Ur mom becuz she ulgy.
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about crap in order to be comfortable?
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Ur mom becuz she ulgy.
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about crap in order to be comfortable?
Because Laura told me that she didn't like my new boots, and I was all like, "Oh, my god!"
Can you provide an example of a polynomial function with an order of five?
Best I can do is 5 bucks.
Alright, what do you mean Terra being a different person?
That's right! ...right? Duh.
What is the minimum possible thickness of a wire?
I'm not a-wire of that! *ba-dum TSS!*
Why is everyone always pushing things on me?
Stop being a pushover!
How can the limit of an indeterminate fraction be solved?
With Asians.
Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now?
Uh, brain stuffing?
How do wires seem to tangle themselves when left alone?
Meth.
How easily can you destroy a hard drive?
Bombs.
What makes "Where's Waldo?" puzzles consistently challenging?
ur blind.
Why do we realize the value of something once we do not have it anymore?
'Cause you're dumb, that's why!
Where can you find a delicious, homemade burger in this town?
From the back of my white van.
Wait, if there is a key then there must be a door, right?
You found the key? I was hiding it!
Using the definition of derivative with a limit, can you differentiate f(x) = x^2 + cos(x-2) + e^(2x-5)?
Ain't nobody need that IRL!
Boy, you are looking but you do not see. You know what I mean?
I'm blind, I swear!
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
Mom's spaghetti.
How many years would it take to travel with a normal plane from Earth to Sun?
That's plane boring! 8D
Can you explain the technicalities that lie behind the existence of the Old Man Glitch
I'm too old for that.
How's that about you're not using calculus for nothing?
Wat r u saying?
Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?