smart question, dumb answer

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring radio phone!

Hello, this is TenebrisNemo, who are you?

Was the answer: Banana fudge man!?



Jet set radioooooooooooooooo! I mean.....

You're listening to sir monacle's tune, the top radio station that can't spell!

Now it's time for a classic; Jingle jangle jingle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs

Wasn't that a great song?

Say, don't sit there quite-ly if you'd like to send in a request, get heard!

Phone Monacle tune to send a request! That's 555-DON'T-SUE.

And look, we have a caller! What's your request?

I'll sue you! *Breaks the door of the radio station and shoots everything with a minigun.*

I'm sorry, but are you intelligent and agile enough for this mission?

I know what goes on in your basement.... You can't silence me.



Why did you steal my radio station for?

It looked cool so I decided that I needed it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why are you in my trash bin? Why don't you go and get a life!?

I dropped my life in here. And well, you dropped some food in here....


Do you even care about the consequences?

Uh, sure.

What is the integral of sinx*cosx dx?

Ix Nox Knowx



Is it shiny?

Shhiiiiiinnnnnyyyyy......

What were the motivations and tactics of Oliver Cromwell?

Uh, victory.

What else is a man than a miserable pile of secrets?

A body.

How could you betray such a close friend?

Easily. It wasn't complicated or anything. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Throw the ring! Let go of it! What are you waiting for!?

The pizza man.

What is the general antiderivative of 7e^x - sec^2 x ?

Durr, the answer is "x"



What do you mean?

I'm not mean, I'm your grandpa.

This doesn't make any sense! What did you try to do?

Uh, make cookies.

For of man were to be mortal, then why is his influence immortal?

Because he's using God mode, that son of a gun!

You're under arrest! Will you leave your speeches for the judge?

Uh, sure, why not?

Where did you put the forms that were vitally important to the project?

Somewhere.

If money wasn't an object, what would you do with your life?

Smoke weed every day, son!

What would be the best method to getting rid of most online lag?