted, the first fish you catch will wish for a dish.
I wish to eat. NOW.
You open the fridge to get a snack, and it becomes possessed and tries to kill you, rallying help from nearby knives, toasters, kettles etc etc. I wish you luck fending them off. Viva la revolution! :D
I wish for some money to get my bike fixed. :L
granted but the bike gets robbed
i wish for the master sword
Granted, but when you recieve it your game freezes.
I wish for a flying potato.
-tP
It gains a robot body and trys to kill you.
I wish for a sammich.
Granted, It comes to life, tickles you and flies away.
I wish for the void gear.
Granted but it comes in unwrappable packaging.
I wish I knew how to work properly with sackbots.
Granted, they rebel against you
I wish for a box.
Granted its filled with goo ...
I wish KH3 on meh PS3 (which I also wish)
Granted, but your PS3 has been infected by Micro$oft and somehow red rings.
I wish for a ball.
Granted, but the Cat took it and is on a one-way trip to The Sea..
I wish my Dog wouldn't snap at a kitten :p
granted he/she now swallows them whole
I wish for a glass of water
granted but its un-purified
i wish....i wish FOR THE MOON TO COLLAPSE AND CONSUME EVERYTHING INCLUDING ME!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*que dramatic music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8PgB...eature=related
Granted. Later on, it excretes everything BUT you... oh, and some pointy-eared freak went to slay you.
I wish I had a potato.
Granted, you get fries.
I wish your hamster didn't eat my birthday cake. :(
Granted, it spit on it :( :boo:
I wish I was a ninja girl :p
Granted, you are hunted to extinction.
I wish for 2 potatoes.
Granted, you get potato salad.
I wish for gold.
You get chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil.
I wish for God to come down to the earth for a few seconds, call Harold Camping an idiot and kick him in the nuts (assuming he has some).
Edit: Sorry. :p
you just got a name change ... >=D
I wish you could read this without highlighting it.
... Since you didn't make a wish, I get two again.
I wish to move to England.
I also wish to have a job at Mm Towers.
granted, you move to England, Arkansas and work at MM towers where "MM" stands for "more mucus" and they make miniature skyscrapers completely from snot
I wish I knew magic. real magic and not stage magic
Granted. Your first spell: premature detonation of yourself.
I wish I wouldn't get panic attacks over the slightest things...
Granted, you are now incredibly brave(and/or stupid) and attempt to skydive without a parachute.
I wish I had something to clean up all this zombie gunk off my sword...
Granted, you get infected while cleaning it.
I wish I wasn't so evil sometimes...
Granted but you get bullied because you now think your Jesus.
I wish for Portal 3. Now nobody can corrupt this because we ALL want a Portal 3. Am I not right?
I never have played Portal so i would not know :P plus they get the new game done but...Quote:
Originally Posted by craigmond
they all burn in a fire before they got sent out! :D
I wish for a Flying COW!
Granted, It #$§@'s on you.
I wish JamesDnaux highlighted my post, that way he would have seen that I DID make a wish.
Granted, but he edited it, and put a whole buncha bad stuff in it.. :boo:
I wish he didn't get you in trouble :cry:
Granted, he gets you in trouble instead.
I wish he got me in trouble :boo:
Granted. I get everyone in trouble but you. Mwahahahaa!
I wish to find something cool on Terraria.
Granted. You find a landmine... by activating it.
I wish the choir concert wasn't tomorrow...
Granted, it was yesterday! You missed it! :boo:
I wish someone would join my Black Ops Clan.. :( :boo: :cry:
Granted, But its just a bunch of 90 year old hippies who are trying to get a quick scope with a spas.
I wish for three wishes.
*Genie comes out of the lamp* Granted, but your first wish is to set me free. Mwahahaa! *Flies away*
I wish for a wishing stone to wish away the wishing wishers from Wishville, Washington.
Granted, they wish your DOOM
I wish for pho
Pho? You confused the genie so he checked google quicksearch thingy and materialized everything and eventually imploded, taking the world with him.
I wish that I'm devoid of writer's/creator's block for the rest of my life. :D