Crash the system/ Save the system!

The system can perfectly describe every presidential candidate.

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The system becomes the ideal presidential candidate.

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The system saves millions of lives.

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One of those lives is Hitler.

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But the system was smart because Hitler is the one who killed Hitler!

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The system knows how to handle paradoxes.

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The system knows how to defuse a bomb.

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Sorry, but Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes isn't a realistic depiction of a bomb.

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The system shuts L1N3R1D3R's mouth before terrorists get any new bomb ideas.

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Though isn't that beneficial, since anyone who has played the game knows how to disarm those modules?

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The system has a simulator for future bomb defusing squads.

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The simulator takes too much RAM, so it only runs at 10 FPS at 144p.

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The system has an emitter inside of it which emits unlimited RAM with unlimited lifespan.

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The system can emulate any game from any system at a smooth framerate and high definition.

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The system can protect itself from toddlers.

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However, it can no longer protect itself from Sir monacle. 8)

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But the system knows that Sir monacle is the one who stops Sir monacle.

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The system does not fail in the face of paradoxes.

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The system does not fail in the face of the last boss.

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But it does fail in the rest of the boss's head. 8D

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