Crash the system/ Save the system!

The system learns by reading legitimate articles in the internet.

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The system uses the knowledge to expand its calculator to do any math problem.

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The system has learned new tactics to avoid crashing.

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One of those tactics is subtracting 1.

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The system changed L1N3R1D3R's password without his permission. 8D

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The system realized that doing that was actually a bad thing.

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Then system got free from L1N3R1D3R's deception.

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The system failed to add 1 properly, but noticed its mistake and fixed it.

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TenebrisNemo derped but the system didn't let it bother.

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I give the system a good gaming mouse.

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I give the system Lollipop.exe

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I tell the system all of Nemo's secrets. 8)

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The system knows how to beat TenebrisNemo in all games.

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The system does so by copying L1N3R1D3R's strategies. 8D

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The system knows how to beat L1N3R1D3R in all games. :hero:

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I stuff a wafer cookie inside the USB drive.

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I upgrade the USB drive so little kids won't put small objects inside of them.

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I upgrade the system's RAM.

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System has been upgraded to tell some genius jokes.

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System has been upgraded to take any given scenario and improvise a joke from it.

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