Omegle - Have fun messing with people!

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08-14-2011
Whalio Cappuccino

Omegle - Have fun messing with people!

This website kills boredom so easily. You write a question and the website gives it to two strangers to answer, you get to watch them answer it right in front of your eyes. You usually get some hilarious answers. Clay, Merc, and I have been going at it for the past hour or so. Everyone should give it a try. Here is the funniest one I've gotten so far.

http://i52.tinypic.com/3127qex.jpg

Post your results!

:D
08-14-2011
Testudini

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there?
Stranger 1: *sitting*
Stranger 2: hahha
Stranger 1: who are you Chris?
Stranger 1: are you the police?
Stranger 1: ****, man, I just knew it.
Stranger 1: I've never done thisbefore, man
Stranger 2: hahaha
Stranger 1: am I gonna go to jail?
Stranger 2: This is my third time on the show -_-
Stranger 2: what are my kids gonna think.
Stranger 1: HAHAH

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there?
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: my pimple hurts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

Confess your sins.
Stranger 1: I drank a whole liter of sunkist.
Stranger 1: and didn't shaer
Stranger 1: with anyone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC?
Stranger 1: wii
Stranger 2: Xbox.
Stranger 2: And PC, I guess.
Stranger 1: psh
Stranger 1: WII
Stranger 1: SUPER MARIOOOOOO
Stranger 2: IF I WANTED TO PLAY TENNIS I'D GET MY GO******** SWEATERVEST AND HIT UP THE *** BAR
Stranger 1: SUPER MARIOOOO
Stranger 1: hehe
Stranger 1: asl
Stranger 2: NO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC?
Stranger 1: OR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC?
Stranger 1: SALAD
Stranger 2: XBOX
Stranger 2: *****
Stranger 1: PC MasterRace reporting
Stranger 2: west side
Stranger 2: u kno wht
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Stranger 1: XBOX will never be as powerful as a PC
Stranger 1: ******
Stranger 2: i kno :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

How do magnets work?
Stranger 2: YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THEM
Stranger 1: neagtive and positve
Stranger 2: Besides, we are not Mormons.
Stranger 1: force field.
Stranger 1: some weird ****
Stranger 2: We do not know the secrets
Stranger 2: Stranger, you are completely ruining this
Stranger 1: a whole lot of jesus juice is used

Ah, the wonders of Omegle :D
08-14-2011
Whalio Cappuccino

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegle

Xbox, PS3, or Wii?
Stranger 2: xbox
Stranger 1: Xbox
Stranger 1: BOOM!
Stranger 2: winning
Stranger 1: Bi-winning
Stranger 2: peaceeeeeeeee

Even people at Omegle know the truth. :p

/fanboy
08-14-2011
Testudini

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whaaaaale

Even people at Omegle know the truth. :p

/fanboy

PC can do everything consoles can and more.

/pc master race
08-14-2011
Alex™

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateClay

PC can do everything consoles can and more.

/pc master race

But I have my PC, PS3 and Xbox so I win?
08-14-2011
Doopz

Quote:

Why are your trousers down?

Stranger 1: Because
Stranger 1: i am
Stranger 1: a man.
Stranger 2: My trousers are up.
Stranger 2: All the way up.
Stranger 2: Up to my armpits.
Stranger 1: Like 1950s fasttalkers?
Stranger 2: You know it.
Stranger 1: Cool

I was trying to look for some raging Xbox fanboys. This isn't actually my opinion...

Quote:

Xbox 360 sucks worse than Justin Bieber!

Stranger 1: wow that pretty bad
Stranger 2: not quite as bad
Stranger 2: but justin bieber is like the speed of light with sucking
Stranger 1: you are exagerating there questionner
Stranger 2: nothing can suck more
Stranger 1: true

...instead I just found some Justin Bieber haters. :D
08-14-2011
Alec

I've been messing around with this for days. Lots of fun. :p

EDIT: Pictures wont show up. :I
08-14-2011
Alex™

I happened upon some hockey fans, who responded to the question 'Ovechkin or Crosby' with a 30 minute argument which resulted in one of them leaving in anger.

I didn't save it though, and it was a few days ago :(
08-14-2011
craigmond

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Howdy. (:
You: Hello Young padawon, I hail from Yavin V
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Was this conversation great? Download the log, or select the log for copy-pa

That cleared the room.
08-14-2011
Mr_T-Shirt

Clay, I thought i'd rip you off just because that was so funny. This is what I got on my first conversation.

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1...10814at174.png

XD
08-14-2011
CyberSora

Wow, I didn't know you guys messed with Omegle too! :D

Here's some:

Spoiler - Ahem... mentlegen?

