smart question, dumb answer

I am not buying anything. *Closes the door*

How many years does it take to travel 1 light year?

A light year years.

How might one approach the integration of a product, quotient, or composition of functions?

You mean you're gonna buy this coffeemaker?

How many years ago did the 2nd World War end?

Uh, a bajillion.

Where would man be if it were not for his opposable thumbs?

On earth.

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

Sure, brah.

Is it possible for a man to have as much talent as Shakespeare is credited for?

No cuz Shakespeare wasn't a man.

If nothing is perfect, does it mean that nothingness is a perfection?

Maybe maybe?

What in our brains causes the happy feeling we get from nostalgia?

The fact that the bully is in jail!

How did you shoot that guy from 2 kilometers away?

With a gun?

What is the median number of licks it would take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Quite many.

What's gonna be, Morgan? Kill me now or set me free?

Nope! *takes wallet*



More s-syrup...?

Uh, why not.

Why does Sir monacle keep breaking the well established rules of the forum games?

Uhh... Because... B-because.... Coffee.... Coffee, erm.. cup, cup, cup.... ...Right! Jhonen Vasquez made Jhonny the homicidal maniac!
Oh right, "why do I keep breaking the rules" Hmm.... I, uhhh.....



How do I leave this place?

the exit, duh.

Why do people think that capitalizing the first letter of every word looks nicer?

It's Unique! Hurr Durr!

How much longer is he going to sleep...?

5 more mins, pls?

What in the human brain's anatomy causes the feeling of embarrassment?

Look, do you want me to remove your frontal lobe, or what?



I can't draw.

Sir_monacle follows the rules, right?

But they were the kings before me, and great ones, too. If no one doesn't remember them nowadays, who would remember me when I'm gone?

No one will remember you. You will ne- H-hey! What's going on!"? What's with the guards!? Let go of me! I will find yooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu


...What just happened?