Water isn't food ya dummie!
Why was Napoleon's invasion of Russia unsuccessful, even though he technically won the battles?
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Water isn't food ya dummie!
Why was Napoleon's invasion of Russia unsuccessful, even though he technically won the battles?
He was short. 8)
What are you prepared to do for someone you love?
I've planned it all out... I jump from the bushes and beat her with a stick!
What do you mean that's a bad idea!?
You done kill her!
If x-3y=1 and 2x+y=23, what are x and y?
Letters.
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You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. How do I make a man out of you?
Uh, I'm a woman.
Might the existence of water outside Earth suggest possible extraterrestrial life?
Lol, ecks dee, my water bottle has no life while I'm in space.
So, what do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey?
No, I wanna eat this cake NOW!
Defendant Nemo, you have just listened to the prosecution. Have you a reply?
Objection! The golden cookie had no name on it!
Have you made friends with the man by the sea?
No, that dude's creepy as hell.
How am I supposed to know how to structure a good sonnet when I have never been taught it?
With love, my friend. With the power of love.
How many hippies is needed to change the lamp?
Just me, bro.
How many blues singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just you, pal.
How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ha! I have higher magic than your card!
Are you prepared for the highest form of torture imaginable by man?
No, I don't want Trump to be president!
Is it strange to not want a relationship?
Ha! Forever alone!
Not everyone seek companionship. Let people live their lives in the way they want, as long as it's healthy for them and everyone else, right?
You're marrying my daughter.
Is that a tree?
It's you in a mirror.
How many Sir monacles does it take to learn the rules?
Infinity. 8D
Quickly, I need to defuse the bomb! What do I do with a red button that says "Detonate"?
You press it, that's how you detonate the bomb for the Dark Lord! 8D
That joke was terrible, now, wasn't it?