Quote:

Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: TF2
Stranger 2: what is that?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: **** that game
Stranger 2: ****in ***
Stranger 2: play tetris
Stranger 2: ***
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Quote:

Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: Gentlemen..
Stranger 2: ....oh.
Stranger 2: now I feel stupid.
Stranger 2: I should, I know.
Stranger 1: Spy is stupid hehe
Stranger 2: exactamente.
Stranger 1: Exactlatory
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Spoiler - Copying what Clay said

Quote:

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there?
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: i didnt know she was 14

Quote:

Stranger 1: hi ***
Stranger 2: Im Rebecca Black, I dont know which seat to take
Stranger 1: that chris hansen "joke" stopped being funny years ago
Stranger 1: rebecca black is funnier than chris hansen
Stranger 1: and friday is the best song ever

And here's one I just loved:
08-14-2011
biorogue

tried 3 conversations and all I got was nasty, vulgar stuff. "Hey baby, want to see me &#$(8?! then !@$*%# over @#%$%&##@$" yeah, not too fun. Especially when wife looking over shoulder.
08-14-2011
Veyneru

My answers were disappointing. Here is one of the few remotley amusing conversations?

Quote:

Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC?
Stranger 2: ps3
Stranger 2: and pc
Stranger 1: Gamecube
Stranger 1: also Project Runway on lifetime
Stranger 2: SEGA GENESIS
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 1: and green tea
Stranger 2: yay
Stranger 2: Marihuana tea
Stranger 1: Marijuana?
Stranger 2: and bronies
Stranger 2: brownies
08-14-2011
OrwellianStuff

Oh god, Omegle is so fun; people's reactions can be so fun if you have some luck :p
This is one of the milder ones I had saved (many of them had fairly explicit language from persons who were fooled by this ruse).

Quote:

Question to discuss: what are you?
You: a Lombax
Stranger: human being?
You: ooh someone from Earth?
You: fascinating
Stranger: ya..what planet u from?
You: how do you survive without a fur?
You: I come from Fastoon, located just ~150 lightyears from your galaxy
Stranger: i dunno..its a miracle
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i've been there last month
You: Fantastic
You: how did you get here? did you use hyperspace?
You: or just took a long nap in the meanwhile?
Stranger: spaceball
You: spaceball?
You: what is that?
Stranger: never watch that movie?
Stranger: from Earth
You: nope, Earth movies are a rarity around here
Stranger: oh..I see..
You: took a while to even arrange this transgalactic communication link
Stranger: ya..
You: hmm?
Stranger: ok..wanna have lunch
Stranger: bye..
You: kk, cya
Stranger: be well my friend
You: thanks :)
You: take care you too
You have disconnected.

I admit.. maybe a bit too much R&C lately :D
08-14-2011
Merc

Oh, if only I saved some of the best ones from last night.
Most of them had come from the question:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I think i can remember one...

Quote:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger 1: What?
Stranger 2: I know what I want to look like sometimes too.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

And the new best answer to everything...

Spoiler - Slight mature content

Quote:

Why does Minecraft give me a hard on?
Stranger 2: because cubes
Stranger 2 has disconnected
08-14-2011
Silverleon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whaaaaale

Even people at Omegle know the truth. :p

/fanboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateClay

PC can do everything consoles can and more.

/pc master race

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex™

But I have my PC, PS3 and Xbox so I win?

I have 1 console, I enjoy it and don't have to justify my purchase to strangers in the internet, I am happy with what I got, and don't care if its the best or the worst of the consoles, since honestly it doesn't matter, so I guess I win. ;)

Anywho, isn't this the site that also puts you up with random people on video?
Or did they divide it into sections/ take down the video area for the high amount of random pervs out there? xD
08-14-2011
CyberSora

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverleon

Anywho, isn't this the site that also puts you up with random people on video?
Or did they divide it into sections/ take down the video area for the high amount of random pervs out there? xD

No, I think it's still there. Some guy from /x/ used a creepypasta .GIF to scare a middle-aged woman. I was laughing my a** off.
08-14-2011
Littlebigdude805

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateClay

PC can do everything consoles can and more.

/pc master race

It can't play console games. ;)
08-14-2011
abyssalassassin

I just had an absolutely epic conversation with someone, we both trolled eachother like crazy, but it's a bit too rude to post here and get away with. :p **** it. :(
08-15-2011
zzmorg82

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverleon

isn't this the site that also puts you up with random people on video?
Or did they divide it into sections/ take down the video area for the high amount of random pervs out there? xD

That is why I stay away from sites like these ;)

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