Today I got my T.V taken out my room because I complained it was broken and I had "tried everything" so it goes downstairs my dad looks at it more carefully to find I hadn't put it on via the switch at the back.
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Today I got my T.V taken out my room because I complained it was broken and I had "tried everything" so it goes downstairs my dad looks at it more carefully to find I hadn't put it on via the switch at the back.
haha that's classic.
Something happened to me the other day that when I still think about, I still feel stupid.
The story goes a little like this:
A week ago I took my car in to a local garage because I knew their was something up with my exhaust. I'd taken it to the local Kwik Fit garage where the guy ran up of a list of things wrong with my car (like any kwik fit garage does). He said I needed four tyres, which I basically knew, but not STRAIGHT away. He quoted me £200.05 for four tyers, I more or less told them to shove it. So I took it to another garage I'd been to before, he quoted me £25 per tyre haha. So I bought two and the new exhaust. The man who fitted everything told me to go back in a week so they could check the tracking on the car.
Skip forward a week I went back to get the tracking checked, a guy told me to pull up, he then looked at the front two tyres, bent down for a few seconds at one side, went to the other and bent down again for another few seconds. He then shouted "THATS ALRIGHT MATE" to me, or so I thought, so I watched him thinking 'has he done it alread?', cos I knew they have to put some machinery in your wheel to look in them, but he didn't do that. Anyway to cut a long story short, after watching him for about a minute, he never came back, so I thought he must be done. Thinking about it since, their was no possible way he could of done it, he must of been going inside to get a tool, and by that point I'd already driven off.... Haha so I dont think I'll be going back there in awhile, because I still feel really stupid.
WARNING: The following tale is in fact REAL. Please do not ridicule me for the sheer stupidity that seems unreal.
I'm playing airsoft. Me and my team just took out two of the other team's players. We pinned their team leader in an area while they were "respawning". It's too late for him. He surrenders, so we now have a hostage. I get tired, so I lay my gun down: bull**** happens.
My gun starts firing off by itself and starts shooting our hostage on his elbow from 10-15 yards away. My team's yelling "Who's firing?!" I hear my gun and look down to see it loading out because a twig caught the trigger. I remove it. My team's ticked because I killed the hostage. My response (even to this day when questioned about it):
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Originally Posted by CyberSora
IT WAS THE ****ING TWIG'S FAULT!
I remeber being about 8 years old, playing on Sonic the Hedgehog 1 on the Mega Drive and I was trying to do the up down left right A and Start togther cheat but to no avail. So I reset the console to do it again for about 50 if not more times! It just wouldn't work! I remeber trying so many times to do this simply cheat and it even got me crying with frustration! Then my mom came in and said ""what on earth is the matter" I said "It's not working" then my mother pull the other end of the controler lead up to show me it wasn't pluged in. XD
Portal 1's advanced chambers had me feeling like an idiot. To this day I still don't think I've solved chamber 15 advanced :(
Oh, and the Professor Layton games. They were just mean.
Too many instances to count. However I do remember one. When I was in 8th grade I didn't know what coming out of the closet meant O.o it wasn't until that year that I finally learned. It took a teacher and a couple of students to finally get me to understand the concept ">.>
In lbp2 it took 2 weeks for me to realise the reason my my rotating maze wasn't rotating was because my controllinator wasn't on the object. >.<
My mom just told me I woke up and closed and opened the Microwave door over and over, because I was sleepwalking :( Lol not the first embarrassing sleepwalk... xD
By the way assassin girl, that was bad lol, sounds like something I'd do after not sleeping :p Actually what I DID do.......:p
I actually did that once when I was younger. It wasn't because I was sleep walking; it was just because I was bored. :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackgirlsrule
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Originally Posted by CyberSora
Lol, now I don't feel as silly :p XD
Posting in this thread.
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D'oh! >_<
... I've done so many stupid things on this website (with Silver at least pointing out half of them -_-) that I do not wish to recall.
In REAL life, however...
- I've let my sister & her friend sail my boat around the bay... and they have no training whatsoever (lol "what are sailing?"). They got busted by the harbor police once they drifted in military docking (since they never got the sail figured out and got caught in a current).
- I tied a French scarf and Belgium scarf together while in the Paris airport... I am most likely gonna be shanked should I ever return to France.
- I bought a crappy umbrella in NYC for $10 off a street vendor. During my trip out to Liberty Island, the umbrella literally torn open and broke every which way possible. When I got back in Manhattan, the vendor was long gone.
- I ate 3-4 month-old fermented cheese... first thing in the morning.
- I made grunting noises at a gorilla at the zoo... calling it into a territorial stand-off. He still recognizes me.
- I set a cabin on fire once... by vacuuming over the power chords.
Congrats! You won the game! :p Lol, kidding, everyone makes mishaps :p Okay, maybe not that many... :p Lool! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Outlaw-Jack
That was only stuff I remembered off the top of my head. You won't BELIEVE how many stupid things I've done O_o...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackgirlsrule
Oh yeah, you weren't on LBPC yet when I was posing as Jesus. :p
Lol, wow.. Why are you crazy? :p :D
It's just a natural characteristic that runs in my family, unfortunately. ;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackgirlsrule
The stupidest thing I've EVER done, however... was, erm... crashing my computer several times over (about... 20 times by now)?
No no wait... oh yeah: attempt walking on a cactus.
Oy.. :p You walked on a Cactus?.. :p Lol, you are so crazy :p
I have one, just happened yesterday. I was at a wedding party, then a waiter comes and serves everyone in my table a glass of something. I think: "Well, he served me one, it's probably no-alcohol champagne, so I took (quite a) sip. Then my uncle says: "That is just for the toast!"
My instant thought:
http://i55.tinypic.com/iwn8yx.jpg
I'm prone to embarrassment but not really stupidity but there's one I just remembered...
I was at the beach with the rest of my class, it was a mandatory trip and no-one wanted to go. 5 miles to walk there and 5 miles back. I was 9 I think at the time. Anyway, everyone was skipping stones and there was nothing else to do so I joined in. I picked up a pretty big stone (about half the size of a clenched fist). I started swinging around like a shot-putter and let it go, a bit too early. It flew through the air and came into contact with- my English teacher's forehead. She instantly started to cry/yell and lay down on the sand, EVERYONE was staring at me in shock. At that time I was a bit of a teacher's pet and it probably looked really weird from an outside perspective. I ran over and said sorry about 10-15 times. And for a week afterwards, every-time she saw me in the corridors she ducked into one of the classrooms... XD
The other day I asked my friend why you don't hear much of "East West" on a compass and an hour beforehand I went to get off a train via the door leading onto the tracks, not the platform.
I hate myself. ><
