Pants Designed with Gamers in Mind

The guys in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3 have awesome pants, so why shouldn't you? Betabrand has the virtual soldier covered with its new Couch Commando pants.

Made from 100% French-twill cotton, the Couch Commandos are fitted with six big pockets, including two oversized gusseted cargos, and drawstring ankle cinches, making them ideal for storing controllers, your headset or snacks as you game the night away.

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Available in Black-Ops Black, Olive Drab, Desert Khaki, and now, an 8-bit inspired camouflage pattern, which uses some of the most iconic characters, including Pac Man and Space Invaders.

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You can add a pair of Couch Commando pants to your loadout from $85 to $130 from Betabrand.

Is laughter the reaction they were aiming for?

Hmmmm...It's only missing a very large pocket in the rear for my console to sit snuggily under my bum and keep all the snacks and controllers in my pockets warm.

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Originally Posted by Rabid-Coot

Is laughter the reaction they were aiming for?

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Yes, apparently... Meaning this item was a huge success. Only posted because it's weird... xD

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Originally Posted by Littlebigdude805

Hmmmm...It's only missing a very large pocket in the rear for my console to sit snuggily under my bum and keep all the snacks and controllers in my pockets warm.

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Ooo and the built in headset system with a sub-woofer on the... Never mind...

B-but I don't wear pants when I play games.

Wow.. I think my oh so comfy South Park drawstring pants were only $14.

I would think that "pants designed with gamers in mind" would include built-in recepticles for human waste.

...What? It's not like they haven't already made chairs like that.

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Originally Posted by Dapiek Absaroka

I would think that "pants designed with gamers in mind" would include built-in recepticles for human waste.

...What? It's not like they haven't already made chairs like that.

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The problem is, portal guns don't exist. (yet)

Pretty sure my $8 shorts from wal-mart work perfectly. The table next to my chair has always made up for my lack of pockets to hold snacks and controllers. Ive always laughed at the people who go way too far to design pointless crap for stuff that is perfect without help. Personally, I prefer keeping controllers out of my pants, as I find it more comfortable.

For the same amount of money, I could get an actual videogame. -_-