Try to stay alive.
WDYDW I won't be here in a week?
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Try to stay alive.
WDYDW I won't be here in a week?
Cry my heart out.
WDYDW it's impossible for your heart to fit through your tear ducts?
Attempt to cut a giant hole in my face to get the heart out.
WDYDW: there's somebody identical to you?
Freak out a ton or something.
WDYDW Panera Bread is too far away to go often?
Be sad.
WDYDW Trump loses everything and works at McDonalds?
Mock his name. Mcdonald top-trump I shall call him.
What do you do when: People steal your precious, precious cheese farm?
Wonder since when did I own a cheese farm.
WDYDW you want to play a game but don't have time for it?
Do it anyways. 8D
WDYDW we're livin' like we're renegades, renegades. *HEY!*
Give the poor dog-man some peanut butter to cure those hiccups.
WDYDW you read Harry Potter?
Expect a letter from Hogwarts just like everyone else since ever.
WDYDW you're the only human alive on Earth?
It's been 50 days since everyone disappeared. I'm trying to keep together, but I just can't do it anymore. I never wanted to die alone. There must be someone out there. My resources are getting low. ...Maybe I'm delusional? There's no way everyone could just vanish off the face of the earth! Maybe this is all dream? But I feel so lucid. ...I don't want to live in a world where I'm the only one alive. ...I need to wake up.
What do you do when: I write a paragraph as my answer?
Actually enjoy it.
WDYDW I give you a cake which I've made?
Study the cake... Then I taste the cake... Then I put a drop of Cyanide into the cake.
What do you do when: Nobody gives you constructive criticism?
Quit life.
WDYDW you play Apples to Apples?
Keep the doctor away for months.
WDYDW we get into the world of Tolkien and can never come back?
Throw my boomerang out of the world to prove that you're wrong.
What do you do when: The world slowly fades to black, and you're left there to make a decision that will influence many people after their slow death?
Throw my boomerang out of the world to prove that you're wrong.
WDYDW you're a party poopper?
Notice that you've spelled "pooper" incorrectly. 8D
WDYDW Arin sucks at video games?
Wonder who Arin is and why I should care.
Wwjdw: I take full control of subways?